I'd love a tell-all biography written by Club Soda Kenny about the 1980s with Dice and Kinison.

11  2013-07-09 by [deleted]

Oh the stories that man has.

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I want the books on tape version of that read by Kenny himself

Surgeons could use it as an anesthetic.

I would totally read it in Kenny's voice. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

I would read a tell all by Kenny about his time as a cop having to deal with the "Shitums."

Given this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzBaDhRqpGM I wouldn't doubt that he remembers a shit load of details, but he would probably also find a way to make it completely dull.

Somehow he would find a way to make it unbelievably boring.

He would never say anything, he's a loyal guy as much as he is an imbecile.