r/opieandanthony: "nothing worse than the fake sexy voice."

"nothing worse than the fake sexy voice."

20 2013-10-25 by thefirebuilds

You're right Opie, but your ass doesn't have to listen to those commercials 10x a day. At least I'm not the only one that suffers having to hear those stupid adam and eve commercials.

60 comments

23 Autorotator 2013-10-25

No commercial will ever rival:

TELL THEM ABOUT THE DISCOUNT HARRY!

HARRRY!

Fuck you, Sunsetter Retractable Awnings. Fuck you. You earned a lifelong nevercustomer from that commercial.

8 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

what, you don't want a vinyl tarp hanging off your house in order to remind you of your second mobile home? Who buys that ugly shit.

6 GilTheARM 2013-10-25

Big Lou, because he's only on mobile home #1.

3 evannever 2013-10-25

Big Lou's diabetes will kill him before home #2

2 cajunbander 2013-10-25

Aaaaarg Big Lou can go have his foot amputated because of his diabetes. Screw you Big Lou.

That commercial assumes that all old people are fucking stupid. I hate it.

And while we're at it, has anyone seen that new Audi diesel commercial, where the woman is about to fill up her car with diesel and everyone is running to stop her?

A. Are you saying women are too stupid to operate a fucking car?

B. YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT A DEISEL NOZZLE INTO A GAS ENGINE'S SPOUT!!

/rant.

4 [deleted] 2013-10-25

Whoa, Fez. Whoa.

1 [deleted] 2013-10-25

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6 justinbting30 2013-10-25

I used to ride into work with my dad, and he just looked at the radio one day and snapped, "Will you just tell them about the fucking discount, Harry". good bonding moment with dear ole dad.

2 bullsvsbears 2013-10-25

keeps it 20 degrees cooler....

9 [deleted] 2013-10-25

Sirius ad breaks - where the American dream goes to die a sad and lonely death.

8 bert-rhodes 2013-10-25

FFFFEELLAS....ugh. I can't fucking take it.

10 HeyCarpy 2013-10-25

I change my channel at light speed when I hear that infuriating voice.

7 TreborCee 2013-10-25

Glad I'm not the only one. The Adam and Eve girl sounds constipated, not sexy. I find myself wondering "Who the fuck talks like that, and who told you it was sexy?"

O&A commercial breaks make want to stab people.

6 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

she sounds like someone's sexy grandma.

1 SMZ72 2013-10-25

I listen on the mobile app and time shift back an hour... The mobile app is real good at skipping commercials!!

8 dazwah 2013-10-25

Every commercial they have blows.

Adam & Eve is cringeworthy.

All the scare-tactic, give me your money and we'll save yours from when Obama personally comes to your house, rapes your family, and takes it all himself to fund his 3rd term and take away your guns while creating another economic downturn commercials are horrendous.

HI THIS IS BOB, YOUR BANKER. ew.

You know what makes me not want to use your product? Hearing someone do a live read of your commercial 10 times per show.

"Hi, I'm Neal CUvUto"

And why am I meant to hate Steven Singer? I've never quite got that.

7 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

that bob the banker one really rivals the sunsetter one for me.

6 xBrianSmithx 2013-10-25

You hate Steven Singer because your girl sees the nice jewelry that her friends dude bought for HIS girlfriend. Now your girl needs something just as nice or nicer to show off back.

1 rahtin 2013-10-25

Any jeweler that doesn't sell cubic zirconia is a fuckass

4 evannever 2013-10-25

The stock market meltdown and Obama 2016 ones are particularly insidious.

2 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

infowars?

7 [deleted] 2013-10-25

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17 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

"enter radio code doll for some sexy we can't even mention it on the radio."

er, this is the show where they talk about giving hysterectomies with a melon baller.

6 karneykode 2013-10-25

"enter raido code dull, D-O-L-L dull"

They should at least make it sound like she is saying Doll...

3 [deleted] 2013-10-25

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12 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

ether?

1 Derpese_Simplex 2013-10-25

Close, a van loaded with candy

3 GilTheARM 2013-10-25

And the 10 free gifts? Probably the same shit they were when I used a parent's card when I was underage to buy from them - a 6.5 hour DVD with TEN scenes on it...

7 electricmonk9 2013-10-25

9 scenes and a Cambodian vibrator that'll explode in your asshole

7 im_not 2013-10-25

The worst "fake sexy voice" is the one that introduces Jimmy's Wednesday show.

"Jiiim Norton, is a moderately successful" whatever

4 jasonsobolow 2013-10-25

Wasn't that Troy's girl?

13 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2013-10-25

Victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl.

5 im_not 2013-10-25

No way, was it?

2 EdgarsTeethAreDry 2013-10-25

Nah, that was Monica, who used to be the phone screener for Special Delivery.

6 Fat_Head_Carl 2013-10-25

its the way her Ss come out that drives me insane. They almost come through like radio static.

5 jsnoots 2013-10-25

If you say the word "Doll" in such a retarded manner that you need to spell it afterwards you are not the girl for the job.

"just enter DULL..." WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAY?

6 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

the direction on this had to be excruciating:

"SEXIER. SEXIER!!! MORE H'S. MORE BREATHY."

this bitch should do ads for a CPAP device.

4 jsnoots 2013-10-25

The worst part is that she thinks it was great.

3 TreborCee 2013-10-25

This is what happens when you let marketing people make too many decisions. They are soulless, uncreative trolls, and I am sure they think this is what "sexy" sounds like.

2 CyanideSeashell 2013-10-25

I'm glad they finally re-recorded those commercials at least. The S's made me crazy. "FELLASSSS, are you ready to SSSSPICE thingSSS up in the bedroom?"

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5 jasonsobolow 2013-10-25

Some motorcycle oil. I'm blanking on the name... See, advertising works!

2 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

geico insurance? Oh wait, it was like fuel injector cleaner? The voice sounded like oswald from drew carry show.

I donno, call them and ask for Big Lou. He's been divorced.

3 jasonsobolow 2013-10-25

"Big Lou? He's just like you. Except he's only on number two."

5 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

which reminds me, I'm going to go take some citrucil and drop a big lou.

0 ShibeBot 2013-10-25

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                         wow so much like

5 [deleted] 2013-10-25

MAMA MANCINI THE MEATBALL LOVERS MEATBALL

fucking Italians

4 evannever 2013-10-25

"1-800-thedate"

Ashley Madison

It's just Lunch

Nameyourprice.com

and now, misstravel.com

DAE that listens to O&A pay for sex?

6 spiceburnout 2013-10-25

Whatsyourprice, Seekingarrangements, and Misstravel are all literally escort services. I'm surprised they can get away with advertising for them

2 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

can you explain the business model? The women there are escorts or is it more like a craigslist site for "independent contractors?"

3 spiceburnout 2013-10-25

It's like the Skymall catalog, but with hookers instead of raptors. You buy "dates" with the women that they have working for them.

2 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

I've never been inspired enough to investigate, my gut told me it was insidious.

3 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

Everyone that listens to O&A is misogynistic so I assume we dont pay to be around women

3 weenus 2013-10-25

Holy shit, misstravel? Guy at my work quit here to go work on that website. My understanding is the guy who runs it is absolute scum.

Also, it's not exactly an escort service, it's a "hey everyday girl, want to be treated like an escort?" service.

They're all getting into that carrot dating shit too.

2 GLMonkey 2013-10-25

"You may be a sufferer of Wet Age Related Macular Degeneration, or WetAMD." God I hated that damned commercial. Way to hit your target demo advertisers!

2 ckb614 2013-10-25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMs_dNphKDE

1 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

Thanks for that. I forgot about all those. The identity theft one... Omg.

1 underthehall 2013-10-25

I lost 51 pounds without even trying!

1 CUNTYMOM 2013-10-25

better than DEAR SANTA DUDE!

1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2013-10-25

They need to bring back Identity Guard.

3 thefirebuilds 2013-10-25

Carbonite!