AMA by Jesse Ventura 3/4 2pm

20  2014-02-26 by [deleted]

Thanks Jesse.

41 comments

Don't put FUCKING WORDS IN MY MOUTH

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Let's make sure to thank him for his service.

And compliment him on his fucking Rocky Horror Riff-Raff hair-do.

Which he "coincidentally" shaved off right after Jimmy said that to him.

Jimmy went right for the throat with that one. I don't care who you are, there is no way a line like that doesn't cut deep.

You could even see his face fill with anger at that moment, it was great.

MIYUND CONTROWOL!!!!!!

I'VE SEEN THINGS THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.

Before it starts. we have to determine what questions we want to ask, and who'll ask them, so we know who to upvote for publicity.

I would whole-heartedly be willing to actually organize this. I can't tell you how much I'd love for his AMA to be a trainwreck.

Here's a good question. "Jesse, are the rumors of your homosexual relationship with Alex Jones true? Or is it a Quanspiracy concocted by the government to discredit you?"

Ugh, if you're running this trolling, it will be as interesting as Jimmy doing Chip with Newt Gingrich.

A better question would be, "Governor, what was easier: becoming a Tag Team Champion or trying to learn the truth about HAARP?"

No, that's a terrible question. I hope you die.

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Gulf of Tonkin. My Government has lied to me. I'm just asking questions. I was a governor.

WE'VE GOTTA GET BOOTS ON THE GROUND

THIS IS JESSE VENTURA. I'VE BEEN A WRESTLER, A GOVERNOR, A NAVY SEAL, AND I GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME IN A DEBATE BY A DICK JOKE RADIO SHOW DJ AND TWO HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS.

One high school dropout that failed gym. The opester went to college.

I was referring to Ant and Jim.

I know the Opster went to college, I used to hang out at said college.

I guessed dick joke DJ meant Yimmy considering Norton did most of the ass handing. Apparently I guessed wrong.

You hung with the Opster at Geneseo?

No, I was there years later.

Were people still talking about his numbers?

I put up numbersssss at that college.

Girls named Jen from Long Island always put out at a party.

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Remember to thank him for his service.

THEY'RE GONNA TURN AWAY A GOVERNOR. A FORMER NAVY SEAL.

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This needs to be the top comment on his AMA

THE HAARP SYSTEM

I'm just disappointed we weren't on Shaq's to ask him about Criss Angel.

Tell him to watch his language!
He said the F-word in front of lil' Yimmy!

I didn't get that part, but I never heard the whole interview. Why was Jimmy suddenly so bothered by bad language?

Oh boy, this one has all the makings for yummy, tasty disaster. Calendar marked.

Jesse...how IMPORTANT is the MIND CONTROL?!

Oh? So you believe what the government tells you? Ok!

Well, if you want to believe that - ha ha ha - then, uh - aha ha ha

Not for nothing but r/sports is currently making fun of John Rocker for being a conservative racist who hates immigrants (or something like that). They pissed on his AMA he did a while back. Just wondering...you think Jesse Ventura would get a similar response? Cause I think his views are just as despicable. Alec Baldwin is right in many ways. The zerg swarm protects their own.
HUH! HUH! SO YOU'RE TELLIN' MEEE THAT REDDIT IS FULL OF ASSHOLES? I'M TURNIN' AROUND! WE'RE MOVIN!

Jesse, when did you stop fellating Alex Jones for nickels?

Wait a minute.... 3... 4... 2pm... There are going to be 3 attacks on the fourth of March aiming to kill 2 prime ministers. We need to warn Mr. Ventura before it's too late!

We all know what will really happen with this AMA: he'll get fellated by all the redditors who finally learned the TRUTH about government at the wise old age of 17. Anyone not outright blowing Jesse or implying he's somehow incorrect in his assumptions will get downvoted immediately. Conspiracy theorists hate entertaining other ideas, even if they're said jokingly.

Just make all the questions based on James Adomians's incredible impression of him from Comedy Bang Bang..

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/off-the-grid/

Skip to 31:00. Funny shit.

Btw... X-post this to /r/conspiratard.