Most memorable quote?

0  2014-02-22 by JakeKelk

I think for me its

"hey whore! have some mustard"

whats yours?

22 comments

I think it was Attell the day after Patrice died talking about his special and raising money,

"We have a purple suit and giant coffin to buy"

That same show I think Jim said Patrice was his best friend and they had such a complete friendship. Bobby piped up and said "dude what the hell, you said that about us yesterday." It was quite funny.

I was listening to the podcast today of that show. For sad circumstances, it's one of the funniest shows ever. Jim is hysterical. Everyone is great.

"Are you going to spin records"

"leave it alone."

"I hope there's fuckin' AIDS piss in your damn Schweppes."

"Read this palm you gypsy bitch."

Anything Colin has said to Bob Kelly. Most noticeably "Yes, I'm doing a portrait right now called 'Tibetan Lesbian on Couch'".

"i was the candy kid"

I ran a gambling syndicate. I don't remember who the teacher was. I don't remember how I started doing it. I don't remember how I got out of it. I don't remember how it worked.

Goddamnit, hearing Jimmy tell about the kid wanting to throw hot oil on the guy "Hey Staaanley, let's throw some hot oil on him"

Anything Ted says. Especially when he calls Opie "Gregory"…

we should just turn this into your favorite jim norton kid story, those are the best, almost as good as ants or ronnie b's.

I can't remember the exact line but they usually start with "Ramooone!"

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"She was licking and spitting on my cock and lapping my asshole, and i understood what it was like to see the beatles for the first time."

When Jimmy went on his tired, sleepy bombing raid:

"This really is just one miscue after another."

"I used to pee in bottles at concerts an then leave them on the ground for people to knock over."

who said that one again?

Florentine but it was so good Opie had to retell it in first person as if he did it.

Yeah florentine is the only one to ever do that

Obviously it's something other people have done but Opie has a history of this kind of bullshit lying so it's not a question of Florentine being the only one. It's a question of why a dude who is apparently so awesome at radio and a millionaire has to lie. He just cannot help himself there's no logical way that someone could bullshit as much as he does and think people wont notice. He's pathological.

Is he?

Florentine but it was so good Opie had to retell it in first person as if he did it.