Best unheard lines?

4  2013-12-10 by TheBobWhookidSamShow

On yesterdays show Jimmy said Dana Kirkpatrick smelled like shampoo when she was in and few seconds later under everyone else talking Ant mumbled "What if she just smelled like poo" and it had me busting up for some reason.

Anyone have more favorite buried lines?

19 comments

14  Schlitz001 2013-12-10

I thought he said, what if she smelled like 'real' poo. You know instead of 'sham' poo. At least that's why I was laughing.

5  ig0tworms 2013-12-10

Yep, great line but went unnoticed except by Sam I think

1  ISignedUpToReplyToU 2013-12-10

I'm always in awe of how witty Ant is.

9  TheOtherMLK 2013-12-10

My favorite unheard bomb was Jimmy's nephew line here

3  TGrappling 2013-12-10

oh god that was great

-4  Motorboat_Jones 2013-12-10

Nice try. Basketball trick shot?

2  TheOtherMLK 2013-12-10

nope not this time... I know, hyperlinks in this sub are like a really shitty game of minesweeper

8  bridgecrewdave 2013-12-10

Danica Patrick*

22  TheBobWhookidSamShow 2013-12-10

I used a lot of those letters.

4  ig0tworms 2013-12-10

Bobo is that you

2  cabaretcabaret 2013-12-10

I don't know who she is, nor will I ever, yet I'm learning how to spell her silly name?

1  tags33 2013-12-10

You honestly don't know who Danica Patrick is?

6  CaucasianStoner 2013-12-10

Opie, "I was at the Bronx Zoo recently." Anthony, "Ohh, Yankee Stadium?" Nobody in the room seemed to hear it, but I lost my shit.

3  Epithemus 2013-12-10

I don't remember specific examples, but unheard lines are often some of the funniest. The delivery is often low and you get a sense that they're unsure if they should say it or not. Its straight out of the head.

3  chiliPismysignature 2013-12-10

A lot of my favorite unheard lines are by the opester. He bombs a lot but sometimes he says something hilarious and it isn't acknowledged. I'm not pretending like opie is some comedic genius but sometimes it seems like norton and ant have each others back/similar sense of humor on jokes and always reciprocate laughs.

3  BW2K 2013-12-10

Ant saying "Oh, NICKnames..." yesterday made me laugh.

1  Chodapopp 2013-12-10

The whole she-goat stuff with Jimmy in his caribbean accent was gold...

1  harriswill 2013-12-10

About 3 years ago when the "death-tax" was wbout to go in effect. Anthony rants about Obama for 50 minutes, then theres silence, then

Opie: ...jesus christ..

Anthony: ..fuck you

Then Jimmy bursts out laughing so I guess it wasnt buried, but that remains to be the greatest fuck you ever uttered by a human.

-1  opiesucks 2013-12-10

"im really no good at this funny entertainment business, i should hand the show over to Ant and Jim and just raise my kids and grow old" -Opie