Part of it is because he has KTS (Klingon Temple Syndrome).
The other part of it is that his eyes and eyebrows remind me of some old time actor that I can't recall. Peter Falk, maybe? I'm not sure. The damning thing about it is that it's not interesting enough to actually research and figure out who the actor is, but it's distracting enough to bother me each time I see it.
I guarantee you the only reason Sam keeps that hair is because it's the only thing that could possibly make others think he might be black, and he really likes that...
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24 Iosif_Stalin 2014-01-11
Fuck man, Sam is a disturbing looking dude.
8 CasinoIndian 2014-01-11
The hair fits the voice but the face is all wrong.
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5 rumpumpumpum 2014-01-11
Part of it is because he has KTS (Klingon Temple Syndrome).
The other part of it is that his eyes and eyebrows remind me of some old time actor that I can't recall. Peter Falk, maybe? I'm not sure. The damning thing about it is that it's not interesting enough to actually research and figure out who the actor is, but it's distracting enough to bother me each time I see it.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT! This is getting pretty close!
5 jhohcable 2014-01-11
I hope he goes bald in the next year.
4 Fat_Head_Carl 2014-01-11
He's skinny as a rail, but when he looks down he gets fat chins....
1 notyavgkat 2014-01-11
holy shit...lmao your right!
2 mit0515 2014-01-11
http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/sideshow-bob.jpg
0 h3yf3ll4 2014-01-11
HGH.
11 Autorotator 2014-01-11
Sam looks like Carrot Top and Cindy Lou Who's illigitimate love child.
6 [deleted] 2014-01-11
where does Sideshow Bob from the simpsons come into this contrast
9 Autorotator 2014-01-11
Bob was the surrogate mother.
8 JohnQNo1 2014-01-11
Sam looks like something from a Dr Seuss novel.
8 Patrice_vs_DrZ 2014-01-11
Sam's vagina is very close to touching her vagina
2 gardenhoser205 2014-01-11
forest fire up in dere
1 Hard_Fiskur 2014-01-11
LOL!
6 lurchdr 2014-01-11
hubba hubba
5 Buttpudding 2014-01-11
Sam has bedroom eyes going on.
5 balderoonus 2014-01-11
Had to adjust the contrast settings on my monitor for this one
5 Brodster 2014-01-11
He's got a good grip, ain't no hover handing nerd.
3 tripleOGkush 2014-01-11
thats a man hand.
3 kentrel 2014-01-11
I would play Slave girl with those two.
As long as I got to play Django...
3 jhohcable 2014-01-11
I like the way Sam's left hand is digging as hard into her ribs as he can, like to punish her.
I would beastfuck the shit out of her asshole mouth and cunt though, even after being tainted by the touch of Sam.
3 Gastrotech 2014-01-11
The boys should suspend Sam until he fixes that hair. I'd be complaining to HR everyday if I had to look at the creature.
2 Biohzd79 2014-01-11
Any context? I have no idea who that is.
20 pekingoose 2014-01-11
Sam
2 Tom_Stall 2014-01-11
Never heard of her. Why is there a picture of her with Shanola Hampton here?
3 Biohzd79 2014-01-11
If that's not a celebrity i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that is R&F intern Nareese.
9 Epithemus 2014-01-11
Probably. At first I thought It was Veronica from Shameless.
8 yeeerrrp 2014-01-11
I'm pretty sure that's who that is, unless that picture is recent, because I'm pretty sure she's pregnant.
3 notsamwastaken 2014-01-11
It is her
-1 WilliamTellAll 2014-01-11
Hi Samuel!
3 notsamwastaken 2014-01-11
Hi buddy
1 [deleted] 2014-01-11
Try and get Bobo on here, it's would amazing.
2 Schlitz001 2014-01-11
Such rosy cheeks.
2 NiceBreakfast 2014-01-11
at least he's not giving the trademark fistpump-snarl. go fuck yourself sam. ;) winkyface
2 hangout_wangout 2014-01-11
I still have those 9 bucks sam!
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1 BillTetley76 2014-01-11
Isnt that the black chick in Shameless?
1 notsamwastaken 2014-01-11
Yes
1 Motorboat_Jones 2014-01-11
Her tits are poem-worthy.
1 bobbycalamari 2014-01-11
Shameless? Trueblood?
3 normanbusket 2014-01-11
That he is, and look at his hair, I would NOT call his blood "true" or "untainted"
1 [deleted] 2014-01-11
Was Jess holding the camera again?
1 gardenhoser205 2014-01-11
Somehow I don't think Anthony is signing off on this
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1 LithiumAM 2014-01-11
I guarantee you the only reason Sam keeps that hair is because it's the only thing that could possibly make others think he might be black, and he really likes that...
0 GoCuse 2014-01-11
so jewy
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40 [deleted] 2014-01-11
Primetime Sam Roberts.
7 thebedshow 2014-01-11
Good lord buddy.
8 yeeerrrp 2014-01-11
I'm pretty sure that's who that is, unless that picture is recent, because I'm pretty sure she's pregnant.
3 notsamwastaken 2014-01-11
It is her