Why does Keith Robinson not appear on the show
11 2013-09-12 by jakeskagg
I've heard Keith in a ton of Jimmy's stories, and he sounds like he'd be hilarious and great on the show. I've listened for several years and have never heard him come on before.
28 comments
19 waytogo17 2013-09-12
He has been on the show multiple times and he has even called in recently to argue about w/ Ant about Zimmerman (he killed when he said Zimmerman was "bitch made" because he wouldn't have gotten out of his truck if he didn't have a gun). They have said multiple times on the show he doesn't come on because he is too lazy to get up that early lol.
1 ixcuincle 2013-09-12
I still remember that Zimmerman argument with Anthony, one of the best calls I've heard in a while. Shame he doesn't come on air a lot.
-1 Danielson799 2013-09-12
He lives in Philly.
3 dazwah 2013-09-12
I'm pretty sure he's from Philly but lives in NYC. He's a Cellar regular.
1 Danielson799 2013-09-12
Pretty sure he lives really close to Philly and commutes up. This has been mentioned a ton on the show, usually after he is on or calls into the show.
2 jsimm043 2013-09-12
It's Woodbridge, which is actually closer to NYC than Philly but is still about an hour away.
0 Danielson799 2013-09-12
Cool, thanks
1 Djs3634 2013-09-12
He lives in jersey. He mentioned it on the show.
6 erockarmy 2013-09-12
Gawd-daymmit man, I'm a lazy black guy from Philly, ain't nobody got time fo dat!
11 exophrine 2013-09-12
Ben Bailey really nailed him on the roast for Patrice's birthday...every single jab was a home run.
9 CatchafireJH 2013-09-12
His line about Keith taking Kevin Hart under his wing only to have him rip it off and fly away, leaving Keith flying around in circles from Philly to NY is just gold.
That was hysterical. Thanks for posting
3 SalsBrain 2013-09-12
Wow, I just laughed for 17 minutes. I never heard this and haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I wish roasts on CC were this good.
3 schwm39 2013-09-12
That was amazing. I loved when he called Vos a "giant retarded midget"
3 billyredface 2013-09-12
Hilarious, thanks. "You look like a jockey who stole his horse's teeth." Fucking A, this dude SLAYED!
6 [deleted] 2013-09-12
Black people don't get up that early.
5 [deleted] 2013-09-12
That's no excuse. When it's 6 AM in NYC, it's between 11 AM and 2 PM in Africa.
2 [deleted] 2013-09-12
That was actually what Keith said when someone asked him why he wasn't on more.
1 mrlithic 2013-09-12
It is tough for most comedians to get in that early. Jimmy does crazy hours to do it. Keith has repeatedly said it is too early to get into the studio.
5 EdgarsTeethAreDry 2013-09-12
I've wondered this a lot, too. I've heard it was about him being lazy before, but that's so weird to me. He could gain so many fans by just waking up early more.
4 blockbaven 2013-09-12
they say that he doesnt come on because he is lazy. it's a morning radio show and comics work nights, he probably just doesnt want to wake up at 6am or whatever it is to get on the show and do radio for free.
have you heard the Bill Burr + Joe Derosa Uninformed shows? he's on one of those as a legit guest. he and ol' billy redface bust derosa's balls for two hours. it's pretty good. the Uninformed shows are great and they're all on youtube, you should check them out
edit:
I can't find the legit full Uninformed XM shows on Youtube. I listened to them a while ago. I think they might have been on omgwtfitssteve's account.
3 LoganGV 2013-09-12
Uninformed on XM Playlist | Episode 1 of the Uninformed Podcast
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1 abeezmal 2013-09-12
episode 9 has Keith Robinson @ 1:18:00
2 [deleted] 2013-09-12
Just add "Stupid!" to the end of every sentence and it's just like having him there.
2 brusox20 2013-09-12
I think Coiin mentioned once that he gets up late and is therefore late for the show
1 cabaretcabaret 2013-09-12
You either have to be a good boy who has early beddy byes or an all night psycho to make the show.
1 cdub61208 2013-09-12
He's on CPT and always shows up late.
1 bcb77 2013-09-12
The show is over before noon.
0 RzK 2013-09-12
Because