Is that a leaf in your soup?

Yes, his name's Garrett.

Is this the greatest bomb of all time?

Yes, and this includes "Jimmy Tide" and Vos' recreation of A Bronx Tale

The man keeps clean shirts.

Tsss what is he, gonna die of internal bleeding or somethignn TSSSSSSsssssssss?

I hope you get cum and blood all over your white shirt

I bet there's Aids piss in your Shweps.

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i like the other driver who wanders into the shot before collapsing. what a camera whore.

I wanna see the boat race

What does this have to do with O&A?

My teeth hurt

He must've been listening to Opie telling a joke.

Well, at least I laughed.