When Anthony starts telling stories about when he was a kid, does anyone else think he's totally full of shit?
1 2013-05-06 by [deleted]
When he starts stammering as if the brain is working for a better story. Am I supposed to believe little pissy eyes was a virgin slayer, coke dealer, car chopping badass?
23 comments
20 [deleted] 2013-05-06
Ant has his faults but I never got the impression that he's dishonest.
12 urabusxrw 2013-05-06
A lot of the faults are clearly products of his childhood.
4 schwoogiejoe24 2013-05-06
except to 20-year-old women. NOT that there's anything wrong with that...
9 mancubuss 2013-05-06
Ant had a Ridiculous memory so I wouldn't doubt them
8 schwoogiejoe24 2013-05-06
yeah good luck saying anything negative about anthony on this board, the anti-opie ant-slurpers will downvote the shit out of you.
6 KR1288 2013-05-06
I feel more like Opie makes up his stuff. I dont get that feeling from Ant
7 [deleted] 2013-05-06
With Opie I don't feel like he makes things up to be malicious --- it's to cover painful memories of a persistently and severely mentally ill mother.
-4 HANKKKINGSLEY 2013-05-06
Opie is on the autism spectrum.
5 [deleted] 2013-05-06
No, he isn't.
Though, his balloon lust fetish is suspect.
1 HANKKKINGSLEY 2013-05-06
Lady Trucker, you haven't worked with people on the spectrum, you drive a truck. If I wanted to know about downshifting 18 wheelers in residential zones to brake and being fat I would talk to you.
1 [deleted] 2013-05-06
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1 [deleted] 2013-05-06
I'm not lady trucker. Lol.
1 HANKKKINGSLEY 2013-05-06
Sorry, I know we aren't supposed to dox anyone, Lady Trucker. When you pull up to the scales do they think you're hauling Jupiter's weight in shit?
1 [deleted] 2013-05-06
I don't know what that means.
6 Biff_McFresh 2013-05-06
I especially dig the large brawls he apparently had alongside his dad with San Juan Capistrano tourists. None of which sounded embellished at all. All fights like this sound like they were ripped from the pages of The Outsiders. Hmmm
6 BeardedAxWound 2013-05-06
He was like a teenager in the early 60's ..... I'm sure all of this was possible
2 [deleted] 2013-05-06
1860s.
5 derpbtc 2013-05-06
Well he's fucking virgins now? Why would he have to lie about doing it as a kid?
4 Grymreaper 2013-05-06
no.
4 killies 2013-05-06
naw, they're way too detailed.
3 SextingPics 2013-05-06
His memories of his childhood are very specific and many of them aren't too outrageous. He seems like an honest dude, and its not like he tells the stories to brag. Plus when he was younger he usually refers to clinging to the few girls (who may have been 2s) with the fear of losing them, not like he was out bangin 10s and being their first. With his obvious intelligence, I wouldn't put any of his mannequin building/rocket launching/car rebuilding stories of his youth past him either.
3 souporjoe 2013-05-06
naw. he's told some of the same stories years apart like he doesn't remember telling them before. and all the details are the exact same.
2 CUNTYMOM 2013-05-06
funny i was listening to the firs time ricky gervais came in and ronnie was talking about his coke days and ants storys of people trying to buy coke with bags of pennys and stolen goods was pretty suspect
but he usually sounds like he's telling the truth, and its radio you gotta stretch the truth a little
1 ol_dantucker 2013-05-06
He's been telling the same stories for years. Details are always consistent. He's telling the truth.