This will probably get lost in the shenanigans... but Roland, Sam and Troy are asking for donations for his girlfriend's burial.

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It's hilarious that people think Louis CK would be outraged by this.

Seems people know nothing about him.

Ant dropped 3k. To bad the reddit white knights never hear about the nice things the bbboys do for people.

I believe you're not using white knights correctly here.

Not if they all want to fuck Homeless Andrew.

Wait, I am allowed to berate homeless people as long as I donate to charity? What the fuck, why didn't anybody tell me that before?

Blah, blah, fuckin' who gives a god damn shit blah... and your stupid fucking outrage for the homeless which you've probably never given two shits about until this story hit your computer. Fuck off.

You are correct, I haven't done anything for the homeless population. On the flip side, I don't extinguish the only highlight of their otherwise miserable day.

But really, if all I have to do is throw a few bucks at them while I humiliate them, sign me up! They aren't real people anyway.

Oh just shut the fuck up already. Extinguish the highlight of the homeless guys day? It was a fucking stale cake pulled from the trash for Christ sakes. Opie & Anthony, and the crowd around the guy all gave him money. Enough to at least go down to the very same fucking Starbucks he dumpstered the cake from, and buy 3-4+ brand new ones. You take a 2 minute clip and blow it out of proportion. You guys never talk about, or see what happened off mic or off camera. Enough with the phoniness already.

Dude relax, I'm right there with you. I just want to get in on the fun. Sorry, I think I'm having trouble understanding the rules for "Fucking With People at the Bottom of the Barrel."

Yes because none of us that found this funny ever came from the bottom of the barrel ourselves. Linger longer. Listen to some of the stories Opie tells about growing up. The guy was dirt poor. I didn't grow up wealthy either, and while I find this clip uncomfortable I also find it funny. I also know things are hyped up for a radio program, and things happen off mic that we don't ever hear about. I'll bet they had this guy sign a waiver at the end and handed him a nice stack of cash. I got more important things in my life to worry about then a homeless guy and his shitty stale cake. Sorry.

So you're saying I had to have been brought up poor in order to fuck with homeless people?

You guys should really write out all this stuff out. Not sure if you know this, but there's tons of people waiting for legitimate justifications to make other people's lives miserable. Apparently you guys have quite a few up your sleeves. Stop boggarting dude. Portland has a shit ton of homeless and I'm just itching to fuck with them. So far I have:

1.) Make sure to give them money afterwards

2.) Come from a lower class family

What else is on the list?

Nope. Never said that. You draw your own conclusions. Only defending Opie and saying he's been at the bottom of the barrel himself, and he's not just somebody that comes from money or grew up wealthy. You interpret it however you want buddy. Secondly, how do you know Opie ruined this guys day by smashing his cake? You've taken a 2 minute clip and once again drawn a wrong conclusion. They most likely had this guy sign a waiver and then handed him a stack of cash for compensation. Opie's even said everyone in the crowd handed him 100 dollars. He could have been perfectly happy with that for all we know. You have to admit though its pretty sad to be sitting here, and showing pity for a homeless guy that had his cake smashed 7 years ago, and probably died from an overdose soon after. You've probably given him more pity than he ever gave himself. Bravo, bravo.

3.) Make them sign a waiver first

You better watch out you have a lot in common with this asshole named Opie. He likes lists too. Also didn't imply that signing a waiver made everything okay. Again with your shitty conclusions.

So are there only three?

You make your own shitty conclusions so you draw up the list. I have nothing to do with that. You tell me if there's only three. I don't know. There might be more. I'm just waiting on you to decide.

You're the one with all the justifications. I was just wondering if there were any others.

Nope again with your shitty conclusions. I didn't justify shit to anyone. You took my words and interpreted them how you wanted. That's fine its your right too but I never once said this was alright because of these things. I did however state some facts. Opie did come from a poor family. They did compensate the guy many times over. Shows like this ask people to sign waivers at the end. What part of that isn't true? Now how do you know Opie ruined this homeless guys day? Did you interview the homeless guy yourself soon after? Was he not perfectly content with the money Opie & Anthony gave him? That's very tragic to find out. I always wondered how this bit ended.

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lol i love how long you go on to argue with a guy named 'niggertosis'. on the flipside idk why he is bothering with an obvious troll. you are both silly silly boys.

Yes, judging from those two videos they look like very nice people.
They're cruel to the lowest members of society, laugh in their face, and then throw money at them just to rub it in.
They don't even do it in a nice manner, they throw it on the ground. It's not so much they're giving it to these people, they need to show that they're essentially "throwing it away", and appear as if they're better than the person receiving the money.
The funniest thing is, those people are much better human beings than Opie and whoever the fuck the other guy is.
Opie can only spare $100 for the homeless, but on the other hand, the guy with nothing still offers them what little he has. Talk about fucking perspective man. Opie is a shit human being.

How do you know for sure a homeless guy is a better person? Most of the homeless are there for a reason. Very few are down on there luck hard working guys with a family. Also you took 2 minutes of a clip out of context so you can show some outrage and feel good about yourselves. Congratulations.

If the downvote brigade truly is here because they think we're assholes and they're kind-hearted people, they would help bury this innocent girl.

No they wouldn't. They'll ignore it like they ignore every homeless person they walk by.

Donated $5 before the site went down. Double-compassion cawksuckas!

Lamar would be proud

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Oh god, you don't really talk like that do you? Jesus fucking Christ, you must be a bore.

Tss...tss..you might like Hobbes...but I prefer Calvin! HOLY FUCK I BURIED THIS COCKSUCKA, TAKE US OUT YOU ROTUND SACK OF HAM!

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...Do you know what anger is?

Awh where'd he go?

As a slippery slope guy I am here to say that they would not kill blacks and jews if there were no repercussions for it. At least not Opie.

Coming from the guy who laughed at this girl's death you have no room to judge.

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Awwwh what happened to your "joke" baby? Obviously it was going over well with the crowd!
EDIT: since you won't respond i'll just go ahead and spoil the surprise. You're too predictable.

At least they're leaving this thread alone.

They nuked the original one though.

wow what a shitty couple weeks for troy, thank god they didnt fire him

Management wouldve gotten a brutal beating if they did

He still probably won't have a paycheck for a month

The poor girl died, isn't it strange that he may not have went to wherever this was with her if it wasn't for Zito? Weird chain of events.

How was zito involved again?

SHE WAS PUSHED, SAAAAM! TELL DETECTIVE MONAHAN, I HAVE WITNESSES THAT PLACE MARK ZITO AT THE SCENE. THERE WAS A GIRRRRRL.

Ant just dropped 3k for it.

This was Troy's girl? Oh Damn.

7k raised already, well done

if she fell with a kitten in hand reddit would make it 7 million.

Oh my god. I have no words.

Well, let's see what I got in the ole paypal.

And what pieces of shit are down-voting this? Not social-justicey enough for you, cocksuckers?

jesus

Troy was right, she was fell down for whatever.

Hahahahaha

HOLY SHIT LOL

oh man :( I laughed

Oh shit that's right near my work

It says that she fell from the top of the falls. Does anyone know if Troy was right there at the top with her? That would be so fucking horrifying.

Flood this post with this link. Bury all the faux outrage with something that might do some good for someone.

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Anyone know how it happened?

Fell 40 feet while hiking.

But did her head explode?

And what did he do with the groceries?

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Why? She's already dead.

opie might want to pay for it.

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And here we go, the white-Kony-knighter's true colors revealed.

Not white knighting, I don't give a fuck about either issue. It's IRONIC that they would ask for help when they destroy people's property for entertainment.

If I beat you up with a bat, then see you at dinner and you are in a cast can you pay my bill for me? If someone tells me to fuck off they are definitely a white knight...

EDIT: LMAO, now you are all getting upset for what? Is your Internet anger going to fuel social justice against me for me not giving a fuck? You're literally angry at me for NOT caring.

You all proved a big point. Anyone who doesn't like this show can get upset over things YOU think are funny, but when someone comes and rains on your little parade you all get the same Doritos+Mt. Dew rage as the rest of them. Stay classy sub.

This isn't OnA doing this. It looks like it was set up by the family. Troy is just a producer for the show. I don't think you know what you're talking about.

Do you realize that Sandy Kane actually WANTED to be on the show before this, and even after she got her guitar wrecked, she still begged to be back on the show?

Is it easy to be an ignorant tool all your life because of 2 videos you watched with no context backing them? Why don't you get a fucking clue, dipshit.

Not to mention that issue was settled in court. I think it's time to let the Sandy Kane thing go. She was only looking to use them get famous. It wasn't until they finally stopped giving her attention that she got mad about her guitar.

There's a big difference between a human being and cake & guitars, you fucking psycho.

Sweetie, why are you so upset over this?

Woah lets not get hasty and start making up silly little boy scenarios. Why don't you make like a queeb and go suck cocks back in /r/videos

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Sweetie, you're obviously very upset. What's wrong?

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You obviously care, you just disguise it in not caring because you know everyone can see through your phony outrage.

Go to bed like a good little boy.

tss y dont u write my a book FCOKIN COCKSUCKA

Keep lying to yourself, you sillly little boy.

This post doesn't convey a single point.

The fact that you would equate destroying a crazy homeless person's cake to the tragic death of an individual just makes you look like a socialist reddit neckbeard. I sincerely hope you get hit by a train.

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Why don't you guys go through some more terrorist attacks and accuse some more innocent people of it.

The true sociopath....

The fuck is wrong with you...

Yeah, the issue with Sandy Kane and her guitar was settled in civil court. I think that issue is done with.

Not white knighting, I don't give a fuck about either issue. It's IRONIC that they would ask for help when they destroy people's property for entertainment.

If I beat you up with a bat, then see you at dinner and you are in a cast can you pay my bill for me? If someone tells me to fuck off they are definitely a white knight...

EDIT: LMAO, now you are all getting upset for what? Is your Internet anger going to fuel social justice against me for me not giving a fuck? You're literally angry at me for NOT caring.

You all proved a big point. Anyone who doesn't like this show can get upset over things YOU think are funny, but when someone comes and rains on your little parade you all get the same Doritos+Mt. Dew rage as the rest of them. Stay classy sub.

But did her head explode?

You obviously care, you just disguise it in not caring because you know everyone can see through your phony outrage.

Go to bed like a good little boy.