Stalker Patty TWERKING

38  2013-09-20 by phantasm3

36 comments

Let's all be honest with ourselves, her ass was better than expected.

You mean it doesn't look like a microwaved peach?

If it weren't for her face/personality, I would totally hit that.

:/

Ditto

yeah for sure, and shes old as fuck, but nobody wants to admit it cause they are 12 year olds

There is no fucking way I am watching this shit.

I throw the FH Rileys Xmas party every year and SP always comes. She treks in from the city and stays for a couple of hours, leaving early most of the time. She always seems so modest. She sits quietly, drinking ginger ale & mostly keeping to herself until someone comes up to chat with her... She'll talk to you about work, her apartment... very mundane things. This just seems so out of character from the mousy little thing sipping ginger ale in a corner at FH.

Good for her, I guess?

I think Ant said it best, that coming on the show is like going on a cruise vacation for her. We all act a bit outside of ourselves on vacation.

I thought her body would be way worse for her age.

I'm surprised

this is worse than I expected

She reminds me of a Hagraven

I read that as "She reminds of Heaven".

God Dammit! I was eating! RAMONE! Get a mop!

Is there something I can do to erase this from my mind?

Vodka.

I love Jimmy with the 2 phones

What the FUCK is Troyquan doing in studio?

I'm going to go for a long shot and say he works there.

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Fuck dude. Fuuuuckkk.

Is this on worldstarthipop yet? I can't find it...

If they really wanted it to be a hit on World Star Hip Hop then they should've filmed it in portrait mode.

Why did I watch that entire thing.

so, so, so fucking bad.

4 seconds, I got through 4 seconds...and I still feel sick

I honestly couldn't watch more than 10 seconds of that video. I got the same feeling from that video as I did from watching the Nick Berg beheading video.

Ejaculation?

Dude , that killed me

R.I.P /u/baggy1

I watched it all and loved it, let's all take a road trip to Pattys Starbucks , that would be a howl

What the fuck is wrong with me? Why did I click on this?

Ah, the old-man ass, the shin bandage, and the wadded panty cameltoe fly-through! That was way too close for comfort!

Jimmy's getting about 2 years of material for the spank bank.

Yeah. Not watching. Ever. Please mark this NSFL.

Ejaculation?

I'm going to go for a long shot and say he works there.

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