That is how you fucking use social media to promote your brand.

The best part about this is that 90% of the people who usually buy Mrs. Fields cookies are staring at their computer thinking "WTF is this even about?"

Cookie? Cookie?

Fez is going to have a serious problem with the bigoted unsympathetic people at Mrs. Fields, but we all know the Sirius XM bully Sam Roberts probably orchestrated this coupon code.

but we all know the Sirius XM bully Sam Roberts probably orchestrated this coupon code.

I heard that the people down the hall have been talking as well.

THEY'RE TRYING TO TEAR US APART!

Mrs. Fields makes a fine cookie.

Dammit I don't want cookies but now I feel compelled to order. :(

I don't either but found they have boxes of chocolate and brownies too.

Mrs. Fields, I ignored you for those years to suck up to Auntie Anne.

Is this real life?

@LyricalJunkie:

2013-12-06 18:56:38 UTC

Order online at @mrsfields .com. Use code "tears" at checkout for a special #ronandfez deal.

@mrsfields:

2013-12-06 19:02:44 UTC

@LyricalJunkie Brilliant idea! It's now live for 20% off at mrsfields.com use code TEARS @ checkout #ronandfez #cookietears

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Ugh...someone ban this bot.

Edit: downvote me...whatever.

There was nothing wrong with the tweet from Mrs Fields. The bot is annoying.

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EDIT: DOWNBOATS, REALLY?

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Mrs. Fields, stone cold fox

http://mrsfields.cr/img/mrs.jpg

Thus proving that it is all a bit.

I don't either but found they have boxes of chocolate and brownies too.