Goddamnit, Opie...

8  2014-02-17 by 99ovr

16 comments

That day everyone else in the studio went home and made fun of Opie to their families about this horse shit story.

I like how everybody prefaces their shitty comment about opie with, "I like Opie, but…" so they don't get down voted.

"CRAZY SHIT. It got ugly man. I dont even know how I got out of it"

No one lies more obviously than opie.

He doesnt remember how much money the big payout was. He doesnt remember what class he taught. And he doesnt remember how he got out of it. All this information is wgas to the story. Why even bring up not remembering. Hes stammering through bs.

But the best is the end. "this guy on the phone says he sold mcdonalds at school" Opies idea of a good phone call is so bad. And he always tells the whole point of the call in the setup. Thats one of the times you can hear ant's frustration

I like it when the callers call him out on ruining their phone call.

Opie: Okay let's go to Tom in New Jersey, who says most pistachios come from Iran. Tom?

Caller: Uh, yeah, well that's what I was gonna say.

Opie: "Dan in Philly. How are your Flyers doing?"

Everyone listening to their radio: "WHO GIVES A FUCK?!"

but then he acts like hes annoyed at their bad phone call. And what does he do?? Move on to another bad phone call.

This is the reason R&F has better calls.

See above. :3

I don't care about downvotes, I am telling the truth. I like Opie and think shows with him are much better than shows without him, but this is cringe inducing.

This is exactly like something Chip would make up. Along with when he "did some things" for the mafia, but can't elaborate at all, and when he dressed down an attorney when he was up for jury duty.

I'm beginning to wonder if he really even shat on the beach or wrote Thompson Twins lyrics on his dorm room wall. Just kidding about the Thompson Twins lyrics. He definitely really did that, which is not the behavior of a hard-partying college stud who "put up numbers."

Just a cool college guy who liked limp bizkit.

I like Opie but I have to admit that stuff is hard to defend. :(

Here comes the douche chills!

you don't think he was the candy kid /u/99ovr?

poor Vos had to go along with this horseshit.

car crash

I like Opie, but this is so, so awful.