How did Ant even meet a 17 year old girl.

14  2013-10-09 by urabusxrw

Yeah yeah let's get the hanging out at high schools joke out of the way. But seriously, the logistics of it amazes me. Was she a fan of the show or something? I can't find a clip about it.

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Met her on twitter and started buying her things from her Amazon wish list. Probably school supplies.

I didn't know a pencil case and clear backpack could buy you anal…

hasnt he done that a few times?

Yea he has. And he even famoulsy got catfished for like over a year by some girl named "self cutting girl" i think and by girl I mean middle aged guy haha. I think he even bought stuff for her. loooool. how embarassing. he has barely brought it up on the show.

I love how he thinks no one noticed.

The fucker will block you for any polite jab you might give him.

ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

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How do you know sir.

haha i totally forgot about that.

Did they talk about this on the show?

No idea. As far as I know his other ex-girlfriends didn't blog about their relationship like Melissa does.

His naughty-boy phone's got the internet on it. Probably FB or something.

"How do famous millionaires meet women?"

Really?

twitter

Um, she's a gold-digger and went for him...

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He moonlights as a substitute teacher.

Or a janitor who hangs out in the girl's lockerroom a little too much am i right fellas?

No.

You literally said let's get the hanging out at high school jokes out of the way and then said this.

She saw Ant on Red Eye and tweeted him. I know because she was on LFTC during one of the parties and in chat room someone asked her how they met.

She's a real go-getter.

Paltalk?

She still frequents the Paltalk room.. Chicken/the egg... IDK if she was on there and they met or she started going on it afterwards. Paltalk would be my best guess.

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How do you get on Paltalk?

She was a fan of the show from back a couple years ago and was at a couple live events. That's all I know. I'd throw her a nice one though

As a favor to HER?

He starts talking to them when they're 15 or 16 and works his way in once they're legal.

That's called Grooming

He usually says facebook and twitter direct messages when it's discussed on the air (in general I mean).

Paltalk I'm pretty sure

This is the girl in question, https://twitter.com/ApologyGirl21

Right?

I thought her name was Illyana

Its her. Jane could be an alias or middle name or something.

Apology Girl / Jane are Breaking Bad references. Her real name is Ileana.

Look at the media on her twitter account. There is one of her at the Metallica show, a video and some photos of Beavis, a photo of her dad and Anthony, etc.

a photo of her dad and Anthony

That's almost redundant.

As said in the song "Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang...

3 o'clock, on the dot, time to cruise for 8th graders...

Based on some random context clues I pick up, I swear I don't stalk either of them, I would gather that she was first a fan of Red Eye where Ant is a frequent guest and they started twittering each other, that would be my guess.

the fair.

I know one thing...if I was a multi millionaire I damn sure would have a wayyyyyy better looking broad than that, and definately a lil older too, kinda creepy..ick.

Problem?

Hanging out by school buses

it's even funnier because I predicted the cliche and overrused joke already. Nice work.

What else did you expect on here

Exactly what I got but more random downvotes.

edit: and there t is

You are learning have a an upvote

I would fucking KILL for access to Anthony's hard drive. I bet it's loaded with child porn.

jesus dude

Come on, you would honestly be surprised if Anthony was legitimately a pedophile? That guy has told some pretty heinous life stories.

I think he was more taken aback at the prospect of the guy wanting Ant's child porn. But no I would not be too surprised.

Exactly what I got but more random downvotes.

edit: and there t is