What was the best line of fridays show?

1  2013-12-22 by UncPa57yrzyng

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"We used to do dildo fuck shows" had me dead. I was on the subway laughing like a maniac.

That's my vote, with Ant's tag of calling Sandy a pig had me.

It's so funny because you know the demo for "Wake up with Taylor" on Cosmo Radio is like 16-30 year old girls, and there's just this fucking awful whore talking about doing dildo fuck shows and growths on her vagina, it was amazing.

I would LOVE too see the reactions of Cosmo listeners to lady di and patti and sandy Kane barging in

There were a lot of them on twitter who were disgusted, but a few who actually tuned over to O&A and continued to be disgusted.

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I'm glad someone else is laughing their ass off in a very public setting. For every 50 truckers, and 100 people in alone in cars... there are a few of us listening to Ant scream about those people, while we are the whitest person in the subway car or bus.

Yeah us and Bobo. Lol

"WHERE DOES SHE WORK AT? POPEYES??"

Whoo Dat.

Mike Botchelli.

Sandy Kane said lady di could be a cow girl. Ant said well minus the girl.

"Shut up cunts, it's bobo time." Classic. That and all the lines he was being fed.

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I actually cheered when he said it

"My roommate name is Bill"

"He put himself in front of a train"

"Put a cowboy hat on him, man"

haha what made sandy so funny was that her vulgar language was even too much for ant at some points, and his impression of her was great.

"we used to do dildo FUCK shows"

Bobo "I brush my teeth to this shit"

A close second to the "Dildo Fuck Show" line - "I set my tits on fire at birthday parties"

The best line of Friday's show was Colin Quinn saying, "Sandy Kane would make Andrew Dice Clay blush."

I think we've got a new show candidate. "Tune in to 'Dice and Sandy's Morning Discharge' on Sirius/XM!"

when lady di gave the no reason fact that derek jeters dad was black, before everyone could shit all over her, colin quinn quickly said ‘thats true,‘ it was so simple but the knowledge that he is the worst one for egging their nonsese on had me dying

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You gotta love Colin sitting back and just agreeing with all these nutjobs.

I listen at work and Friday was way too busy to catch the show. I'm just laughing my ass off reading this thread. I have to go back and listen.

Colin's "Has anyone vetted this story and made sure it's not a flimsy excuse to get out of coming in here today?" about Marion and delivered with the utmost skepticism.

"Let's wrap this thing up"

EDIT: Oh, relax, bunch of oversensitive pricks.

the upsetting part is that you came back to see how this post was doing.