Craig Schinkel is by far the worst best character ever

29  2013-10-19 by rbuyna

I want to eat his ass.

68 comments

It's spelled C-R-E-G-G.

Ted Sheckler army, niggas.

I happen to LOVE Valley Jim

Gag me with a speeeeun

A Reese Witherspeeeeun?

Oh my gauwhd, like barf... me ouut!

Valley Jim is the best, but I also love when Dr. Chip makes an appearance.

Dr. Chip rules

Ahh ts ts tss, got some fluids or sumthin ts ts ah ts ts tss

I love him too. That impression was hack 20 years ago, which makes it that much funnier to me.

What about Valley De Niro?

grody

I miss Helen Bergeron.

Give Jimmy time and he'll start to develop it more. I'm sure we'll start to learn interesting tidbits about his past, previous molestation, what have you.

It's already started on his twitter: he has "facial albinism" so he's unable to blush when he receives a nice compliment

Oh my god, of course this is happening

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I miss AJ Poopyschitz. Man he LOVES chicks and their tits

Uncle Paul will always be my #1 favorite creepy character

I love how the show just stops whenever he does it, just like it used to be when Chip was developing.

Chip still has show stopping ability. When people are in and riffing and having fun, Chip always knows how to pull the e-brake.

Call me crazy, but I like ALL of Jimmy's characters.

I came here to say this. I get excited every time he introduces a new one.

Almost as good as Valley Jim.

If you listen really really closely you can hear the throat-click of his shallow mouth breathing.

What are all his characters? Cregg Schinkel is the newest one. Chip, Uncle Paul, Edgar, and Regular Joe are the most common. Valley Jim, Ted Sheckler, Ramon, Steve from Yellowstone are kind of phased out. What am I missing? I know Redcoat Jim but that was a one-off.

Motherfuckin Turk February.

Boardroom Jimmy

Do we consider "future jimmy"?

Wwwooooooowwww. They can...

He did one called Sprout before. I thought he tried it twice, once as Sprite...but I may be mistaken

Helen Bergeron

One-off characters are the best. Coach Jimmy, Ace Sherbert, Christian Jimmy, Josh Goodnaturedly, Wide-Eyed Jimmy, the list is a big as your imagination!

Sprout.

Was Jerry Shepardini a character or just a name in the jingle he hummed?

If he is, then Bill Tetley is too.

WHAAT aboout miii Flaairr cocksuckah!! Pooosaada knows. (Chip Waldman).

Christian Jimmy rules

Jimmy Tide, his politician character

Frank the Frowner

Walt "Mongoose" Jenkins muckin up the works.

The goose! I love that character

Cregg Schinkel is a fan of progressive rock

I heard he was a grip on the Bill Tetley Variety Hour.

I miss Frank... The frowner.

Michael Richards told me backstage at the Laugh Factory that it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.

He then called me some very impolite things.

He makes the back of my mouth feel funny, like when I'm congested. His voice is similar to Urkel's snort.

"what does the cregg say? cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr"

i hope jim keeps this character going, i fuggin love him.

I think it's Cregg Schinkel, which is so much worse.

Long live Cregg.

my favorite character. I can't wait to find out his nuances.

First of all it's, Cregg. Second, Cregg has more talent than you do in your left thumb!

Cregg Shinkel is way better than that character Anthony

Love Cregg...hope he replaces Edgar.

Fuck no, Edgar is great.

Maybe it's because I listen on headphones in a noisy environment, and can barely hear him....

but the apprill fallls jokes don't help.

I agree. Better than chip.

How dare you.

That character is just an unfunny version of James Adomian's Merrill Schindler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFEWGJZkTmw

As much as Jimmy complains about people ripping his dumb characters off, he sure likes to do so much parallel material. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind his comedy, but he fails to acknowledge that whatever he does is usually derivative shit and SNL doing a version of the same thing doesn't mean anyone is ripping him off. "That don't make no sense" thing predates him by a decade at the least. Very famous line from O Brother Where Art Thou movie.

Do you REALLY think Jimmy is listening to this fucking shit that barely cracks 1000 views? I'm 100% sure Denny is the inspiration for the Cregg voice anyway.

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It's from CBB podcast, which is very popular. They post almost Maron numbers and it's wall to wall comedian guests and improv.

You're assuming Jimmy listens to comedy podcasts? He has said on the air multiple times he doesn't listen to comedy or watch his friends TV shows so their ideas don't seep into his act.

The guy who did his chip bit is a known listener and fan. So he probably copied from chip.

Why would anyone imitate Merrill Schindler?

Based on that link, and its' 8 likes, James Adomian's Merrill Schindler is also just an unfunny version of James Adomian's Merrill Schindler.

Who?

This is Jocktober worthy

Was Jerry Shepardini a character or just a name in the jingle he hummed?

Dr. Chip rules

The goose! I love that character