I always click links to youtube on this fucking subreddit like I'm pulling the trigger in a game of Russian Roulette. Cringing, hesitant, and ready for the pain of an awesome basketball shot.
I respect Jim for giving us classic bits when he feels like it, and they are never dusty; always feels like a fresh new chapter in Ted's life.
Opie's so good with Ted "Oh. How many blenders have you sold?" "Oh. You dont like mixing fruits and vegetables?" "Does your blender have a cookbook?" And then seamlessly ending it when the bit was done.
Ted is the one character that the Opster can converse with. All of the others stop him dead in his tracks - which is realistically what they are supposed to do. I remember a show a while back where Opie was describing going somewhere with Edgar (I think), and he was saying that he could not figure out what to say to him! haha Jimmy's the best!
For the first time in my life I actually spit coffee on my desk. 147 axe blades and lettuce jubilee being nothing but lettuce and ice fucking killed me.
Because they're so absurd and outlandish. Who would want a blender with no top and 46 axe blades Rapidly spinning about? No one. But Ted tries and tries to get a good product out there.
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24 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-02-26
SURE DO GREGORY!
18 AgbayanisHead 2014-02-26
45 axe blades make a mean lettuce jubilee.
11 Phrunkis2 2014-02-26
inb4 basketball trickshot
-9 Moh7 2014-02-26
Were no longer spreading that video cuz it's so old and won't catch on. The Opster made a new video he wants to go viral
Link: http://youtu.be/Co_yWmPqlq8
12 krivas 2014-02-26
Try harder.
5 Moh7 2014-02-26
I'm not good.
6 Phrunkis2 2014-02-26
Be more funny!
1 havingmadfun 2014-02-26
Your totally original post is genius
9 BlueScreenOfDer 2014-02-26
Here you go, Starts around 7:30 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAklN_fVA3Y
2 Chamomileable 2014-02-26
I always click links to youtube on this fucking subreddit like I'm pulling the trigger in a game of Russian Roulette. Cringing, hesitant, and ready for the pain of an awesome basketball shot.
6 Its_Just_a_Ridee 2014-02-26
Holy shit I was dying laughing in the car. That was absolutely great.
3 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-02-26
I got lucky and turned on my car right before this. Golden!
6 [deleted] 2014-02-26
Is it a link to the basketball shot?
6 dirtfarmingcanuck 2014-02-26
I respect Jim for giving us classic bits when he feels like it, and they are never dusty; always feels like a fresh new chapter in Ted's life.
Opie's so good with Ted "Oh. How many blenders have you sold?" "Oh. You dont like mixing fruits and vegetables?" "Does your blender have a cookbook?" And then seamlessly ending it when the bit was done.
4 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-02-26
Ted is the one character that the Opster can converse with. All of the others stop him dead in his tracks - which is realistically what they are supposed to do. I remember a show a while back where Opie was describing going somewhere with Edgar (I think), and he was saying that he could not figure out what to say to him! haha Jimmy's the best!
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3 Infinitygood 2014-02-26
That was solid Ted.
2 dankfranklin 2014-02-26
Loved Dr. Ian getting a good trashing during this bit. Him and his ancient blender that doesn't exist yet.
2 hovanova 2014-02-26
For the first time in my life I actually spit coffee on my desk. 147 axe blades and lettuce jubilee being nothing but lettuce and ice fucking killed me.
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3 dazwah 2014-02-26
Because they're so absurd and outlandish. Who would want a blender with no top and 46 axe blades Rapidly spinning about? No one. But Ted tries and tries to get a good product out there.
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3 dazwah 2014-02-26
How is it overkill? Ted's around maybe once a year.
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2 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-02-26
You have to listen to Ted's Sleep Apnea Mask Emporium: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB-3tuQK00o
3 pbpble 2014-02-26
Exaggeration is pretty much comedy 101, so you're right, you know nothing.
3 fattypigfatty 2014-02-26
Absurdity is also on the list.