Because he carries the weight of the show on his shoulders. He pushes onward against the ebb-and-flow of managerial changes, company mergers, and the double speak of the main stream media. His chiseled jaw tames the mightiest of celebrity guests. While his soft baby hands graciously sends out $30 instagram prints to peasants.
Because we know Opie is needed to steer the show. If not for Opie, Jim and Anthony could fall into a dangerous never ending loop of discussion. I've seen it happen.
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18 Biohzd79 2014-02-19
Because he carries the weight of the show on his shoulders. He pushes onward against the ebb-and-flow of managerial changes, company mergers, and the double speak of the main stream media. His chiseled jaw tames the mightiest of celebrity guests. While his soft baby hands graciously sends out $30 instagram prints to peasants.
10 Lazix 2014-02-19
Because we know Opie is needed to steer the show. If not for Opie, Jim and Anthony could fall into a dangerous never ending loop of discussion. I've seen it happen.
6 mcmck 2014-02-19
Actually I think Opie gets his fair share of criticism on this subreddit.
-5 YourOldPalHoward 2014-02-19
It's a bit, you rube.
6 mcmck 2014-02-19
Well your reply was a bit rube as well (excuse my language).
-3 YourOldPalHoward 2014-02-19
Okay, that was fucking clever. Good on you.
3 UnwarrantedArrogance 2014-02-19
Because he is a beacon of light in an otherwise dark and hopeless world.
2 kgt5003 2014-02-19
Are we doin sarcastic rhetorical questions? Why is there so little criticism of Jesus Christ in the Catholic Church?
6 Biohzd79 2014-02-19
Do the bit
0 koolhandmikey 2014-02-19
Aaaaand punt
2 [deleted] 2014-02-19
We're super positive here. Join us.
-1 Tony_Sunshine 2014-02-19
Oh fuck you man
1 ghukas 2014-02-19
Are you high? All this sub does is shit on Opie and everything show related.
There is a reason cool, creative people like Shawn F. have abandoned this shit hole.
Mods need to reclaim this place. It doesn't have to be a circle jerk but you've let the trolls win.
0 LawrenceGardiner 2014-02-19
'Cause we love him. Fuck off.
-2 seeenheeen 2014-02-19
love ya miss ya brother!
0 VanDamme79 2014-02-19
Because Opie is the real "Sweater Boy Cutie"
-3 Jockel76 2014-02-19
Because we all want to be like Opie.