When Anthony starts telling stories about when he was a kid, does anyone else think he's totally full of shit?

1  2013-05-06 by [deleted]

When he starts stammering as if the brain is working for a better story. Am I supposed to believe little pissy eyes was a virgin slayer, coke dealer, car chopping badass?

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Ant has his faults but I never got the impression that he's dishonest.

A lot of the faults are clearly products of his childhood.

except to 20-year-old women. NOT that there's anything wrong with that...

Ant had a Ridiculous memory so I wouldn't doubt them

yeah good luck saying anything negative about anthony on this board, the anti-opie ant-slurpers will downvote the shit out of you.

I feel more like Opie makes up his stuff. I dont get that feeling from Ant

With Opie I don't feel like he makes things up to be malicious --- it's to cover painful memories of a persistently and severely mentally ill mother.

Opie is on the autism spectrum.

No, he isn't.

Though, his balloon lust fetish is suspect.

Lady Trucker, you haven't worked with people on the spectrum, you drive a truck. If I wanted to know about downshifting 18 wheelers in residential zones to brake and being fat I would talk to you.

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I'm not lady trucker. Lol.

Sorry, I know we aren't supposed to dox anyone, Lady Trucker. When you pull up to the scales do they think you're hauling Jupiter's weight in shit?

I don't know what that means.

I especially dig the large brawls he apparently had alongside his dad with San Juan Capistrano tourists. None of which sounded embellished at all. All fights like this sound like they were ripped from the pages of The Outsiders. Hmmm

He was like a teenager in the early 60's ..... I'm sure all of this was possible

1860s.

Well he's fucking virgins now? Why would he have to lie about doing it as a kid?

no.

naw, they're way too detailed.

His memories of his childhood are very specific and many of them aren't too outrageous. He seems like an honest dude, and its not like he tells the stories to brag. Plus when he was younger he usually refers to clinging to the few girls (who may have been 2s) with the fear of losing them, not like he was out bangin 10s and being their first. With his obvious intelligence, I wouldn't put any of his mannequin building/rocket launching/car rebuilding stories of his youth past him either.

naw. he's told some of the same stories years apart like he doesn't remember telling them before. and all the details are the exact same.

funny i was listening to the firs time ricky gervais came in and ronnie was talking about his coke days and ants storys of people trying to buy coke with bags of pennys and stolen goods was pretty suspect

but he usually sounds like he's telling the truth, and its radio you gotta stretch the truth a little

He's been telling the same stories for years. Details are always consistent. He's telling the truth.