Opie and Bob Levy

21  2014-02-20 by pekingoose

I like the way Opie has been using Bob lately.....for humiliation value.

Bob usually only gets airtime when he is doing bits with his contemporaries Bobo, Marion , Di etc. But today when Bob called in to make a joke about Opie's Facebook photo,and hopefully make a connection with the Opster,he was left hanging.Bob then stumbled through some Opie style lies about his Facebook experiences, was hung up on and went back to bed to consider where it all went wrong.

For all the shit Op has been getting lately credit has to be given for what he is doing to the Bobster.

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Bob Levy is pretty god damn unfunny for a professional comedian. Whenever a fellow comic tries to promote him they say: 1) he's a comic's comic. 2) he is amazing on stage. Or 3) he really can work a crowd. These "compliments" are basically the equivalent of saying "he sure does hustle down the basepath!" about someone who sucks at baseball.

He sure can work a crowd

http://imgur.com/gD9WVTa

ouch!

That's the first time i have laughed at Bob.

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No, its Kelly Clarkson

Goddamn, it looks like him. What a revolting camera angle.

Who's High pitch?

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holy shit dude.... get the joke.

Yikes. Just what anybody would want. Some old nobody bothering you while you're trying to eat your dinner.

This makes me sad

There should be a bot that posts this everytime Bob Levy is mentioned.

Hmm someone needs to make that happen

Wow! That pic has more views than Levy's ever seen

Or "he's got a lot of heart" "he's a fineness player"

"He doesn't need to dunk, he has good fundamentals"

"He has a high motor"

I thought Col was a comic's comic. Levy is a hack

People being honest call him a hack. People promoting him on their shows say those other "compliments."

THANK YOU. I've never been on the Levy train, he's like an old leech trying to stay on the bosom of O&A since he was with Jim 'back in the day'

Yeah. Bob is to comedy what I am to brain surgery: can't do it - shouldn't try it. (Only real difference is if I did brain surgery I'd definitely kill... fahkin home run!).

There are some clips on YouTube from back when Bob was a regular on Stern and Artie Lange is talking about how Bob was accusing Dave Chappelle of stealing some of his jokes for his TV show. Artie makes him look stupid and then Levy calls in and proceeds to make himself look stupid. I'm at work so I can't dig up the link but it's worth looking up if you wanna really appreciate just how bitter/delusional this guy is.

I hear other comics describe jimmy in the same way

Yeah but you also hear people saying he's the funniest or quickest comic they know. I specifically remember Doug Stanhope saying that. You'll never hear anybody say that about Bob. I don't even think he'd be the funniest undertaker I knew if he chose to do that for a living.

Opie is funnier than Bob Levy.

In the same way Patty is prettier than Marion.

Dose titties tho....

Bob Levy STINKS.

surely opiesucks can get behind this one

he's all in

I think even opiesucks would have to agree

/u/opiesucks comment?

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Thanks, joke explainer.

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Oh literal Ebhagz!

I've posted this on every levy thread but jesus christ he really wants to be part of the show.

It's best that they just cut him off anytime he calls in now...

bob levy blows. for awhile I thought the boys and the fans actually liked him. but as time goes on I can tell he's just a joke to the boys, and now I'm seeing the proper amounts of hate online. Dude is a LOSER. I would love for Opie to bash him or embarrass him but I guess it'll never happen cuz of Levy's friendship, or at least history with Norton, Florentine, and all the other comics. But damn is Levy pathetic, I actually feel sad for him

The boys do like him ants had him over at the compound many times.

I always felt bad for Levy because of how Howard fucked him. He's not exactly lighting the world on fire, but letting him call up and make fun of specials is fine.

What exactly went down between him and Howard? I know and even remember him being a regular on the show, and I know Howard banned him from the show. But how did it all go down, and how did Howard "Fuck him"

Bob got plugs instead of getting paid for doing a bunch of work for the stern show. This went on for awhile. One day Stern heard all of the plugs at the end of the show and basically cancelled all of them except for the ones from the people on the show. He singled Bob out saying something like "why the fuck are we giving HIM a plug?" Bob called in to explain the situation and Howard made fun of him. Bob got upset and quit everything (including the show he was doing on the channel) and the next time he tried to go to O&A he was banned from the building.

So, basically, stern took a bunch of money away from Bob by cancelling his plugs, which he had negotiated to have in lieu of getting paid for the work he did. He also may have had him banned from the building, which would fuck bob out of additional income.

Two jerks make an off

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

I have a feeling that sobriety is not as good for Levy's comedy as it might be for him not dying. Because either he used to be much funnier or I've grown as a person or some shit, which I'm pretty sure isn't the case.

I never really heard him on Howard but he used to be a regular caller/guest on Kidd Chris' show in Philly and he was much funnier...granted, Chris' show wasn't nearly as funny as O&A so the bar was lower, and the funniest Levy was him reacting to being trashed and not when he was trying bits. So they should just try that or something or not.

Always good when you start picking apart your own arguments. I stink. I guess Levy really does too.

Levy totally sucks on O&A, but so would Rich Vos if they just left him hanging every time and never had fun with his bombs or how dumb he is. Levy was the Rich Vos of the Howard Stern show. When he was on they called out his shitty jokes and lack of being able to pronounce certain words and it was funny. Just letting him run through his repetitive lines does not work on radio. They are failing to use him to his full potential.

Also like Vos he is actually hilarious on-stage and his type of crude humor was an obvious influence on Jimmy and Jim Florentine. Here's a short example of his type of stuff: http://youtu.be/jFFYV20H83s

Is it hack material? Absolutely, but you gotta remember he wrote it decades ago before it was hack. His sin is resting on his laurels because he's a road comic. I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up taking Bobo on the road with him the way he did members of Stern's wackpack.

Well, Rich Vos did write for dahh Oshhhkarschhh after all.

You brought up the biggest issue.

Levy's role is already filled on the show by Vos. An older comic that comes across as a retard on the radio but is a veteran comic who can work in any club in the country.

Bob's closer is eating salad dressing out of an audience members ass on stage. That's all you need to know.

His name is Needy Bob Levy not Bob Levy.

I feel like I'm one of the few that actually finds Bob Levy calls and bits in general funny, I don't listen to his stand up since I don't really visit steak houses but he's gold on air, I also hope he's part of super show 3

He used to be a daily caller on Stern (usually to make a quick joke), so it makes sense that he would try to become a daily caller on OnA and use it as a platform for promotion.

He the non Jew rich vos

Levy isn't Jewish?

You mean the Jew bomber Richard Vos?

Sorry. I thought of that one the other day and had to spit it out the first chance I got.

swallow next time faggot

Levy can be a funny mofo, but he's not good on O&A.

He's also a moron. He is D-U-M! The man cannot pronounce the word "street" properly. It's "skreet" to Bob.

To me he always sounds like Flourantine, doing an imitation of Vos?

my personal favorite is him pronouncing shrimp as "strimps"

Sounded like "skrimps" to me, but it's funny either way.

i hate how opie tries to act like he's so annoyed with bob, if that was the case he wouldnt take his calls, but thats his "character". sometimes i wish they would just be more honest because none of us are buying the shock jock thing, we all know opie goes home and watches pixar movies, he is far from edgy, but thats fine just be honest.

Stacey Keach told me the show is above all else, REAL ...

He takes the calls because it annoys people, including you. Successful, I'd say.

Opie always usually laughs more than anyone else at bobs phone calls. Thats how you know bob stinks. Opie always likes the worst people the most.

That's it,Opie is laughing at him.

Giving him waaaaay too much credit.

I have never heard the Opster laugh at Bob,i don't think he likes him.

In fact,i think he fuckin hates him.

You arent paying enough attention then.

Teehee

You can't find one example of Op even paying attention to the dude let alone finding him funny.

poor jimmy and ant

Thanks, joke explainer.

Oh literal Ebhagz!

Dose titties tho....