The worst part is that I've lost about 15 pounds the past couple weeks by doing JUST THAT. So whenever people comment that I look thinner, I have to hold back from cracking up.
This past Jocktober, they were making fun of a "Guy's Garage" contest on one of those morning zoo shoes and Jimmy joked about the prize being towels to stuff under the garage doors and a hose to connect to the car's tailpipe. Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
on louis ck's first appearance on the show, a mother called up and wanted someone to sell her a super nintendo for her daughter. jimmy told her he didnt want money for the console, and offered to give her a "throat yogurt". the mother declines and says "awww come on, its her birthday!" then jimmy says:
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35 hangout_wangout 2013-07-19
Voted boy most likely to _______ in high school
27 ImaBottom 2013-07-19
just going to the gym and eating better...
7 [deleted] 2013-07-19
The worst part is that I've lost about 15 pounds the past couple weeks by doing JUST THAT. So whenever people comment that I look thinner, I have to hold back from cracking up.
19 Moklok 2013-07-19
DO YA?
7 ImaBottom 2013-07-19
yeah I know, I can't hear that line without "Scottish Jimmy" voicing it in my head. god bless him.
26 [deleted] 2013-07-19
"WE HEARD YOU!"
2 ixcuincle 2013-07-19
They're not abusive towards callers as much as they used to be. Mean Jimmy was great on the phones.
2 [deleted] 2013-07-19
YEAH SO WHAT?
22 Moklok 2013-07-19
IS IT? DID HE? ARE YA?
6 [deleted] 2013-07-19
I loved when he did this to the Johnny Cash cover of Hurt.
Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0-c6-_K95o
20 ig0tworms 2013-07-19
IM THE ________ KEEEEEEEID
18 CUNTYMOM 2013-07-19
when jim asks obvious questions "you didn't like it?"
1 [deleted] 2013-07-19
nnnNOO!
15 MegaKx 2013-07-19
BILLT-ET-LEYYYYYYY Bill Tetly.
5 Crappl3 2013-07-19
And this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day
3 [deleted] 2013-07-19
♫ One on the good boy phone two on the naughty boy phone....two on the naughty boy phone one on the good boy phone! ♪
2 MegaKx 2013-07-19
Here's a link to the show where Jimmy sings it...
14 knitro 2013-07-19
DOUBLE GUNS BITCHHH!!
11 [deleted] 2013-07-19
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10 [deleted] 2013-07-19
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10 Spork2000 2013-07-19
Wiiizzzzzarrrdryyyy
9 Michelanvalo 2013-07-19
This thread stinks and I don't like it!
7 Epithemus 2013-07-19
Big tits McGillacutty.
WE HEARD YOU!
1 [deleted] 2013-07-19
I think the first one is more of a communal joke. I've heard Bill Burr and Patrice say that, too.
6 SalsBrain 2013-07-19
"Boy I sure would like to fuck that Dakota Fanning" Talking to his gf parents at a dinner table. And of course anything Chip or Uncle Paul
6 HANKKKINGSLEY 2013-07-19
Phenomenal.
5 alittlebigger 2013-07-19
I miss Jamaican Jimmy saying stupid
5 ImaBottom 2013-07-19
as you should.
(I think it's norton's)
5 SonofPotheads 2013-07-19
I often reuse Jimmy's, "I am a fancy and important man..."
1 flaystus 2013-07-19
I will admit on at least one occasion i've vocally pointed out that I am an very important and fancy person.
5 flaystus 2013-07-19
I know one of my favorite bits of all time is when they discussed Harry Potter.
Or basically thing with Ted.
5 knitro 2013-07-19
dey were in love!
5 I-am-Gizmoduck 2013-07-19
I dont need nothing fancy. Just give me a container of coffee and get me to the jobsite on time.
5 VeritablyClean 2013-07-19
Well i'm doing a show soon
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd it's on a friday
5 ohnosharks 2013-07-19
Tired and silly Jimmy is easily my favorite thing on the show.
4 [deleted] 2013-07-19
I like it when he breaks into improv song.
4 mophorex 2013-07-19
RAAAAAMOOOOONE!!!!!
3 JeffScott63 2013-07-19
Jimmy's drumming rendition of New York Groove with the "fa la la la la, fa la la la la".
3 Xer0 2013-07-19
YOU HAVE MOON ROCKS IN YOUR SOUP and Dr. Chip tsss fluiiahds
3 Ronbo795 2013-07-19
Cure for Parkinson's, is a 90 lbs lead hat.
1 flaystus 2013-07-19
WOW I had forgotten about that one.
3 Bobosgenitals 2013-07-19
Wide-eyed Jimmy!
3 triit 2013-07-19
Hats, marmalade hats, something about a hat.
1 fordestino 2013-07-19
Exactly
1 [deleted] 2013-07-19
Certainly
1 frankdive 2013-07-19
"Y-Y-Y-YOU LIKE DIAPERS!"
1 [deleted] 2013-07-19
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1 Dirty_Harold 2013-07-19
This past Jocktober, they were making fun of a "Guy's Garage" contest on one of those morning zoo shoes and Jimmy joked about the prize being towels to stuff under the garage doors and a hose to connect to the car's tailpipe. Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
1 daafe 2013-07-19
two headed girl..... fucking GOLD!!!
bonus: 4chan actually has a board on those girls NOA
1 EdtheBroBot 2013-07-19
I liked when he sang the star eases bar scene music
1 EdtheBroBot 2013-07-19
Star Wars**
1 xMoJo23x 2013-07-19
It's a kettle bell daaaaaaaay!
1 Chip--Chipperson 2013-07-19
On a recent show when they set chip up and jim takes a beat and goes...
Whhhhaatttttttt's tthhhhhhhhhhaaattt.
1 feelmikehawk 2013-07-19
I won't be here tomorrow because.....
1 frankdive 2013-07-19
on louis ck's first appearance on the show, a mother called up and wanted someone to sell her a super nintendo for her daughter. jimmy told her he didnt want money for the console, and offered to give her a "throat yogurt". the mother declines and says "awww come on, its her birthday!" then jimmy says:
"and thats why im not making her do it"