Scott Shannon Retiring

51  2014-02-07 by bongoshaftsburry

63 comments

He's gotta go back to Easter Island to be with the rest of his kind.

i believe the term you left out was monolith.

Tss... tss, what is he a block head or something?

I got a tree on my house/I wanna see the boat movie/I can't even feel my own nose/it's uh, like, a battery car/

I WANNA SEE THE BOAT MOVIE. I say it to my girlfriend all day still. She absolutely hates it and I can't stop saying it.

im glad we have scott shannon-girlfriend angering in common. i said "i gotta tree on mah house" for at least 4 months straight.

That's a good clip too. We still haven't watched the boat movie probably because she knows I'll start saying it even more frequently.

Well I would hope that you have introduced Edgar and Chip to her by now.

Chip of course. Uncle Paul too. I wish he would bring Ted Sheckler back. He was one of my absolute favorites.

TED SHECKLER'S GIRLFRIEND ANGERING EMPORIUM

my girl knows who all the guys are but isn't enough of a fan to know about jocktober and scott & todd's horrendousness, but she heard that show and still says "I WANNA SEE THE BOAT MOVIE" all the time.

I say it to myself when I take a shit sometimes

I finally watched that goddamn thing and even during the carnage at the end, it was still just The Boat Movie.

The first O&A show back and we hear "I willllll remember youuu....I GOTTA TREE ON MAH HOUSE!" will be beautiful.

The worst part is that Todd is getting exactly what he wants. Fuck that.

Not when Todd gets fired, because if you think the Scott And Todd show sucks, the Todd and Todd show would be even worse.

Todd Pettengill.

Fez Whatley.

The Todd and Todd show.

I would pay good money to see how Todd Pettengill would handle a nervous breakdown from Fezzy.

"Don't leave me, Todd!!! Please don't let them ruin what we have! Please Todd!!! Please!!!"

"Ooooowww ummdiddywiddiliddly ummdiddyow ummdiddywiddiliddly shuggaduggaduggadugga..."

Yeah this is Floppy McWackadoodle, I left my toenails in your garage...

That didn't happen, sir.

And then this would be where Fez was supposed to cut in but he locks up and WE GET IT! Ok.

Baooooow woowoowooba oomboo baoooo

I've got a crazy person in my old chair!

Nothing but inane conversations, shitty shoehorned songs, and awful prank calls. Even for radio Todd sucks on ice. The only good the Jocktober will be is when Jimmy starts doing the Todd voice.

Good for Jocktober, though

YEAAAHHHH, THIS IS MAXINGTON RADIOHOST FLIPPER FLAP. I WENT OVER TO YOUR RADIO STATION, AND MY CO-HOST QUIT!

baaaaaaAAAA

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Jocktober will never be the same 😪

Get ready for twice the Todd you turkey.

Maybe they can have a Scott tribute day this year. But you're right. It won't ever be the same.

Well, wait. When is he retiring? It just says that he is retiring, but not when.

I am certain this old fuck will pull a Leno and just drag it out.

today

I'VE GOT A CANCER IN MY BRAIN. fuckin hilarious, right?

Damn! First John and Jeff and now Scott Shannon! You will be missed you giant blocky easter-island headed motherfucker!

Time to put him on the pay no mind list.

He is already firmly in place.

Sadly, we will never have the chance to hear him have a fatal stroke on air.

You can't prove that.

He said he wants to take time to spend with his family and see boat movies.

there's only one boat movie....THE boat movie

Can someone make boat movie and this noise into a ringtone for me

Tree on my house for messages

Noooooooooo! Also, does anyone else think he looks like Bruce Jenner?

R.I.P. Off to the Big Morning Prolapse in the sky, so sad...

Damn, first Jay Leno and then Scott Shannon, two giant chins in one day.

Finally saw the boat movie and now he wants to take a cruise.

I've got a tree on my pension.

How good is this freaking boat movie?

Now Im sad......Jocktober will never be the same.

Fridays in Jocktober should be tributes to Scott.

He may retire, but his jaw will still be in service to anchor shipping vessels.

And to serve Eternian Henchmen.

A nation mourns.

Damn they need to do a special jocktober on Todd's first solo tree house boat movie free show

But he can't feel his nose like in an electric car!

Shame, he was finally starting to grow on me after the last Jocktober.

Todd can go get his ass eaten out by Bob Kelly for all I care.

THE TODD SHOW?!

Todd Pettingale is making cumsies in his pants right now.

Now somebody make the Scott Shannon "I will remember you" song montage.

There's no longer an acer negundo upon my abode

Do you guys think the show may have had something to do with it? Think about it from his perspective. For years he's been getting paid millions to do shit radio and all of a sudden in his 60's he gets exposed for being the shit hack he is. So he figures, fuck this I don't need the agitah, I'm out!

He is already firmly in place.

Well I would hope that you have introduced Edgar and Chip to her by now.

Fridays in Jocktober should be tributes to Scott.