Live With: Lady Di or Stalker Patti?
0 2014-01-12 by [deleted]
You have to share a two bedroom apartment with one of these foul creatures for two years.
I'd choose Di. She's ugly as all hell, but would be sauced all the time and pretty out of it. Easier to handle.
I personally can't stand to look at Patti and I could see her doing something like standing over me while I'm asleep.
18 comments
12 [deleted] 2014-01-12
If you want real answer, Patti all the way.
She's a dork but she's responsible. Di is just shitty.
2 [deleted] 2014-01-12
You don't find Patti creepy? There is something ghastly and macabre about her that sends a chill down my spine. She is responsible as all hell though.
4 [deleted] 2014-01-12
I didn't say she wasn't creepy. But Di is a piece of shit walking.
I admit though, I have a massive issue with alcoholics so that could be colouring my viewpoint.
6 RepeatOffenderp 2014-01-12
Di is such a pig, I can imagine what kind of personal habits she'd have.
Patti is a pain in the ass, but she is clean and semi-sane.
2 [deleted] 2014-01-12
Haha. That's true, Di really is a fucking slob isn't she. The first time i saw her, I actually flinched.
If Patti whitened her teeth and wore SOME kind of makeup, she'd be acceptable to look at.
4 RepeatOffenderp 2014-01-12
Di looks like a poorly rendered marshmallow sculpture of a failed genetic experiment.
4 RKO36 2014-01-12
Patti. Patti seems pretty nice and actually normal. Di is just a borderline retarded alcoholic. No thanks. At least Patti works and can contribute something.
2 PanzerSmanzer 2014-01-12
Borderline?
4 VeritablyClean 2014-01-12
How about a better question:
Live with Di or Bobo?
I think I might go Di because I think she would keep to herself. Bobo's liable to pester you incessantly.
3 AngeloMacon 2014-01-12
Patti was the easy answer to the OP, but this is a harder one.
Annoying retard vs Annoying drunk. I'd probably go with Bobo. I'd imagine Di could be a thief, loud late night binges while i'm trying to sleep and being a slob in general. Bobo would just annoy you non stop while you were in the common area.
2 Erk83 2014-01-12
I just feel like Bobo would jerk off on everything.
2 nochinzilch 2014-01-12
I bet Bobo loves to work. "Hey Bobo, go sweep Central Park." "OK"
3 dcwathefuture 2014-01-12
Oh fuck, give me Patti. Love me some Stalker Patti.
3 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-01-12
Patti is clean, works, and has a social life.
Di is an unemployed drunk who sits on her couch all day drinking Natty Ice.
Patti no-brainer.
2 Hard_Fiskur 2014-01-12
Bobo would jerk off in my coffee cup and likely not tell me.
Lady Di just seems disgusting. I also can't stand that whole answer a question with a question. Drives me nuts.
For as annoying as Patti can be, I think she would be clean and a considerate person. She works hard at her Starbucks gig, seems like a genuinely caring person. Patti it is.
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-01-12
this is too easy, its patti
she might get annoying but hes not as bad as di, she would repeat everything as a question and you would be awakened at 8am to the sound of her cracking open a natti ice, and she must smell.
1 normanbusket 2014-01-12
Derrr, uhhh this is Mayor Menino and i would broadcast live with either of those fine gentlemen
1 PacinoWig 2014-01-12
Patti, unless you want to have to smell Di's awful alky shits