"Hey everyone who has ever been featured on this shitty bit. Fuck you. You aren't funny or entertaining or interesting and nobody gives a fuck. Kill yourself."
But say it in a nice voice, because all that pretend vitriol and yelling makes you sound like a fuckwit.
i could never, thats reserved for the edgy fans! 75% of them are lies "MY BOSS MADE ME WORK ON A SATURDAY, SO IVE BEEN FUCKING HIS WIFE FOR THE PAST WEEK AND CUMMING IN HIS MILK AND HIS CHICK.....FUCK YOUUUUU!!!"
The FU Line always confuses me: Is it intended to be something that listeners view as a "cool" thing to do and as a vehicle to vent, or is it intended to be as douchey and annoying as it actually is (or is it both).
I'm refuse to be douchey enough to think about what I would say if I were douchey enough to call the FU line.
On a side note, Danny's hatred for Steve was evident when he reproduced the promo for the FU line almost immediately after Steve left. Now THAT gave me douche chills. Danny had such an unmasculine voice when he was shouting F-YEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW.
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5 Mitchull 2013-11-05
That's not nice.
5 karneykode 2013-11-05
This comment is only good if you read it in the Jocktober hole voice from the intro.
8 miamiron 2013-11-05
Alternate Thread Title: Give /u/opiesucks free ideas so HE can call the FU line.
5 im_not 2013-11-05
I'd say, "Take this job and shove it!"
4 no1raniuk 2013-11-05
"Fuck Cregg Shinkle".
7 karneykode 2013-11-05
Literally? Shinkle bout it.
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2013-11-05
I don't know, maybe we can ask Troy what he thinks I should say.
5 karneykode 2013-11-05
OH NO NO NO! He doesn't have an opinion about it!
1 mancubuss 2013-11-05
I love this username
3 Autorotator 2013-11-05
"Hey everyone who has ever been featured on this shitty bit. Fuck you. You aren't funny or entertaining or interesting and nobody gives a fuck. Kill yourself."
But say it in a nice voice, because all that pretend vitriol and yelling makes you sound like a fuckwit.
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2 CUNTYMOM 2013-11-05
i could never, thats reserved for the edgy fans! 75% of them are lies "MY BOSS MADE ME WORK ON A SATURDAY, SO IVE BEEN FUCKING HIS WIFE FOR THE PAST WEEK AND CUMMING IN HIS MILK AND HIS CHICK.....FUCK YOUUUUU!!!"
1 AssholeinSpanish 2013-11-05
The FU Line always confuses me: Is it intended to be something that listeners view as a "cool" thing to do and as a vehicle to vent, or is it intended to be as douchey and annoying as it actually is (or is it both).
2 im_not 2013-11-05
It was probably perceived as edgy during the terrestrial days.
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0 feelmikehawk 2013-11-05
I'm refuse to be douchey enough to think about what I would say if I were douchey enough to call the FU line.
On a side note, Danny's hatred for Steve was evident when he reproduced the promo for the FU line almost immediately after Steve left. Now THAT gave me douche chills. Danny had such an unmasculine voice when he was shouting F-YEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW.