"They were relentlessly upbeat and would respond to EVERYTHING with a positive message. There were no wrong answers with this Applebee's. It was ... kind of sweet? I found myself really looking forward to seeing how they'd react to my postings."
I used to own this comic he did called "Prison Funnies". It was originally a strip he did for his college newspaper, but he collected it as a comic book. I remember it was really funny, off the wall shit. Never forgot his name.
"They were relentlessly upbeat and would respond to EVERYTHING with a positive message. There were no wrong answers with this Applebee's. It was ... kind of sweet? I found myself really looking forward to seeing how they'd react to my postings."
23 comments
10 [deleted] 2014-01-04
Can anyone tell if he's being serious or not? If it's a joke, this is CQ level satire.
7 OctopussCrime 2014-01-04
"They were relentlessly upbeat and would respond to EVERYTHING with a positive message. There were no wrong answers with this Applebee's. It was ... kind of sweet? I found myself really looking forward to seeing how they'd react to my postings."
Hes in on it, hats off to him
1 CrimsonTideCosby 2014-01-04
he already admitted to creating a phony account for his uncle. im going a step further and saying this chip zdarsky guy is fake too.
1 Tony_Sunshine 2014-01-04
Uncle Mel... shuuuurree
7 UncPa57yrzyng 2014-01-04
TSSSSSSSSSSSS This guys got some fucken great line tho, me and my mudda was reading it and we was cracking up!
1 ResilientHodor 2014-01-04
Fooooolk yaaaaa.
5 RobMFurious 2014-01-04
Fokin' Home Run Applebees!
4 [deleted] 2014-01-04
It's almost impossible to not read his responses in the Chip voice.
1 TheOtherMLK 2014-01-04
I found myself reading them in Lady Di's voice.
3 CasinoIndian 2014-01-04
Goddamn, I wish more people were like that guy.
4 trollbotix 2014-01-04
I think that Chip needs to have a better social media 'presence' starting ASAP.
3 mr__hat 2014-01-04
This is great. I'm just thinking about that poor applebee employee who has to deal with overly-friendly-facebook-chip's nonsense day after day.
5 RECTANGULAR_BALLSACK 2014-01-04
That's OK, Mr Hat! :-)
3 DonDimelo 2014-01-04
The writer of this article probably watches laugh-trackless big Bang Theory if he thinks this is "hilarious"
1 CasinoIndian 2014-01-04
More like The Big Chill With Nerds.
3 mcmck 2014-01-04
"ok"
-uncle mel
3 Vankilloquist 2014-01-04
and that's how we'll remember him
we loved you mel, your pleasantness will linger for weeks to come
2 SergeantFartbox 2014-01-04
This Chip is a real go-getter
2 RzK 2014-01-04
Knowing her experience with Twitter, if Lady Di had Facebook that's what she'd be doing but with Natty Ice.
1 TheOtherMLK 2014-01-04
Exactly what I thought.
1 alittlebigger 2014-01-04
I'll probably just make some burritos for her. That one got me
1 [deleted] 2014-01-04
I used to own this comic he did called "Prison Funnies". It was originally a strip he did for his college newspaper, but he collected it as a comic book. I remember it was really funny, off the wall shit. Never forgot his name.
1 rosyyoshi 2014-01-04
can i shoot the writer of this article?
4 trollbotix 2014-01-04
I think that Chip needs to have a better social media 'presence' starting ASAP.
7 OctopussCrime 2014-01-04
"They were relentlessly upbeat and would respond to EVERYTHING with a positive message. There were no wrong answers with this Applebee's. It was ... kind of sweet? I found myself really looking forward to seeing how they'd react to my postings."
Hes in on it, hats off to him
1 CrimsonTideCosby 2014-01-04
he already admitted to creating a phony account for his uncle. im going a step further and saying this chip zdarsky guy is fake too.