I think Ant should be like his brother and give up on hair

19  2014-01-03 by ThePittWolf

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bald might actually be a worse look than ole cotton candy head cumia

This HAS to be the side bar pic!

lol

kill it with fire

Gaaahhh!!! How about a warning for those of us eating dinner?!

Oh no :-O

I fondly remember when it was illegal for that many Italians to congregate in one spot

He looks like a golf ball with pubes.

Ants hair looks like the fake patch of hair Christian Bale used under his comb over in American Hustle.

He has thinned out Lucille Ball hair

Why have none of his comedian friends called him out on that soy sauce mess ?!

That's like telling someone 'I think that girl has downs syndrome' when she obviously has downs syndrome.

I wonder if it has anything to do with everyone being phony cocksuckers.... hmmmm...

How could you not tell that was a rhetorical question?

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So if we're agreeing, why are you being a cunt.

Because of your cunty comment, sir.

Meh. I think it's pretty funny. I mean he spent all that fucking money for THAT. Jesus dude, wtf were you thinking.

SOY SAUCE HAIR. Him and Liam Neeson must use the same box.

Ant is spending thousands to look younger because of a show that is on in the middle of the night. It's too bad that he looks more disturbing than ever. Apology Girl must fantasize about her favorite metal stars while doing him

I'm convinced this is Fez. It would be funny if you took the opposite line to opiesucks, but you're just spewing tabloid headlines about Ant and it's really just awkward.

Maybe it's the real Ben Sparks.

I thought Ben's issue was with Opie. Sex tape, et al.

Ben's issue was drugs. Cocaine, et al.

I am starting to agree. Characters always slip up and say something fanish and give up realism. He is obviously a longtime "listener" and just stating facts.

Why is brother Joe hover handing his own sister?

If ant cut off his hair he would look like a corpse.

Because the last thing Ant needs is to actually look like a skinhead.

My cousin had big ears so he got them fixed. He now has longer hair to cover his elf ears. Notice Tone is always wearing a hat? He isn't happy with his thin old ladyhair via transplant.

Yeah I noticed the hats in every pic now too.

70''s disco perm gone wrong

he cant cut it off, he paid good money for those plugs

Well, Joe is obviously a much better looking dude. I don't know if Ant's plugs are to blame as much as that he is just a mess physically. If you look at pictures of him from the 90's, his full head of hair still looks that awful.

He looks like Grandpa Munster

Is it taking you too long to cum?

Does that make those crypt keeper comparisons more or less funny now?

Booo

Booo

Because of your cunty comment, sir.