Danny's bombs and his inability to take a beating. Real butthurt until he's comforted by the adults.

16  2013-06-12 by [deleted]

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Here's another classic Danny clip: Danny gets alpha maled by Club Soda Kenny

that was good to me

i hated that guy so much.

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Are you the iamcolinquim?

There can be only one.

You were that douche who was going around twitter pretending to be the real Colin?

You're like this subreddit's version of Danny.

i laughed hysterically... such an intelligent yet mean thing to say

i laughed hysterically... such an intelligent yet mean thing to say

I usually don't like bitching about anyone on the show (I'm fine with Opie, Sam, talking politics, talking first amendment, Anthony talking race), but I sure don't miss Danny.

Dat hair... I had no idea that's what was goin' on under the hats.

A while ago I heard a rumor on Wackbag or YouTube or something saying that it had been worked into Opie or Anthony or Danny's employment contract that the show could not make fun of him on-air ever. Danny only really held his position on the show for as long as he did because Anthony is his friend and defended him whenever Danny got himself into his usual crybaby shitstorm with his coworkers, and supposedly Ant felt bad for him (he is a sweetheart deep down, after all). So for those of you who are familiar with O&A from 2010 to 2012 when Danny used to sit in the studio during shows, you'll notice that the boys neeever shit on him when he bombed, which was pretty much every time he opened his mouth. They just kinda pretended they didn't hear him and moved on. I'm pretty sure it all started because of cringy moments like these.

it had been worked into Opie or Anthony or Danny's employment contract that the show could not make fun of him on-air ever

This is an outright impossibility. There is absolutely no way this is true.

the show could not make fun of him on-air ever

That's one of the silliest conspiracy-type theories I've ever heard about the show. Why would they ever agree to something like that? What would they gain from it?

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The contract thing is probably nonsense, but it was so damn obvious that the only reason Danny was kept around so long was because of Anthony. I always got the feeling Anthony liked him mostly because he was his link to a younger, more youthful generation (the CoD internet generation), so he hung out with him to feel younger and turned a blind eye to Danny's crybaby insecurities.

Sure, it completely makes sense that O&A would agree to that kind of limitation.

Have you ever listened to the show?

Yes, I have. And have you read the entirety of my post, specifically the part that mentioned that it was a 'rumor I heard,' not some speculative bullshit that I pulled out of my ass on a whim?

Not speculative bullshit you pulled out of your ass, but speculative bullshit someone else pulled out of their ass and you repeated.

So by virtue of me repeating it, I must agree with it?

it had been worked into Opie or Anthony or Danny's employment contract that the show could not make fun of him on-air ever

This is an outright impossibility. There is absolutely no way this is true.

the show could not make fun of him on-air ever

That's one of the silliest conspiracy-type theories I've ever heard about the show. Why would they ever agree to something like that? What would they gain from it?

The contract thing is probably nonsense, but it was so damn obvious that the only reason Danny was kept around so long was because of Anthony. I always got the feeling Anthony liked him mostly because he was his link to a younger, more youthful generation (the CoD internet generation), so he hung out with him to feel younger and turned a blind eye to Danny's crybaby insecurities.

Sure, it completely makes sense that O&A would agree to that kind of limitation.

Have you ever listened to the show?