For some reason he loved it when Patrice would talk about not liking Chinese business owners. I think he's just stealing his bit

Yeah almost every time that bit was started it was brought up by Opie. He loved listening to patrice go off on Asians.

I think he loved it because it was absolutely hilarious. IIRC Opie said he could relate due to his own interactions in the city, so you may be right.

I think O&A got in trouble for Chinese based humor. Getting a topic banned from being fodder for the show is a great way to piss off big bad triple-G. Pretty sure they did a break on this recently (end of last year or so?) When someone, somewhere refused to apologize to the darling chinky-eyes for a supposedly racist bit (Kimmel?). O A and Jimmy concluded that being more uptight makes you less accessible to others, further alternating you from them, than just allowing people to joke around about you from time to time.

I think that's where opie's irritation with them comes from.

I heard Chinese/or Japanese people eat dead baby fetuses because they believe it will give them eternal youth (Google It)

I think that's been confirmed as true. http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/c/christopher-reeve-645-75.jpg

South Park never lies

Africans rape virgins to take away their AIDS. Your turn.

Who isn't? They torture and skin dogs alive before they eat them. Pretty subhuman.

White people keep baby cows and chickens in cages their entire lives and then kill them for tender meat.

Next?

We have a symbiotic relationship with cats and dogs. They evolved along side of us and it is degeneracy and vile to pervert that relationship.

But Chinese also do that too, so that's not really a good rebuttal. The guy was talking about something worse than that. Look up the Chinese fur industry, it's pretty ridiculous.

I get it but he's really overt with saying "Chinee" and "chinky eyes"

Why is this acceptable but he has the gaul to get upset with Anthony?

I was just responding to your comment, and that's how you should read it. I really don't give a fuck as to what Opie thinks or what he's secretly like. Are you Chinese and/or Asian?

yeah this guy gets all queefie when someone says something about the yellow bellies

It's a chick. That explains the other part of it.

oh damn sounds hot. I might be terribly wrong

are you overweight by any chance?

Why do you Canadians post non-sequiturs on here?

Nope

Will you show us your pussy? Please wipe the crusty blood off first.

I can tell you your fortune from just looking at your slot.

Go away Jimmy

I wish that I had the comedic potential of Jimmy. I'm just one angry person amongst many.

Does that mean all you men enjoy racism?

No, but we apparently have a better sense of irony and humor than you do.

Only if you haven't progressed past the age of 8 when you pull your eyes back and talk in the accent.

Ok, hole.

I win

Yes, sure you did hon. Now go finish your math homework.

He once had a dry cleaner not warsh his clothes properly and has hated them all ever since.

And he got fffphuckin' pissed offphphph

And then what happened?

Then you came up with something original to say.

ESD's Chinky the Puppet rules.

So

If you think Opie is bad, you should hear Ant's old character Yoshi. Rolled L's and R's, talking about flied poke and noo-dohs - it was pretty rough, and he did it for extended periods of time.

For a guy who does decent impressions, his Asian one is terrible. His Reagan too.

not when it comes to hair styles...

His Reagan is only one fucking word.

Yes? Well?

Fuck, you're right. Ok, two words.

He should bring back Charlton Heston traffic.

His Charlton Heston is basically stuck in the Planet of the Apes movie all the time

Nah, he does Ten Commandments references as well. The music itself is from King of Kings, a film having nothing to do with Heston. useless trivia

I dunno. Have heard a lot of Zira and monkey ass talk.

You mean red-mandrill-ass.

Will you show us your pussy? Please wipe the crusty blood off first.

I can tell you your fortune from just looking at your slot.