Here's a good question. "Jesse, are the rumors of your homosexual relationship with Alex Jones true? Or is it a Quanspiracy concocted by the government to discredit you?"
THIS IS JESSE VENTURA. I'VE BEEN A WRESTLER, A GOVERNOR, A NAVY SEAL, AND I GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME IN A DEBATE BY A DICK JOKE RADIO SHOW DJ AND TWO HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS.
Not for nothing but r/sports is currently making fun of John Rocker for being a conservative racist who hates immigrants (or something like that). They pissed on his AMA he did a while back. Just wondering...you think Jesse Ventura would get a similar response? Cause I think his views are just as despicable. Alec Baldwin is right in many ways. The zerg swarm protects their own.
HUH! HUH! SO YOU'RE TELLIN' MEEE THAT REDDIT IS FULL OF ASSHOLES? I'M TURNIN' AROUND! WE'RE MOVIN!
Wait a minute.... 3... 4... 2pm... There are going to be 3 attacks on the fourth of March aiming to kill 2 prime ministers. We need to warn Mr. Ventura before it's too late!
We all know what will really happen with this AMA: he'll get fellated by all the redditors who finally learned the TRUTH about government at the wise old age of 17. Anyone not outright blowing Jesse or implying he's somehow incorrect in his assumptions will get downvoted immediately. Conspiracy theorists hate entertaining other ideas, even if they're said jokingly.
41 comments
21 cjdimino 2014-02-26
Don't put FUCKING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
16 thrillated 2014-02-26
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
21 YourOldPalHoward 2014-02-26
Let's make sure to thank him for his service.
And compliment him on his fucking Rocky Horror Riff-Raff hair-do.
15 jhohcable 2014-02-26
Which he "coincidentally" shaved off right after Jimmy said that to him.
14 YourOldPalHoward 2014-02-26
Jimmy went right for the throat with that one. I don't care who you are, there is no way a line like that doesn't cut deep.
5 Anton_Lemieux 2014-02-26
You could even see his face fill with anger at that moment, it was great.
18 JMueller2012 2014-02-26
MIYUND CONTROWOL!!!!!!
8 i_dont_give_a_care 2014-02-26
I'VE SEEN THINGS THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND.
13 Phrunkis2 2014-02-26
Before it starts. we have to determine what questions we want to ask, and who'll ask them, so we know who to upvote for publicity.
6 SergeantFartbox 2014-02-26
I would whole-heartedly be willing to actually organize this. I can't tell you how much I'd love for his AMA to be a trainwreck.
-2 Phrunkis2 2014-02-26
Here's a good question. "Jesse, are the rumors of your homosexual relationship with Alex Jones true? Or is it a Quanspiracy concocted by the government to discredit you?"
7 [deleted] 2014-02-26
Ugh, if you're running this trolling, it will be as interesting as Jimmy doing Chip with Newt Gingrich.
A better question would be, "Governor, what was easier: becoming a Tag Team Champion or trying to learn the truth about HAARP?"
3 YourOldPalHoward 2014-02-26
No, that's a terrible question. I hope you die.
11 FJaxJones 2014-02-26
thermite paint
1 He11razor 2014-02-26
Gulf of Tonkin. My Government has lied to me. I'm just asking questions. I was a governor.
10 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-02-26
WE'VE GOTTA GET BOOTS ON THE GROUND
9 BullsLawDan 2014-02-26
THIS IS JESSE VENTURA. I'VE BEEN A WRESTLER, A GOVERNOR, A NAVY SEAL, AND I GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME IN A DEBATE BY A DICK JOKE RADIO SHOW DJ AND TWO HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS.
7 fattypigfatty 2014-02-26
One high school dropout that failed gym. The opester went to college.
5 BullsLawDan 2014-02-26
I was referring to Ant and Jim.
I know the Opster went to college, I used to hang out at said college.
7 fattypigfatty 2014-02-26
I guessed dick joke DJ meant Yimmy considering Norton did most of the ass handing. Apparently I guessed wrong.
3 Phrunkis2 2014-02-26
You hung with the Opster at Geneseo?
1 BullsLawDan 2014-02-26
No, I was there years later.
3 Holzmann 2014-02-26
Were people still talking about his numbers?
2 phaseMonkey 2014-02-26
I put up numbersssss at that college.
Girls named Jen from Long Island always put out at a party.
1 [deleted] 2014-02-26
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8 Sks44 2014-02-26
Remember to thank him for his service.
5 mdding 2014-02-26
THEY'RE GONNA TURN AWAY A GOVERNOR. A FORMER NAVY SEAL.
4 [deleted] 2014-02-26
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1 phaseMonkey 2014-02-26
This needs to be the top comment on his AMA
4 jhohcable 2014-02-26
THE HAARP SYSTEM
4 BullsLawDan 2014-02-26
I'm just disappointed we weren't on Shaq's to ask him about Criss Angel.
3 exophrine 2014-02-26
Tell him to watch his language!
He said the F-word in front of lil' Yimmy!
1 tibber2 2014-02-26
I didn't get that part, but I never heard the whole interview. Why was Jimmy suddenly so bothered by bad language?
2 gunzor 2014-02-26
Oh boy, this one has all the makings for yummy, tasty disaster. Calendar marked.
2 no1raniuk 2014-02-26
Jesse...how IMPORTANT is the MIND CONTROL?!
1 badbillypratt 2014-02-26
Oh? So you believe what the government tells you? Ok!
0 exophrine 2014-02-26
Well, if you want to believe that - ha ha ha - then, uh - aha ha ha
1 erockarmy 2014-02-26
Not for nothing but r/sports is currently making fun of John Rocker for being a conservative racist who hates immigrants (or something like that). They pissed on his AMA he did a while back. Just wondering...you think Jesse Ventura would get a similar response? Cause I think his views are just as despicable. Alec Baldwin is right in many ways. The zerg swarm protects their own.
HUH! HUH! SO YOU'RE TELLIN' MEEE THAT REDDIT IS FULL OF ASSHOLES? I'M TURNIN' AROUND! WE'RE MOVIN!
1 phaseMonkey 2014-02-26
Jesse, when did you stop fellating Alex Jones for nickels?
1 RzK 2014-02-26
Wait a minute.... 3... 4... 2pm... There are going to be 3 attacks on the fourth of March aiming to kill 2 prime ministers. We need to warn Mr. Ventura before it's too late!
1 Holzmann 2014-02-26
We all know what will really happen with this AMA: he'll get fellated by all the redditors who finally learned the TRUTH about government at the wise old age of 17. Anyone not outright blowing Jesse or implying he's somehow incorrect in his assumptions will get downvoted immediately. Conspiracy theorists hate entertaining other ideas, even if they're said jokingly.
1 [deleted] 2014-02-26
Just make all the questions based on James Adomians's incredible impression of him from Comedy Bang Bang..
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/off-the-grid/
Skip to 31:00. Funny shit.
-2 phaseMonkey 2014-02-26
Btw... X-post this to /r/conspiratard.