Intern David Sighting

13  2013-08-16 by LibertarianSupreme

Went to the 9/11 memorial today at around 12:30, when getting in line I heard a very distinct voice directing the flow of people. When I looked over my shoulder it was in fact intern David with his 9/11 memorial uniform on. Looked like him, sounded like him, and he had a big name tag that read "DAVID". Didn't have a chance to say hi to him, he was on the other side of the crowd yelling at an old lady telling her what line to go on. Guess hes a ticket taker/ line manager now.

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He mentions here what his new profession is link

FUCK I had gone 3 days without falling for it.

Damnit you motherfckers, lol. That's the 4th time in 30 minutes I've fell for it.

At the rate this is going, by this time next year, if Opie gets any ad money from YouTube, he'll be able to personally finance knocking down that wall to extend the radio studio.

My David is the best line manager in the business.

AND IVE HAD EM ALL OVER THE WOYLD

NOW YOU GET THE HELL OUTTA HEAH! AND IF O&A TRY ANY ROUGH STUFF, TELL 'EM I AIN'T NO INTERN! YEAH! I heard about Alan Thicke Jr.

more like Dickie Jr dogsies

I've heard he'll run away if anyone affiliated with the show approaches him.

Wanted to go up to him and say something, but I was with my family.

i personally really like david. he had no real concept of irony, but he had a good character and attitude, and i respect that. this sounds faggy as fuck, but this is also how i really feel about david. i love the 7h+ david and bobo show special on youtube.

Fuck bobo, lady di, stalker patti. If they can get David to make an appearance back on I would NOT miss that

DAVID MY DAVID

Man I wish they made cameras that you always carried.....oh yeah, they do.

I forget what show was it that makes it so he can't get a job?

Yankee cranky? Lisa Sparks? Creampie Jones is the real victim here.

Yeah, this really baffles me. He [i]did[/i] eventually graduate, right? Working at the 9/11 Memorial is noble, I guess, but it can't be a high paying job.

Oddly enough I had a Danny Ross sighting yesterday in the Village by NYU.

Or as he has been known for centuries, "The Wandering Jew"

How did you NOT get a fucking picture with him? Ideally of you fucking him in his mouth and asshole.

Confirmed it with his LinkedIn account http://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-a-fried/5/8b2/853

Wait, that was a real link?

Unfortunately that's a real link. Agh.

Dude is really committed to that style of frames.

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The truth behind 9/11. Wake up sheeple!!!!!

Seriously. More proof Jews did 9/11.