Is Roland gay?

6  2013-05-20 by [deleted]

33 comments

I thought he was retarded the first time I heard him speak. Never got the gay vibe though.

What about queeb?

Possibly a quay.

Perhaps just a moe.

Of either Hawaiian or Samoan descent, long shot Spanish.

HAhaha that got me HOWLIN. The only list that was ever funny.

Nah. Just light in the loafers

Light?

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He came in his pants in Cleveland when a stripper gave him an over-the-pants handy...

*made cumsies

twice

He says he did, twice, in a room. No-one really much believed him. He's a Fez, that goes the extra mile to hide it.

I did the same thing in Ann Arbor two weeks ago.

Are you doing an AMA?

It would seem so.

haha

You gave Roland an over the pants handy?

Yeah. It was great. So surprised to see him in Michigan, i just had to.

OTPHJ is legit

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Yeah, that was when Troy said he was going to be Roland's life coach and days later turned into the biggest enabler in the history of the world, thus then "down for whatever" and "rock it bro".

Ah Troy.. who blissfully goes from "I'll make his life better" to "Let's take a picture of you pissing in a phone booth".

(Assuming of course, my memory is correct and Troy took the picture)

This makes me HATE troy.

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Not gay, Asperger's. third degree.

He's really lucky to have had them stand up for him to keep him employed. He is pretty unprofessional, but he's found guys that enjoy his company enough to want to keep him around.

I have two brothera who have Aspergers. Trust me, Roland doesn't have it. Someone with asbergers could not function in a job that requires them to constantly deal with people and especially new people on a daily baisis, and requires making and maintaining relationships.

Edit: people with asbergers work best in jobs where a specific and repetitive series of tasks are laid out for them to accomplish mostly by themselves. They worst great as web designers, computer programers, engineers, ect...they do not, for example, find much success as car salesman or account executives.

Jesus, you're acting like the dude is a water-head. He's just a lovable pudgy shit with a furby voice.

He'd rather fuck actual roast beef.

You mean a little light in the loafers? Don't think so.

I've always thought so and I appreciate the fact that they've respected him enough to not bully him out of the closet.

I know Roland. He took me to see Colin Quinn's constitutional show when he was trying it out in Long Island City at 'the creek'. He's a really nice guy and is definitely not gay. We all know he's the booker. But have you ever wondered why there are so many unknown female comics on the after show? Those are all the girls that Roland flirt texts with. He is always texting with some girl, just can never close the deal.

Then I wish he was gay; he could get funnier comics.

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No. He's just a really fat guy with low self esteem who girls would most likely not want to fuck.

Roland has a tough life.

no

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You can say fuck.