His beard must finally have stopped smelling of Eggnog and Pat from Moonachie

The first thing they'll do is replace their dogshit-caked toothbrushes. I'm sure it's on their wedding registry.

What's the matter with this fuckin' guy?! Someone stop him!

(I kid, I kid.)

I wonder if she gives egg nog out of those milkers…

she has a dick, hasn't she?

@PatFuckinDuffy:

2013-08-10 21:35:02 UTC

Hey everybody, she said yes! pic.twitter.com ^[Imgur]

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Ugh this blows. Ill reiterate who cares

I'll reiterate suck my dick.

Got me.

Who is this guy and why should I care

Linger longer

Who fucking cares, you entertainment news fag

Suck my dick.