31 2014-01-21 by chenxu
15 [deleted] 2014-01-21
I shit on a beach then got paralyzed by a wave
1 krbin 2014-01-21
Opie is an embellishing ass, but riptides actually are serious business. A friend's dad died in one when we were teenagers.
9 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
I believe these anecdotes about public defication tell me all I need to know about Greg.
2 PanzerSmanzer 2014-01-21
But what do they tell you about Gregg?
2 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Exactly.
1 DerpSherpa 2014-01-21
Hello Exactly
8 RzK 2014-01-21
PAUSE
this is funny
Ok continue
1 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Would love to see him pull this at a black jack table with Ant.
Ant: Hit m...
Opie: PAUSE!
All night, with elevating frequency as he gets progressively more drunk.
Waiter: Sir, would you like ano....
Waiter: Sir, I don't know wha...
Opie: PAUZE! Does you think this shirt makes my boobs look big?
Waiter: Sir I don't.. umm know what..
Opie: PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! Anthony, can you believe this guy ova' here I mean Jesus.
7 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
Aren't these long imaginary scenarios just the funniest things on Reddit? They're always a hoot
3 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Yup. Almost as funny as the imaginary scenarios they describe on air.
-1 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
Watch out for /u/alienmonkey. He may enjoy the show enough to write imaginary dialogue between its hosts, but if they say something he doesn't view as funny, you bet your bottom dollar he'll let em know. Godspeed.
5 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Hmmm, I'm detecting a passive aggressive tone and a hint of personal butthurt Sarge.
Or should I say... Greg?
0 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
*Gregg
4 Holzmann 2014-01-21
I wonder if he got a picture of the gang rape these three Indian gentlemen then committed on a European tourist.
-2 R_14 2014-01-21
Tell them to behave.
1 unclepaulhargis 2014-01-21
You think he'll spend another weekend signing and selling them?
1 [deleted] 2014-01-21
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16 comments
15 [deleted] 2014-01-21
I shit on a beach then got paralyzed by a wave
1 krbin 2014-01-21
Opie is an embellishing ass, but riptides actually are serious business. A friend's dad died in one when we were teenagers.
9 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
I believe these anecdotes about public defication tell me all I need to know about Greg.
2 PanzerSmanzer 2014-01-21
But what do they tell you about Gregg?
2 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Exactly.
1 DerpSherpa 2014-01-21
Hello Exactly
8 RzK 2014-01-21
PAUSE
this is funny
Ok continue
1 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Would love to see him pull this at a black jack table with Ant.
Ant: Hit m...
Opie: PAUSE!
All night, with elevating frequency as he gets progressively more drunk.
Waiter: Sir, would you like ano....
Opie: PAUSE!
Waiter: Sir, I don't know wha...
Opie: PAUZE! Does you think this shirt makes my boobs look big?
Waiter: Sir I don't.. umm know what..
Opie: PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! Anthony, can you believe this guy ova' here I mean Jesus.
7 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
Aren't these long imaginary scenarios just the funniest things on Reddit? They're always a hoot
3 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Yup. Almost as funny as the imaginary scenarios they describe on air.
-1 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
Watch out for /u/alienmonkey. He may enjoy the show enough to write imaginary dialogue between its hosts, but if they say something he doesn't view as funny, you bet your bottom dollar he'll let em know. Godspeed.
5 Alienmonkey 2014-01-21
Hmmm, I'm detecting a passive aggressive tone and a hint of personal butthurt Sarge.
Or should I say... Greg?
0 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
*Gregg
4 Holzmann 2014-01-21
I wonder if he got a picture of the gang rape these three Indian gentlemen then committed on a European tourist.
-2 R_14 2014-01-21
Tell them to behave.
1 unclepaulhargis 2014-01-21
You think he'll spend another weekend signing and selling them?
1 [deleted] 2014-01-21
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7 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-21
Aren't these long imaginary scenarios just the funniest things on Reddit? They're always a hoot