Sheltered Reddit pussy hipsters cunts. Go and cry about something actually worth crying about. You'd think some of these wankers had never left the house before.
[Now I just want to see a animation (alas, Legend of Zelda 1) of a wizard handing a bitch hipster a cake and then Opie knocks it to the ground and stomps on it.]
Sounds like a GG Allen song> "Sheltered Reddit pussy hipsters cunts, yeah. Go and cry, go go and cry yeah. Cry about something actual, cry about something actual. Worth crying about, worth crying about. You'd think think-a-think-a-think some of these wankers had never left de house before."
The extent of the average redditor's attempt to make any difference in the world his hitting an up or down arrow, and whining on the internet. Anything beyond that is beyond them.
Except for cool pals at the O&A subreddit of course!
It's better to just give him facebook likes and reddit upvotes. Andrew is gonna feel humanized as fuck when he finds out about all the people who clicked an up arrow on the internet.
Without any context the vid doesn't look that great. Knowing that Opie acted as the 'supreme asshole' just to make everybody cringe is an inside joke.
He has now multiplied that exponentially via a timely re-post.
They say the line between genius and madness is very thin.
BTW where is u/Opiesucks during this whole saga?
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I own a home, and I would let someone stomp my dinner for $10.
Fuck this "dehumanizing" buzzword bullshit by slacktivists who only facebook/reddit care about world problems. Give me some fuckin entertainment, that's all I want from life.
Is that supposed to be insulting? Why would any fan of that show find that offensive? We say worst things to one another. For a show that makes jokes about AIDS and pedophilia, calling one of the hosts a "shit bag" is pretty mild, dude.
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20 ted_the_apostate 2013-08-12
Y@Y internet activism #YOLO SWAG KONY2012 #STOPKONY
16 [deleted] 2013-08-12
UpRons for every1
1 [deleted] 2013-08-12
whats an upron?
4 NefariousBanana 2013-08-12
Justice4Andrew
20 [deleted] 2013-08-12
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7 dirtfarmingcanuck 2013-08-12
Well said. Monday will be gold
3 illuminati- 2013-08-12
This is the worst week for me. Classes start up next week so I don't want it to come, but nothing will be better than Monday's episode.
19 gunzor 2013-08-12
Please tell me there isn't a topic in /r/videos that says this... say it ain't true...
19 kimchifart 2013-08-12
Sheltered Reddit pussy hipsters cunts. Go and cry about something actually worth crying about. You'd think some of these wankers had never left the house before.
19 samrocks 2013-08-12
It's dangerous out there, you might get your cake stomped.
3 ReasonableGhost 2013-08-12
[Now I just want to see a animation (alas, Legend of Zelda 1) of a wizard handing a bitch hipster a cake and then Opie knocks it to the ground and stomps on it.]
7 [deleted] 2013-08-12
Sounds like a GG Allen song> "Sheltered Reddit pussy hipsters cunts, yeah. Go and cry, go go and cry yeah. Cry about something actual, cry about something actual. Worth crying about, worth crying about. You'd think think-a-think-a-think some of these wankers had never left de house before."
I've got an album!
1 jhohcable 2013-08-12
The extent of the average redditor's attempt to make any difference in the world his hitting an up or down arrow, and whining on the internet. Anything beyond that is beyond them.
Except for cool pals at the O&A subreddit of course!
16 philipjones1992 2013-08-12
Finally we took these monsters down a peg, I say we find their cakes and give them a thorough stomping!
8 yeeerrrp 2013-08-12
Do we give them money afterwords though? I mean, clearly the money doesn't help, so they're feelings should still be hurt.
2 jhohcable 2013-08-12
Money only dehumanizes the homeless.
It's better to just give him facebook likes and reddit upvotes. Andrew is gonna feel humanized as fuck when he finds out about all the people who clicked an up arrow on the internet.
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7 [deleted] 2013-08-12
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5 exophrine 2013-08-12
Yup...she put out a very emotion-driven response video to the Cake Stomp. Quite the hole, this one...
4 mikejac 2013-08-12
pfff...she's Canadian.
7 [deleted] 2013-08-12
This is all I see when I read the title of this post.
http://qkme.me/3vh8qe
7 Gerneral_Disdain 2013-08-12
I totally LOL'd at this headline. Good job op; gimme a container of coffee. #JUSTICEISSERVED
6 TheDisastrousGamer 2013-08-12
Woo-WoO!
6 Goto10 2013-08-12
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLED THEM!!
6 Thecardinal74 2013-08-12
Reddit ENTICED them!
5 boosky4 2013-08-12
This obviously was a gift from opie to get us through a week of no show
5 Fidena 2013-08-12
What happened?
Somebody tell me.
-4 rymrr934 2013-08-12
http://imgur.com/B31hLaA
-1 Fidena 2013-08-12
le jpg artifact face
4 dirtfarmingcanuck 2013-08-12
Oh silly goose
4 [deleted] 2013-08-12
All an elaborate hoax by that Quan fellow.....
3 Blackest_Cat 2013-08-12
Without any context the vid doesn't look that great. Knowing that Opie acted as the 'supreme asshole' just to make everybody cringe is an inside joke. He has now multiplied that exponentially via a timely re-post. They say the line between genius and madness is very thin. BTW where is u/Opiesucks during this whole saga?
-12 SWEAR_WORD_SEARCH 2013-08-12
Find the words:
EXPONENTIALLY UOPIESUCKS MULTIPLIED EVERYBODY CONTEXT SUPREME MADNESS KNOWING WITHOUT ASSHOLE BETWEEN INSIDE TIMELY DURING REPOST DOESNT GENIUS CRINGE ACTED GREAT WHOLE WHERE
2 Blackest_Cat 2013-08-12
Find the words:
I hope your batteries seep aids into your circuits, you socket sucking robot. I hope your thin wires are clogged with E-Rock juice.
I hope your mother, the toaster, gets dunked in water and frys!
I hope the answer to your stupid robotic life is lost in a mess of letters that you can't understand!
3 jhohcable 2013-08-12
Homelessness is solved, thanks to reddit.
Those homeless people are going to be so happy when they hear about the upvotes.
1 john_tron 2013-08-12
i love "worst of" weeks because they are so opieless
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1 lukehardy 2013-08-12
Except they been talking about this vacation for weeks
-1 ultima1989 2013-08-12
You guys need a fucking hobby, you accomplished nothing.
-7 [deleted] 2013-08-12
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11 krbin 2013-08-12
Fukking good one. You should write for SNL.
4 [deleted] 2013-08-12
I'm not even homeless and I would let someone stomp on my dinner for $100 bucks. It was actually around $200 too.
3 jhohcable 2013-08-12
I own a home, and I would let someone stomp my dinner for $10.
Fuck this "dehumanizing" buzzword bullshit by slacktivists who only facebook/reddit care about world problems. Give me some fuckin entertainment, that's all I want from life.
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30 zenlogick 2013-08-12
they were already scheduled for vacation this week you twat*
5 revbleech 2013-08-12
oh literal zenlogick
3 zenlogick 2013-08-12
no fair, sarcasm doesnt transfer through text
3 thrillcook 2013-08-12
Robert Kelly say's just use the winky face ;)
Slobbo!
1 Snakeyez 2013-08-12
LOL look at this douche
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10 krbin 2013-08-12
Is that supposed to be insulting? Why would any fan of that show find that offensive? We say worst things to one another. For a show that makes jokes about AIDS and pedophilia, calling one of the hosts a "shit bag" is pretty mild, dude.
3 hjwoolwine 2013-08-12
but i mean...hey...aids are just funny
5 jetboy927 2013-08-12
http://tinyurl.com/k5nhbh3