Can someone please explain these two racist jokes that Ant repeats a lot?

0  2013-11-20 by [deleted]

  1. You put velcro on the ceiling
    1. Three if you slice them thin enough
10 comments

4  Blackest_Cat 2013-11-20

  1. How do you stop a young black gentleman from jumping on his bed?

  2. How many black gentleman does it take to re-shingle a roof?

Edit: Corrected thanks to EVILTHE_TURTLE

8  EVILTHE_TURTLE 2013-11-20

The second one can also be, how many to re-shingle a roof.

1  Biohzd79 2013-11-20

That one makes more sense.

1  rahtin 2013-11-20

I always heard it as 'pave your driveway'

0  Janitor_III 2013-11-20

I don't get the first one :|

-4  Biohzd79 2013-11-20

Cuz they are young apes and hairy so they stick to velcro.

3  dickroach 2013-11-20

pretty sure that joke's about the hair on their heads.

-1  Biohzd79 2013-11-20

Ohh. Nappy Headed. I get it.

1  Janitor_III 2013-11-20

Oh, silly me. Thanks.

-1  Biohzd79 2013-11-20

I still don't get the second one?

2  [deleted] 2013-11-20

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