The Opie and Anthony Movie

0  2013-12-30 by brothermanbrotherman

The budget will be 5 million.

The movie is a documentary/reality film in which Lady Di, Marion, Sandy Kane, Bobo, Stalker Patty, and all of the water heads are pitted in an Amazing Race type competition. They can choose to team up or work by themselves.

The boys have the task of coming up with obstacles for these change-swallowers to get past. They have 4 million dollars to spend on these challenges.

And 1 million of the budget goes to the winner(s).

The boys "host" the games and provide color commentary. Each challenge sees a different comic friend of the show on the broadcast team.

Maybe they can even re-air it on A&E or something?

Opie & Anthony: X (Chromosome) Games.

8 comments

It's like Mythbusters and Jackass... ON CRACK!

i didnt know you could buy crack cocaine with a credit caaaaaaahdddd

so, you expect O&A and Jimmy to work without payment... also, camera man, film, location expenses unaccounted for. 5 Mill budget gives the boys a few hundred grand for obstacles if they are to give away 1 mill to the winner after you factor in everything else.

1 million of the budget goes to the winner

what a stupid cunt

I would enjoy a Private Parts sort of movie Hoo Hoo where it starts with opie trying to rock it as a DJ, finding Anthony and starting the rise of shockjockery... fucking tits and buses and this one pornstar could orgasm on a speaker, then they find little jimmy and everything starts going great then they are fired.

Starring Jim Gaffigan, John Leguizamo, and Beth Ditto.

They already recorded the speaker scene in advance

I thought this would be about who you'd cast in an Opie and Anthony movie:

Opie: Macaulay Culkin

Anthony: AIDS era Rock Hudson

Jimmy: Danny Devito

ERock: Jim Belushi

Sam: Lauryn Hill