This makes me so happy, the inexplicable shaking camera, the audio drop 2 minutes in and the general 80's technology in use throughout are incredible. Hopefully this is one of many.
I swear to God, this has to be a goof. This is so freaking bad, it has to be deliberate, like an Andy Kaufman thing. Right? I'm up to his first "sponsor break" and Scorch is pumping up the guys who produced this.
It's deliberately bad. It has to be. ALL HAIL SCORCH!
I mean, really... Howard pays Jackie $150 for an hour a week, why can't they get the same kind of deal for Scorch? PFG Radio would be appointment listening
28 comments
9 iamcolinquim 2013-10-24
The way he gives out the number as 213-7840-884 makes me absolutely fucking furious.
7 userpjx 2013-10-24
Comments disabled. Way to get a buzz going Scorch!
6 frankdive 2013-10-24
i cant stand that voice lol. oh, and my calender says its still jocktober...
6 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2013-10-24
He can't possibly have any call screeners... LET IT BEGIN
6 present_day_memories 2013-10-24
This makes me so happy, the inexplicable shaking camera, the audio drop 2 minutes in and the general 80's technology in use throughout are incredible. Hopefully this is one of many.
Edit: Why is Jeff stretched out like that?
6 CheesyGoodness 2013-10-24
I swear to God, this has to be a goof. This is so freaking bad, it has to be deliberate, like an Andy Kaufman thing. Right? I'm up to his first "sponsor break" and Scorch is pumping up the guys who produced this.
It's deliberately bad. It has to be. ALL HAIL SCORCH!
5 iamcolinquim 2013-10-24
The only thing more uncomfortable than listening to Scorch is seeing him.
5 pekingoose 2013-10-24
I dunno if O&A can rip on this,it's just so bad. It would be like ripping on someone talking to their friend on Skype.
5 [deleted] 2013-10-24
I don't get that.
5 ted_the_apostate 2013-10-24
scorch is like a dadaist.
4 teapotcat 2013-10-24
Why does it look like it was filmed in 1992?
5 CUNTYMOM 2013-10-24
my high school's morning tv show had better production (no sarcasm), god i feel bad for the scorch, i live in MA i bet i could be a guest.
3 Fidena 2013-10-24
It's an HD studio.
4 pootsforever 2013-10-24
Either the video is producing a loud humming noise throughout it or I'm having a prolonged aneurism from watching it.
3 Risergy 2013-10-24
...YEAHSH!!!
3 rickycons 2013-10-24
Not sure if it was the shaky cam or the content, but I ended up nauseous about 3 mins into that
3 JeanVanDeVelde 2013-10-24
that's a fine looking Chinese restaurant he's using this time
3 [deleted] 2013-10-24
The shaking of the camera makes me sick.
3 JosephMoosington 2013-10-24
Jiffy! 6:42-6:46
3 im_not 2013-10-24
Why did he pronounce 'program' as 'progrum' twice like that?
3 [deleted] 2013-10-24
lol, its 2014 and the show is fully interactive guys! You can finally call in!!!
3 JeanVanDeVelde 2013-10-24
it's just not the same without Sibby
3 jhohcable 2013-10-24
Or Nick Carpanelli.
2 JeanVanDeVelde 2013-10-24
Or an international dance sensation.
I mean, really... Howard pays Jackie $150 for an hour a week, why can't they get the same kind of deal for Scorch? PFG Radio would be appointment listening
2 Tony_Sunshine 2013-10-24
lol, a minute and a half in and the fuckin audio goes out
2 Tony_Sunshine 2013-10-24
Total breakdown at 21:07
1 BlackSuitFilms 2013-10-24
That call at 9mins in HAS to be fake. That's worse then Prepburger.
1 Biff_McFresh 2013-10-24
On the cutting edge of entertainment, with 480p and Parkinson's cam.