That same show I think Jim said Patrice was his best friend and they had such a complete friendship. Bobby piped up and said "dude what the hell, you said that about us yesterday." It was quite funny.
I ran a gambling syndicate. I don't remember who the teacher was. I don't remember how I started doing it. I don't remember how I got out of it. I don't remember how it worked.
Obviously it's something other people have done but Opie has a history of this kind of bullshit lying so it's not a question of Florentine being the only one. It's a question of why a dude who is apparently so awesome at radio and a millionaire has to lie. He just cannot help himself there's no logical way that someone could bullshit as much as he does and think people wont notice. He's pathological.
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11 rottengymshorts 2014-02-22
I think it was Attell the day after Patrice died talking about his special and raising money,
"We have a purple suit and giant coffin to buy"
6 Mrcoxie 2014-02-22
That same show I think Jim said Patrice was his best friend and they had such a complete friendship. Bobby piped up and said "dude what the hell, you said that about us yesterday." It was quite funny.
1 Its_Just_a_Ridee 2014-02-22
I was listening to the podcast today of that show. For sad circumstances, it's one of the funniest shows ever. Jim is hysterical. Everyone is great.
7 RockstarDanny 2014-02-22
"Are you going to spin records"
1 regis69 2014-02-22
"leave it alone."
7 benningtonisgod 2014-02-22
"I hope there's fuckin' AIDS piss in your damn Schweppes."
4 cokevanillazero 2014-02-22
"Read this palm you gypsy bitch."
4 AutoJesus 2014-02-22
Anything Colin has said to Bob Kelly. Most noticeably "Yes, I'm doing a portrait right now called 'Tibetan Lesbian on Couch'".
2 opiesucks 2014-02-22
"i was the candy kid"
5 Its_Just_a_Ridee 2014-02-22
I ran a gambling syndicate. I don't remember who the teacher was. I don't remember how I started doing it. I don't remember how I got out of it. I don't remember how it worked.
2 iamcolinquim 2014-02-22
Goddamnit, hearing Jimmy tell about the kid wanting to throw hot oil on the guy "Hey Staaanley, let's throw some hot oil on him"
2 Fleef_and_peef 2014-02-22
Anything Ted says. Especially when he calls Opie "Gregory"…
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-02-22
we should just turn this into your favorite jim norton kid story, those are the best, almost as good as ants or ronnie b's.
1 VanDamme79 2014-02-22
I can't remember the exact line but they usually start with "Ramooone!"
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1 regis69 2014-02-22
"She was licking and spitting on my cock and lapping my asshole, and i understood what it was like to see the beatles for the first time."
1 glaubs 2014-02-22
When Jimmy went on his tired, sleepy bombing raid:
"This really is just one miscue after another."
0 chenxu 2014-02-22
"I used to pee in bottles at concerts an then leave them on the ground for people to knock over."
2 opiesucks 2014-02-22
who said that one again?
0 chenxu 2014-02-22
Florentine but it was so good Opie had to retell it in first person as if he did it.
-2 FrunkisOA 2014-02-22
Yeah florentine is the only one to ever do that
3 chenxu 2014-02-22
Obviously it's something other people have done but Opie has a history of this kind of bullshit lying so it's not a question of Florentine being the only one. It's a question of why a dude who is apparently so awesome at radio and a millionaire has to lie. He just cannot help himself there's no logical way that someone could bullshit as much as he does and think people wont notice. He's pathological.
-3 FrunkisOA 2014-02-22
Is he?
0 chenxu 2014-02-22
Florentine but it was so good Opie had to retell it in first person as if he did it.