Duuuuude I got this ship man it's got brawdside cannons dude. Brand new iron flanks man. The sails are made with this synthetic fiber. Everyone's going to have one in two years dude.
If it's what I think it is, according to his podcast "You Know What, Dude?" (yes, I listen), one of his dogs ran right into his face...because even his pets are stupid.
Happened to me a while a go, still don't know what actually caused it, woke up with my eyes watering and what felt like a needle in my eye. The doctor said I probably scratched it in mid-sleep with my fingers or with the edge of my pillow. It hurts like a motherfucker because even with your eye closed the scratched eye still moves in sync with the good eye so you get the pleasure or feeling it scratching against your eyelid for a couple of days..
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16 erockarmy 2013-10-17
Arrghhh dude...I'm a fahkin pirate duude...hang the mewtinneahs duude
9 Fidena 2013-10-17
Duuuude, ya walkin on the plank, ya fall off, ya get eaten by sharks bing bang boom duuuuuuude.
6 bu77munch 2013-10-17
Duuuuude I got this ship man it's got brawdside cannons dude. Brand new iron flanks man. The sails are made with this synthetic fiber. Everyone's going to have one in two years dude.
8 Fidena 2013-10-17
I sunk my ship dude. Hold my hand man.
1 erockarmy 2013-10-17
Synthettic fibuh..love it!
11 rerunwhatshappen 2013-10-17
I bet Bobby did it with a fork while he was eating.
9 [deleted] 2013-10-17
Bobby looks exactly like the guy that tried to kill Bjork with a mail bomb.
8 im_not 2013-10-17
What the fuck? Didn't this already happen to him once?
5 HLef 2013-10-17
I was in the audience in Montreal and he wouldn't take his sunglasses off for that reason.
8 cados 2013-10-17
You missed it Blawby ya big fat pig!
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6 cabaretcabaret 2013-10-17
No you don't look like Dennis Hopper from Waterworld you look like Waterworld from Waterworld.
5 Fidena 2013-10-17
Ya know what duuuuuuuuuude, you scratch your fawkin cornear, disappoint your fans.
4 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2013-10-17
Dennis Hawper
1 VeritablyClean 2013-10-17
yeeuuuuckkk
4 andrewsj1 2013-10-17
Like any one cares you canceled bobby.
2 [deleted] 2013-10-17
Banana juice in my eye duuuuuuude!
2 FuduVudu 2013-10-17
I have heard this excuse before.
2 bambonk 2013-10-17
Motherfucker needs both eyes to tell jokes? I'd pay good money to laugh at a one-eyed Bob Kelly. He's sacrificing a guaranteed sellout.
1 jrlsage 2013-10-17
How does that even happen?
5 exophrine 2013-10-17
If it's what I think it is, according to his podcast "You Know What, Dude?" (yes, I listen), one of his dogs ran right into his face...because even his pets are stupid.
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1 rp2615 2013-10-17
Happened to me a while a go, still don't know what actually caused it, woke up with my eyes watering and what felt like a needle in my eye. The doctor said I probably scratched it in mid-sleep with my fingers or with the edge of my pillow. It hurts like a motherfucker because even with your eye closed the scratched eye still moves in sync with the good eye so you get the pleasure or feeling it scratching against your eyelid for a couple of days..
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1 mental405 2013-10-17
I flash burned my eyes with a TIG welder a while back. Felt about the same.
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1 bambonk 2013-10-17
ewwwwww
0 Bob_Labla 2013-10-17
haha I was just listening to the bit where he broke his knee man.. that shit was funny as hell