A final thought on the female interns

20  2013-06-18 by [deleted]

Whenever Jocktober comes around, we are treated to an endless parade of holes/annoying female co-hosts, and we enjoy and empathize with the RAGE O, A, & Jimmy share about the douchebag Program Directors who force these women onto guy-oriented radio shows, and all they do is slow the show down, become offended at anything resembling edgy humor, and overall add nothing of substance to the program.

So what's the difference between the hole and these interns?

  • Holes: Forced on radio shows by Program Director.
  • Interns: Not sure who arranges this or if O&A have control over who their interns are. We'll call this N/A

  • Holes: Annoying laughter.

  • Interns: Annoying Background Laughter. Check.

  • Holes: Bring funny to a screeching halt.

  • Interns: We had a great segment with Steve Byrne and Amy Schumer today. It was funny, a lot of good stories, and then all of a sudden we need to stop and talk about the interns' social lives. A complete sharp left turn. Check.

Any others anyone can think of? Seems pretty hypocritical to me to bash women for not being funny on the radio yet letting these two hog airtime. I have nothing against them personally, but they're not interesting.

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Speaking of hypocritical, Anthony frequently attacks 'white knight' twitter people, but is now acting exactly the same as one.

They could be the worst addition to the show in years, It's made the show unlistenable for me.

Dude the show before Ant's party when he invited the interns made me so fucking angry...Ant is singing karaoke and acting like such a fucking overly cheery little douche, it was sad to seem him like that. He gets so weird with women, he's a completely different guy.

its like your dad hitting on girls younger than you, its embarrassing cause a guy that age doesn't know how to talk to girls that young without mentioning something about how much money he has, but that being said I don't blame him if a mildly attractive girl is stuck at work with you for 4 hours a day your gunna want to fuck them

This hit the nail on the head for me. I usually check this subreddit before I listen to the show to see if they have the female interns in studio. I think I'll pass on today's show.

Spot-on assessment. The one thing Ant and my dad have in common is they both get overly cheery around my female friends when they come over.

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Well, not completely white, with the Moores and all.

Moops.

What a great reference. Great job sir, great job

it's not a white knight if there's an actual chance that it can work. the biggest point about white knights is that they are a stranger who has no chance

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AAAAAIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSS

I think my favorite thing about this is Troy Quan being the only vocal person on the show about this. He's clearly had enough.

Everyone always hates Troy but he is the only one on the show who I agree with the most because he calls everyone out on their shit.

That and he's usually down for whatever. I like that about him.

When I talked to him in Cleveland, even though it was only for a few minutes, he was a nice dude. All of them were good dudes.

Roland, Erock and Sam were great dudes too!

video someone took of me getting pics with them and me looking like a fucking goon

And Davey Mac. Him calling them slut bags has been the only ray of light in this fucking dark cloud that hangs on the show.

I honestly wouldn't mind them coming in for four hours everyday if somebody like Davey Mac, Joe DeRosa, Jim Florentine, or Dice Clay was in to just lambast them until they were in tears.

O man derosa would be having NONE of this

He would hit on them for 2 minutes and the second one of them showed disinterest it would be fucking over. Fuck I miss that guy, people either loathed or loved him.

I may get hate but of current sit ins he's my favorite

I missed that- what has he said so far?

I think it was yesterday's Shit Show, he pretty much said: alright, they've had their time. get them off the air already.

I think it was yesterday or another day Sam asked for the interns to come in and he said "them... again?" then he said enough about them or something along the lines of that.

I think everyone can agree that -- despite his rough start -- Troyquan fucking rules.

I think Ant's hypocrisy on this is genuine. Opie and Norton seemed to have been "going with the bit" but the bit is flattened. It would be at least a bit funny if someone was bad cop and took the guy intern's side showing the hypocrisy in a comedic way.

Maybe they will do that once Ant fucks one or both of them.

The problem is that there is no bit.

Anthony wanting to fuck the interns is a complete shoot.

These girls have not been put in a place to be funny or interesting. They are simply the recipient of a sad old man trying to get his nut off. And not even done in a funny way.

Honestly why would you want to intern for the show? If I had the choice I would go with Ron and Fez for so many more reasons. OnA interns get treated like shit apparently. Having gone through the intern hoops myself over the past couple years (still am currently) I couldn't help but feel for the guy intern today after listening to the show. The girls are cute and thats all they have to offer. WE GET IT. I think at this point the guy intern needs to just burst in a berate the girls or do something to get attention.

Which would then lead to being called a creepy psychopath by Opie/Sam while everyone psychoanalyzes him for an hour and a half.

Seriously I hope they are doing some good things for that guy intern behind the scenes otherwise they really are leaving themselves open to a world of shit if he decides to go to HR or a lawyer for discrimination. If that kid complains these will be the last female interns they ever get at SXM.

Complain about what? He has work to do behind the scenes. There is no promise of airtime with an internship. They allowed Alan Thicke Jr. on the show and Sal before he was hired so what discrimination?

Ant is just pathetic. I hope his 17 year old girl friend listens to the show and gets all pissy eyed jealous at the creepy attention Ant gives the girl interns.

I'm just starting to see how fucking creepy Ant is. That picture of the interns with Ant in the hot tub..... ugh, what a scary looking and frail old man.

link?

I wish travdog would cunt punt them so we wouldn't have to ever hear interns again

Please make them go the fuck away. When does their semester end?! I'm a woman and I generally enjoy it when female comedians sit in for a few hours but I'm so bored by these interns.

There is a great line in Mean Girls that applies to this situation. In fact, I say it to myself when I hear these interns.

"Stop trying to make Fetch happen."

Stop trying to make these girls happen. They have no talent. They are holes in training. Please stop wasting time with them. I'd rather listen to "E-Roc Army Nigga" on an endless loop.

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For the love of god its getting painful. I feel so fucking bad for that male intern.

I think they're making fun of them in a subtle way by allowing them to make fools of themselves and bringing the funny to a screeching halt.

O & A are anything but subtle. Ronnie B does subtle viciously. When O & A get on the subject of either interns, "off-air" staff, or people like the bitch from this morning, Bobo, etc., they stay on it way too long and it's predictable. It runs it's course pretty fast.

Ronnie B is goddamn master. He kills me whenever he is on O&A. I wish I could listen to his (and Fez's) show more often.

I agree, I think it's a bit that these girls are incredibly useless, and Ant just lets them do whatever they want because of their looks. Ant knows they aren't good at their jobs. Then again I have to listen to today's show still.

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As much as I hate lady di I was losing it when she was on the phone today. She is just such an idiot.

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Yeah I get that. And I agree, they could have cut the Lady Di call shorter.

I really hope sal fucks them. Then they will realize they don't actually like old guys and they'll be done with them.

Holes are constantly on the air. Interns are only part of the show when the boys ask them to come in and at some point, they (thankfully) get the fuck out.

He would hit on them for 2 minutes and the second one of them showed disinterest it would be fucking over. Fuck I miss that guy, people either loathed or loved him.