"Jokes can also signify acceptance into society but people are too dumb to see that today."

+1 to Col

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"

• Colin Quinn

"If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth."

• CQ 2013

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Tha's right y'all, truth!

"do you think beliefs come out of thin air?"

"no but I don't think they come from jokes."

pretty much. forgetting who said it, but 'saying something can't be funny is like saying a disease can't be cured.'

That was Louis CK. On Reddit during an AMA, actually.

Powerful Colin Quinn

It's so true.

Love when a new guy has been at work long enough that I can start making fun of him without anyone getting too butthurt.

Good thing sneckerfark jumped in to defend those helpless defenseless trans people! They certainly can't speak for themselves because they're confused and have no gender identity so sneckerfark is fighting god's fight by protecting them on Twitter.

Your sarcasm just got 3 trans people killed.

Well at least they did it to themselves. Victimless crime.

Trannies are one of the rare cases where there should probably be more bullying.

Especially because they're not really a different gender or something. They're just cosplayers taking things too far.

Exactly. I get if you're gay or whatever, but there comes a point where you need to play the cards you're dealt and not perform genital mutilation.

but FEEEEEELINGS!!

Exactamundo. I "feel" like I "need" to fuck that big titted girl on "Two Broke Girls". Will the tumblr community support me if I raped her?

On my insides I feel like I should be wealthy. These cisfinancial shitlords need to recognize that I'm entitled to live whatever kind of life I want, despite what "reality" is.

Yeah man. I struggle between respecting their feelings about who they are, and just considering them mentally ill. The whole "otherkin" movement really made me reevaluate what trannies actually are.

I don't know what "otherkin" is, but I've always found it really hard to sympathize with transgendered thinking. It just feels wrong.

I love how this comment thread went from joking to real, thereby backing up the dumb SJW's point.

Way to go guys.

But the thing is, they're merely expressing an opinion, not hate or violence.

I'd never be rude or obnoxious to one if I had to work with one or something. It just strikes me as a specifically perverted lifestyle. I've said before, you look how many trannies there are, look how many hookers there are, and compare the two, there's a disproportionate amount of the tranny community involved in prostitution. I'm not about to apologize for not approving of something I find repugnant.

Otherkin are people claiming to be animals trapped in human bodies. It runs parallel to trannies being women stuck in men's bodies (and vice versa). They even believe that they have invisible tails that people can step on, all kinds of goofy shit. I often compare transexuals to them, and it really makes them both seem pretty absurd.

/r/tumblrinaction has posts linking to otherkin's tumblrs. It's fucking mind blowingly funny/bizarre.

It's like those people you see who've done too much acid. They're space-cases.

Says the guy who doesn't hate his penis.

Whatever. I've said that I can't sympathize with that line of thinking, so saying this to me doesn't mean anything. I don't support it. I find it deplorable, perverted, and repugnant. If this were the 70's, these people would all be in institutions. If I was mentally deranged to the level that I "hated" my penis, I should probably be removed from society, because that's insane thinking. To me, at least.

Actually, what's insane is your way of thinking. I don't really get the urge to turn my penis into a vagina, but even if I did, it would be none of your business and you're a fucking piece of shit for judging people for it.

I'm not out there shoving my discomfort with it down anyones throats, numbnuts. It IS none of my business, but when it's become a part of the Thanksgiving Day Parade, it's literally being paraded out in my face.

And besides, fuck you, because you're doing the SAME thing I am, which is finding someones line of thinking to be disgusting. But to you, you doing it is fine, because you're so fucking "progressive", and I'm an archaic dickhole because I have a moral aversion to it.

Guess what? You're never going to get to a point where everyone accepts this pervert shit.

it's literally being paraded out in my face.

Too bad - deal with it you whiny little pussy. WAH WAH TRANSEXUALS AT THE PARADE WAH WAH.

You fucking crybaby faggots make me fucking sick.

and I'm an archaic dickhole because I have a moral aversion to it.

There's nothing moral about what you're saying - you're just a shithead bigot. You're using the word moral because you're too stupid to understand why you don't like it (cause ewww its yucky and the world needs to run itself on MY feelings! wahhhhhhh :()

Fuck you, retard. It's not something I want my kids to be exposed to. And they shouldn't have to be because of YOUR faggot feelings. Are you Fez?

It's pervert shit, and you're just some pinko shitbird pervert-supporter. Get killed.

I guess if I find the LostProphets guy to be disgusting, I'm just a bigot who doesn't understand the feelings that people feel.

These people are shithouse-rat levels of crazy, and you're even more fucked up for supporting it.

It's pervert shit, and you're just some pinko shitbird pervert-supporter.

It's not perverted. You just don't understand it.

I guess if I find the LostProphets guy to be disgusting, I'm just a bigot who doesn't understand the feelings that people feel.

He raped an 11 month old baby. Transexuals decide to live as the opposite sex and harm nobody. Big difference you dumb fuck.

These people are shithouse-rat levels of crazy,

You're the one who's fucking crazy if you give the slightest fuck about what anyone else does with their own body.

Fuck you, retard. It's not something I want my kids to be exposed to.

Fuck you and your stupid fucking kids. Your kids are going to have to live in the world with everybody else, and that world includes transexuals. If you were a decent parent you'd teach your kids about it so that they learn to get along with people and not to be a nosy little cunt like their faggot ass father who goes off on ignorant tirades about shit he doesn't have the slightest clue about.

You're a stupid cunt and I hope you die in a car jacking gone awry in front of your stupid fucking kids.

The general morality of our society is challenged when people cut their dicks off and everyone accepts it. It isn't "harming nobody", because by doing it, you're telling other people that it's okay if they want to, and it most certainly isn't. It's gross, and you're SOOOO brave for carrying the torch for these fag pervs.

because by doing it, you're telling other people that it's okay if they want to,

It IS okay to do if they want to, and you're a nosy little cunt to say that it isn't. I hope you and your worthless children all get aids and die. The world would be better off without sick fucks like you and the sick fucks that you will raise your children to be. You're a shitty person and a shitty father. Fuck you.

Way to prove how compassionate, good-hearted and decent you are, while you wish for the death of people who disagree with you, and the death of their children.

I didn't say I wished for the death of everyone who disagrees with me. I just said that YOU are a monster and I hope YOU die, and since you are obviously a terrible father (if you even have kids) your children will probably grow up to be shitbags like their old man, and should probably die as well.

But way to get all super sensitive and attacking my tone all of a sudden after your vulgar tirades, dumbass.

This is infuriating to read. No wonder CQ broke character.

I'm an idiot, what's SJW?

Social Justice Warrior.

Sarah Jessica Warker

That's not her name!

sarah Jessica wuhuhwillbur Ftfy

Everyone knows CQ has been seen at tranny bars with a chemo child singing along to Dancing Queen for several years.

This is just what Fez does. Shut the hell up already. Trans gender, gays, don't need people speaking for them. The people offended also don't own being gay, or trans gender. Its not up to you to decide whats offensive to everyone else. The gay and trans gender people I know are comfortable with who they are and could give two shits about what someone else has to say.

The people offended also don't own being gay, or trans gender.

THANK YOU. HOLY SHIT. I deal with SJW constantly and they try to speak for me.

"The gay community this," "the gay community that," no. YOU think this. There is no community consensus. There was no town hall meeting.

I really hate that they go beyond "offensive" and actually call it dangerous. Like CQ's jokes are going to get someone killed. It's madness.

It is dangerous, but only to the offended, not in a way the SJWs will ever admit.

If I - a gay person - tell another gay person that their sexual orientation doesn't make them anything special or different, and they've built their life around thinking otherwise, I'm murdering their personal identity.

Their very sense of self.

That's the true reason all of these people freak out, and none of them will admit it.

Spot fucking on. Thank you.

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Thank you. Sometimes I think people like this clearly hate themselves on a base level and are jealous of those they consider "normal", even though "normal" isn't real.

Yeah but if you're straight and say that, you're homophobic, but if I'm gay and say that, I'm an Uncle Tom.

If there's an ad hominem attack for every single counterargument, it sounds to me like they just can't handle criticism :P

It's got to be exhausting living like that, if they're actually outraged. I have the suspicion that the one who jumped on Colin just does it as a way to pat themselves on the back and reinforce their smug superiority complex. "See? I -am- a good person! I confronted the bad persons!"

It's clap-trap. SJWs have learned that they will only be laughed at if they say it's offensive, so they try to make a case for it being dangerous instead.

clap-trap

Language!

Shut up, meg

Appropriate username. Well played.

Crosspost this to /r/tumblrinaction

Done

I upvoted.

A professional victim at work. CQ shouldn't even bother responding because he's just feeding their persecution complex.

A professional victim at work

I can almost feel his smug smile through his posts.

Typical. First shit talking and then the victim game. Disgusting human beings who will never be anything in life.

Hey hey, he's saving lives here.

Good, someone's finally going after this awful, awful man. Did you know he once accused Will Ferrell of being a druggie.

On a sidenote "@iamcolinquinn Seems a little odd "psychos" attack trans* people more than almost any other minority" seems to be made up on the spot, and I don't think this person really knows what a psychopath is.

As an aside, your username sounds like one of my farts.

And your username sounds like one of mine.

Yours describes one of mines

This could go on for a while

Like most personal choices that don't affect me, I don't care what trannys do or how they live their lives. It's their business and I acccept it by not giving a care. But I am too old and set in my ways to get my mind around "tranny" being an offensive term.

It's not an offence word. They just wanted a special word to gain power over people.

Tranny is just easier to say. Same reason why I call a car a fucking car and not 'auto-mobile', maybe car owner club members can start crying discrimination when people use the C word.

Now I'm off to go wank to some tranny porn.

People used to gain power over others by being better or improving.

Now they do it by victimizing themselves.

IT'S ALL A LARF

I just like to think of it as a temp thing because of the rise of the internet. Maybe, people will start to change their attitudes soon.

More replies that for some reason weren't included here:

https://twitter.com/iamcolinquinn/with_replies

@sneckerfark youre wonderful! Keep patrolling twitter for imagined offenses!!

@sneckerfark thats a lie too. When I grew up it was multiracial and people could actually be affectionate in their racial joking. Sorry.

@sneckerfark not at all! the awkward moment between parent explaining.... that's it. Im done, keep fighting the good fight.

@sneckerfark you say that's what my joke says then youre one of those dumb people that do misinterpret humor.

Aaaaaaand he deleted his Twitter. https://twitter.com/sneckerfark

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It's a no lose scenario for Colin.

Those people who want to whine about comedians seriously have no goddamn clue what they're walking into when they start with their whining. They're walking right into the spinning blades, really.

If I recall correctly, straight white males kill themselves more often than any other group. That makes the whiny dipshit's very first argument null.

I seen it's 70% of that are male. Guess white males are the last to form a victim group.

Fuck this shit gets me all worked up. I've gotta make a concerted effort to just ignore trash like this all the time on reddit. Humorless people are the worst. A keyboard makes it too easy for me to go off on someone and in the end it doesn't accomplish anything. Fuckin people.

Best thing is to remember their opinion doesn't make any real world difference. If arguing on the internet meant anything then politicians would do it all day.

Best to operate in your sphere of influence, you become alot happier that way.

Solid advice

I wish someone would have told me this when I was a teenager on the Internet. I thought I knew fucking everything...

That was the twitter version of this.

Wow. I'm sure I'm 25 years late to the party, but good for Arsenio.

This clip would have been better though without all the "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP"s

i really dont get this shit, the word police are around every corner, trying to get some kinda fame by getting celebs in trouble for saying things we all say, i can only imagine what life will be like in 10 years.

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>2018

>In tolerance camp for word crime

>you realize /pol/ was right all along

>you realize /pol/ warned us

>you realize you could have stopped it

>request more estro-gruel from the gulag's trans* guard Abraham Weinstein

>you could have stopped it

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guy

fucking binary cishet.

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It's all made-up shit

Putting the asterisk since it's offensive to say their past gender when trying to describe them. The asterisk is used in place of saying transguy/transgal. It's a joke at the expense of militant feminists/gay activists.

Also "Cis" is short for "cisgender" (opposite of "transgender"), used to describe someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth. Again used ironically in jest against militant feminists/gay activists.

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I warned /pol/ before /pol/ even existed, psh welcome to me in the 1990s pal!!!!!!!

And at the end of it all what does that piece of shit say, what does it come down to, every single time?

You know you're not an evil human being when you make death threats at people who criticize shitty jokes :)"

So in the end, CQ is an evil human because he made a shitty joke. Never was the quality of material brought up in this little cunt's argument. They just said it was wrong and contributed to violent murders. Fucking twat.

Classy of you to "ironically" threaten to murder me because I dared to criticize your garbage

Why is "ironically" in sneer quotes? Does he think he was sincerely threatening to murder him?

Is "trans people" the politically correct way to talk about transexuals? Does this mean we can call gay and lesbian people "homo people"?

"These jokes affect peoples attitudes. The same attitudes in them are used by even the worst of bigots."

"So I should tailor my jokes so the psychos don't misinterpret them? Writing for the sociopaths in the crowd!"

That's brilliant right there. What a perfect observation. If someone does a horrible thing based on a joke, they have the problem, not the comedian.

Colin is magical

Oh god, all my worlds are colliding. Trolls, pests, 4chan, encyclopedia dramatica.....

The habbening is upon us

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Ugh, what disgusting professional victim dreck.

That being said, I think the O&A show needs more of the lovely Baily Jay and her delicious treat.

Now I'm gonna go hunt out some good tranny jokes

I actually don't doubt that such attitudes do harm people. But I think that trannies should be harmed. Fucking freaks.

That's what CQ was saying.

Well at least they did it to themselves. Victimless crime.

Done

I upvoted.

I really hate that they go beyond "offensive" and actually call it dangerous. Like CQ's jokes are going to get someone killed. It's madness.

As an aside, your username sounds like one of my farts.

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Shut up, meg

I'm not out there shoving my discomfort with it down anyones throats, numbnuts. It IS none of my business, but when it's become a part of the Thanksgiving Day Parade, it's literally being paraded out in my face.

And besides, fuck you, because you're doing the SAME thing I am, which is finding someones line of thinking to be disgusting. But to you, you doing it is fine, because you're so fucking "progressive", and I'm an archaic dickhole because I have a moral aversion to it.

Guess what? You're never going to get to a point where everyone accepts this pervert shit.