The payoff that will never come:

Male intern gets a job, girls get ripped to shreds right before they leave.

this is what I was thinking, it would be great, I mean the kid has heart atleast and im sure he cant be worse than sal.

I don't know who sucks more the girl intern on R&F or these two girls

Molly's alright. she's naive as shit and Ron fucks with her, so it makes for good radio. that sports intern on there is awful, though.

There was a Ron and Fez intern who was awesome. I didn't particularly like him but they played like a Western intro for him every time he came in. They called kim the something kid. And Ron would go "Bring in the Kid" and Pepper would play his intro.

Rustin the draft house kid.

YES.

It'd be their best bit ever if that'd actually happen

I said this a few weeks ago but it just gets worse. I wish patrice was alive to call these guys on on their bullshit. Like "dude you guys are really letting these fucken hot dummies get the best of everyone???" they've never been told no in their life, knock these young attractive girls down a peg instead of gassing them up so they feel like they're more important than they are.

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

It feels I'm in high school, the attractive girls getting the run of the place. These are grown men.

A heavy dose of Mr. P's medicine is in order for the lot of them.

It's like the longer it goes on, I just imagine patrice coming in and going "....what are you guys doin... it's not your fault ladies but... what the hell are you guys doin..."

Yeah they're just being girls and enjoying the attention, it's what they do haha.

I even enjoy the bit when Jimmy sarcastically defends them and Opie goes YAAAAY when they walk in the room, but having them on mic is torture. The Qunicy bit was awful until the dude intern came on and they drowned it out. I think everyone picked up on their banality quickly enough

I said it once before and I'll say it again: I know it's a bit, but the hard-working kid in me that had to watch untalented, middling-attractive female co-workers giggle and flirt their way to the top while I busted my ass can't stand this bit. Every time they giggle and display absolutely nothing of substance, it's like I'm being stabbed in the heart.

This is so true. O&A are the first to call out females in the media (particularly female presenters) when they act like entitled cunts.

These gals are future radio holes. If they were on any other radio show they'd be getting raked over the coles Jocktober-style.

i agree but when that kid started reading his eloquent report on the show and they played the whole idc song i got jimmy's emphysema laugh.

What episode was this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSIzyBGyc1g

Thanks man!

While I usually tune out when I hear the interns, I left it on during the Quincy report bit. Those two girls can't write for shit. I was impressed by the male interns writing though.

Hate to admit it, but I howled when they started to play that "I don't care" song while he read his report.

I was rooting for him to hit the post, as it were, and finish the report at the same time the clip ended.

It's ok to admit it. You were entertained. Me too. I should have seen it coming, but it didn't. The entire homework assignment setup paid off with "I don't care!". The dude powered through and did great.

What episode was thsi?

fuck all the intern bits.Im sick of the talentless zilch's and their "aw shucks,you guys" piss weak attitudes.

You can't really hate the girls though. They really are just 2 young girls who prolly had no clue they would be getting put on air. That book report bit was stupid though. Ron and Fez have amazing interns this year and they use them so good.

Ron is the puppet master with all his interns it's awesome.

It's amazing - he's been running a 3-ring circus in his studio for years. It's always entertaining.

Ron's interns talk more than Fez.

they have for a year or two now. and it's pretty crazy to think that Pepper's supposed to be the PRODUCER of the show, and not second mic

Which is a beautiful thing. Fez is completely insufferable.

Indeed. I hate his Zimmerman rants more than Ants.

Because just shitting on interns wasn't old right fellas?

Nope.

If the interns were never once mentioned ever again It'd still be too much intern discussion.

I'm with you when they just come in and TEE HEE into the mics and confirm every stereotype about vapid teenage girls, but the book report bit was great.

JACKIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! You put the yogurt down right where I like it!

I dunno how people here don't find that part funny

I'm fond of it.

The intern bit is unbearable. Didn't like them reviewing Quincy. And then they had the male intern in who is boring, and they just tuned him out with "I don't caaaaare, I don't carrrreee."

Hopefully their internship ends soon so they can go back to school and get off the program.

The thing is, I noticed on FB that the internship may be offered for fall too?

I'd rather listen to the girls than Sal.

Rustin the draft house kid.