I thought r/joerogan was bad but you guys top the cake.

5  2014-01-16 by [deleted]

Negative Nancys everwhere

22 comments

It's "take the cake" stupid. And once we have the cake, we throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

Treat Yourself!

roland ate the cake

The expression is "take the cake" not "top the cake." And I saw Positive Percival earlier at the concessions stand. If you hurry, you can probably meet him there.

hey, it's a doggy dog world out there. people like him are a diamond dozen.

For all intensive purposes, he has a point.

Thus then...

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

That was funny but some of that was chewhorned in there.

fuck me, this was unbearable. As soon as I read "baron of bad news"...

irregardless, the bitching about the boys on this sub is getting soooooo damn annoying. just fucking listen to something else!

HaHA

the stupid cunt

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Top the cake

Did ya?

It's only because o and a are a negative type of show. Almost all of their laughs come from negative things, which the fans love and emulate. They also complain a lot.

A lot of the complaining and fighting is not genuine I believe. It's just the subreddit emulating the show which I like cause people are ultimately gonna bash you for this post and your shitty nonsensical wrong cliche saying.

I must admit though the shows since New Years have had a better vibe to them; they seem much more playful. Today's show was awesome.

Today's show had me laughing out loud a lot.

True... we are insanely positive compared to the Opester.

Vos?

Oof...

boooo

Yeah, especially in the studio.