WWF Royal Rumble Report with Todd Pettengill

4  2014-02-27 by tibber2

12 comments

Why the fuck did he give the date in German, but say the number in english? "Samstag Februar TWELVE um TWENTY TWO uhr"

Fucking dipshit.

His fake voice is so annoying, why can't he just talk normally. Shit is unbearable. It's almost as bad as the Undertaker's henchmen, or who ever that guy was. His voice was the epitome of high pitched.

HI THIS IS RINGO MCWRESTLY

Cue the ocean spray music boys.

It's almost as bad as the Undertaker's henchmen

Are you...are you talking about Paul Bearer? AKA Percy Pringle? TAKE IT BACK YOU TAKE IT BACK!!!

I don't know him, and I don't want to know him. He was a horrible manager, why did he make the undertaker wear shiny silver jazz gloves? Terrible just terrible.

He was probably one of the top 5 managers in all of wrestling of all time. The man was buried alive in a vat of concrete AND buried alive in a giant walk in cooler. Also I think a casket at some point. That's range.

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He's awesome in a "that chick with the white make-up in hunger games" sort of way.

http://www.wwe.com/classics/wherearetheynow/where-are-they-now-todd-pettengill-26060526

You better watch out next time you pick up the phone because you could be getting pranked!

Todd was a "big man on campus" like Opie was a gangster

Disloyal McGravejumper. I love Jimmy's todd impression.

I'm disappointed in Sam for not bringing Todd's WWF stint up whenever Jimmy talks about Todd's fake voice. Knowing of that faggot Todd since the early 90s, I was so fucking annoyed at his fake voice.

EDIT: His "real" voice is faggoty enough though.