I wouldn't be surprised if he were ever arrested for regular old prostitution stuff.

I would be surprised if he were arrested for anything really creepy.

PS usually that's not a bad instinct, that he has that much detail because who has that much detail? Someone who wants to do it, usually. That was the old days, the only guy who knew about kid touching was the kid toucher. The only guy who knew about alcoholism was the alcoholic. The interest dictated their knowledge level.

But these days, we have access to centuries of information and research, we actually ARE more informed today than ever before, and there's tons of child molestation stories, stories of how child molesters hunt for victims, first person accounts, all that shit. Jimmy's job is partially to process that into jokes, and that's why he's so good at it, especially on the radio and off the cuff like that, because that's his entire career.

I'd be disappointed but I don't think he's a kid toucher.

I'd expect Anthony to get arrested for pedo shit before Jimmy.

Pretty surprised. It's radio guys - he's a performer/entertainer, take everything these guys say with a titanic sized grain of salt.

Perhaps more than that.

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Very surprised.

Jimmy's really, really honest - not to say anyone would be honest enough to admit something like that, but there'd be some indicator beyond a character - nothing in his stated sexual interests would hint at liking jailbait-type girls.

It can be just a character - Jimmy is admittedly fascinated by perversions, so it makes sense he'd be knowledgeable on ones even outside his fetishes.

Johnny Depp is not really a pirate and has never actually had scissors for hands.
Daniel Craig does not really work for the British government.
Michael Douglas probably never fucked Matt Damon in the ass.

If you get my point.

Let's see if I can work this out...pirate...British...Matt Damon.....you're gay?

They are detailed because he admits that off the air he still does the characters all day. He develops his characters in an insanely funny but crazy way.

Uncle Paul molested just about every other character, especially Jelly, his little boy character

This is like saying he's Chip or Ted in real life. I mean from what he's said about his parents his mother probably wasn't fucking a black guy named Lamar. He's not going around starting ludicrous businesses like Ted would either.

I'd be totally surprised. He's not a pedo.

I don't think he touches kids, I just think he was brutally molested as a young boy.

This. He's talked about it here and there. I think the JRE was one place he kind of went deep about being molested.

I wouldn't be surprised if Sal was a kid toucher

Makes sense. Kids can't cum and neither can he.

He's too much of an open-book blabbermouth to keep a secret like that.

Very surprised. He seems to have a good moral compass even though he's into some unusual stuff in the bedroom.

I think most of the things he says are bullshit so not likely. I think he really tries hard to sell himself as someone edgy and shocking and I do not buy it.

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how far in?

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Has there ever been an entertainer or product that has been so descriptive about sexual abuse as the Uncle Paul character?

Not that I know of. Lil Jimmy is breaking new ground!

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