"Bob Kelly went to Hollywood as a handsome Italian and came back as a fat Mexican." - Keith Robinson as told by Colin Quinn

DUUUUUUUDEEE YA GOT YER JERRI CURLSSSS

You got yer bolo tie...

That mulleted Puerto Rican.

fuckin cholo

He went from looking like Marlon Brando to looking like Marlon Brando.

Put a tear in his eye and he's the crying Indian from the littering commercial

dat bolo

That must have gone over real well on the mean streets of Medford, MA.

In his case it's a blow-o tie

You know what duuuude, you got your coffee, you got your cigarette, you got your mullet, bing boom boom duuuude.

Bob Kelly looks like an Argentinian cowboy

The Iranian Kevin James.

He was gawgeous.

you know he had those mamasitas sweatin

at least he's not a fat slob yet

Bobby, ya big fat pig

you fat mustache cunt

He looks like one of the kids from Stand and Deliver.

I'd let that cutie suck my dick. I'd even cook him a steak for it.

Dat mullet

"Ya know what duuude, you got your dress shirt, your weird jewlery, boom, picture day taken care off..."

if it is it literally just made my fucking day.

nice bolo tie.

That mustve been the fork in the road spot for Mario Lopez and Bobby picked the fork

WTF is with all the damn jheri curls back then?!.

*checks box marked "liver-lipped" *checks box marked "idiot"

call Scotland Yard boys, tell them the case is closed

I didn't know he went to Bayside High.

Did he fuck the sink at this point, I wonder?

Duuuuude ya got the business in the front, party in the back, duuuude you add your bolo tie dude and boom.

he looks like a hillbilly vampire