Things said in SRS are things I'm never going to give a shit about.

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YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER WITH A PISS FILLED JUG

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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK

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EAT A DICK

I disagree with the assessment of your personal attack. However, I assert that you are everything that is wrong with this world. Not only are you utterly stupid, bereft of any kind of logical thinking, you are belligerent about it. You are driven to browbeat others with your monstrous lack of intelligence. What you need to do is kill your family, your children if you have any (God forbid), and then stick a shotgun in your mouth and blow your own head clean off for the betterment of the human race. Do it. Promise everyone here that you will. So that we can sleep better, you disgusting lying piece of shit. You kill people with your half-truths and bullshit twisting of the facts. I hate you. I fucking hate you with all my soul. You killed my mother. You murdering son of son of bitch. Let people see the fucking truth so they don't fucking blow shit off as just more of the scary-boo BS you spout.

Shouldn't it be "Bobo Booster #1"?

That flair idea IS quite spectacular, Hank.

Aren't you the one that replied to one of my posts with a thousand page essay with no paragraph breaks? And now you're saying I killed your mother? Yo man, get counseling. I'm serious.

I am not pissed off at all. You also seem to not understand what the word invalid is in the context of arguments. Invalid means that an argument is not cogent. For an argument to not be cogent it must be deductively invalid. You are trying to explain something using the wrong word. You are once again placing the burden of proof on myself which is as I stated a logical fallacy. I questioned your own beliefs; I did not submit evidence towards my own. Never have I even argued that I agree with abortion but you seem to have taken the position that I do. It is required that you clarify and offer evidence of your own that is not only cogent (valid) but also true. If an argument is cogent and true then it is "correct." It is obvious that I am arguing with someone that has not been formally educated so I am unsure why I am still pandering to you. You are unable to grasp the concepts that I am presenting to you because they are learned in years of study. Your opinion will continue to be discarded by society because you are unable to form arguments for your position that the educated will listen to. Refer to past election statistics and you will see that the most educated of the nation vote in landslide favor of the party that believes in a woman's right to choose. This is not being stated as a common practice fallacy but rather as an example of how the country's educated currently view the situation. You have no ground to stand on that killing a baby is wrong. Your belief is a construct of social conditioning. Killing, at least homicide, is a social taboo in all nations. The problem is that abortion being murder has not been constructed in the system of social conditioning of most western societies. The problem is relative not objective. You are entering the argument from a foolish perspective of a false dilemma; you do not seem to see this.

NO ONE IS READING YOUR BORING ASS POSTS

I'm not reading them either, but to be fair, I think the idea of responding to one sentence with a wall of completely unrelated text is hilarious.

You sound a little defensive, as if you're trying say you want to do it, but you're rationalizing it and saying it would be weird. Like three months ago I would have said yes but now, I would still say yes but in a different way. I still would wan't to have sex with a pony, but not really a character, maybe Fluttershy, Octavia, Luna, Lyra, you know? But I really don't like mlp anymore so this answer is based on purely a sexual standpoint. Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house. A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example. I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public. I would totally keep her forever but I don't think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it would be her life and she can't get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked. Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the end, she wouldn't like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don't know if you would be taking her from "Equestria" of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn't know how to talk or eat or fly or whatever, in that case, no I wouldn't do it, I'm not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it. Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn't pass it up. Now to how it would work, I don't know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine. Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out. I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn't have to worry about her being pregnant, right? I don't think she can get pregnant by a human. Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics like English, eating, walking, etc.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU'RE FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

CHILL THE FUCK OUT DOSTOEVSKY I'M NOT GOING TO RESPOND TO YOUR BORING ASS POSTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

But don't worry, you're just gonna keep on typing out your fucking manifesto, holy fuck you're boring

"Well, folks, I guess it really is about the manifesto, in the end."

Illiterate. Btw, remember when I murdered you in your own board and got upvoted by your own people. Good times. lel

Doesn't seem to be working for you here.

Kenny, did they ban you, too? Your posts were deleted. I loved the fact you got upvoted, though.

Ahahaha let em delete it, won't change the fact that it's been read and agreed with.

Ahh, what the hey. You live, you die, you drink your container of coffee, you go on with your life. Well, back to work, break's over!

lel You took more effort writing that than Jorge did.

Yeah I got trolled

Thought you punched out.

tsss i wish HE'D get punched out.

YEAH like when Lamar punched my muddas cunt...DOUBLE NEGROS, COCKSUCKA

Idiot.

I think he's replying with posts straight out of SRS. He's done it before, he seems to really have a problem with that particular subreddit. The guy needs to learn how to chill out and ignore strangers on the internet. SRS has absolutely nothing to do with how much I enjoy my day, sadly it affects this guy a lot.

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

Yawn

He needs to get a life.

I came up with this quote just a few minutes ago. I thought /r/atheism would appreciate. Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism. "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis Eh?

Yea, it's kind of weird. I think about SRS exactly 0 times per day unless its from guys like this shitting up good subreddits with xposts like this one.

I agree about Nick. I think the other guys mentioned are good people though.

That's exact same thought I had when I read this lol

Nick's a bit racial, but how is he not a good person? He's just kind of surly and grumpy.

He's a good person as long as you aren't a darkie, fag, or not a hot chick.

Has Nick ever actively mistreated those people?

To legitimately and seriously say someone is a piece of shit, with no humour, is pretty serious.

You aren't listening if you don't hear his old school racism and sexism. When he isn't being racist and sexist he's funny.

He exaggerates that for humour. I find him hilarious. You have to admit, even if you don't personally find it funny, that he's TRYING to be funny.

I guess that's where we disagree. I don't think he's exaggerating for effect.

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NICK DIPALO HAS BEEN SAYING RACIST SHIT FOREVER AND IT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AS A PERSON OF COLOR THANKS FOR AGREEING

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IT PALES IN COMPARISON TO WHAT ANTHONY SAYS ESPECIALLY AFTER WHEN PATRICE DIED ITS HORRIFIC

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THANK YOU ALL FOR INVADING SRS AND DOWNVOTING ALL MY POSTS THIS INTERNET THING IS REAL SERIOUS

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EAT A BOWL OF DICKS

lel

I post rationally without caps, get upvoted and banned
You capslock and ramble, get downvoted and not banned

See, stupid? Were nice folks. Anyone that would post in something called the "fempire" is clearly a sensitive cunt. Go douche yourself, slutbag.

Punchin out

First smart thing you've said, cutie.

Make me a sammich on the way out, sweetums

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YOU'RE RIGHT BUT THANKS FOR THE DOWNVOTES ANYWAY

The widely accepted conclusion they've come to in their little (well, not really, it's actually pretty big and pervasive) community is that in order to tackle controversial subject matter, a joke must have a social agenda that goes with it, they must be "punching up" -- they have to be taking on the enemies of progressivism, etc. It's not just being funny, they need to have the right stance behind their humor to make it acceptable. A lot of current comedy sucks because it's designed to appeal to people based on their poltical identity.

They always recruit Carlin to this as well, saying that his jokes were okay because they were on the side of progressivism, that he was always punching up. Bullshit, sometimes he was of course, but sometimes he was just being funny and ridiculous (eskimo rape, which one of you feminist cunts wants to give me a blow job). I don't know whether I wish he was alive to call them on this bullshit, or whether I'm glad he's dead so that he wouldn't have to see his humor being co-opted by these people.

I remember an appearance he did on Opie and Anthony shortly before he died in which he talked about how surprised and let down he was that the left had completely turned on free speech out of their PCness, he said that he had never expected to see that happen, but it certainly has. If he was still around, and "punching up" today, he's be punching you fuckers.

i enjoyed this post from the joe rogan manforums enough that i had to share it with you all. just too true. especially the part about most comedy being designed to appeal to someone's political identity. what is jim norton's standup act anyway, if not telling a few dick jokes and being ultra conservative?

Scum is a bit of a stretch. I do like Nick Dapalo the least, he just seems like a mega douche.

I don't think Nick's a douche, he's just a grumpy curmudgeon.

Eh, I've never really enjoyed him or his comedy, especially compared to that list above. I'm sure he's funny live, he just rubs me the wrong way for some reason.

He's an unapologetic asshole. Once you accept that you start to realize how quick and brutal he is with jokes.

And I think nick would be the first to describe him that way. also racist.

Hes an old school guy, take him or leave him.

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NICK DIPALO IS A RACIST

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I WAS EXAGGERATING WHEN I SAID SCUM IT'S NOT LIKE HE DESERVES TO DIE I WAS JUST SAYING HE'S RACIST AND LOUIS CK IS LESS OF AN ASSHOLE

Oh wow, Ramoning on Reddit. Creative.

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SARCASM IS THE THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT

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WHAT I'M DOING IS AS CREATIVE AND PRODUCTIVE AS YOUR MOM'S LEGS GETTING BLOWN OFF IN BOSTON

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I can't believe this mumble mouth nigger is still trying to fuck with us. I guess the unemployment line shutdown early today

who the fuck cares

Honestly? Who can tell either way with what these crazy guys say on stage. Ah what do I know? Just get me some sturdy boots and a container of coffee and let these wiseguys keep cracking jokes. God bless.

eh, they're comedians. Racist or not, it's interesting to hear someone else's point of view.

Isn't that a joke subreddit?

No, it isn't.

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Maybe at first. They're serious now.

I didn't really like Kaufman until I saw the documentary about how he went across the country challenging women to wrestling matches. That's comedy gold right there.

That's how it started, but that's not how it is anymore.

Also, Kaufman was not a comedian. He was a performance artist (except not too pretentious) and a wrestler and a vaudevillian. He wasn't supposed to be ha-ha funny.

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Umm yeah this is no secret. All of those guys will admit that they are scumbags. They also have a bunch of redeeming qualities such as their honesty about it. Who exactly thinks that a perfectly adjusted person gets on stage and pushes the line on edgy humor to the point of offense? They've said many times that comedians are fucked up individuals. I have no doubt that Jim or Bill would hand this high horse riding mother fucker his ass if he cared to voice himself to them. He's much too cowardly for that I'm sure.

>srs

>he

Also, these guys might say they're scumbags among themselves being self-deprecating, but the truth is, they're not scumbags simply because of the subject, content, etc of their acts. They're all fundamentally good people. I've never heard any stories that would indicate to me they're anything but benign or good, generous, kind people IRL.

LEL owned that person, got upvoted, then banned. Sensitive cunts. Like I have any interest in being near anything that has to do with FEMINISM and COMEDY. Yuck.

I got benned, too. Am currently shitting up their modmail with wall-of-text pasta. Low effort goodness!

Ahaha, It's really typical of feminazis. Oh and I looooove that raceandeconomics person/faggot didn't realize you trolled them successfully. They're all way too easy

It isn't a person it's a nigger.

Hey hey let's not get saucy now! I believe those things prefer the term spade. Or jig.

Either way it's hard to navigate the world when your IQ is 84

I guess that's where we disagree. I don't think he's exaggerating for effect.

Aren't you the one that replied to one of my posts with a thousand page essay with no paragraph breaks? And now you're saying I killed your mother? Yo man, get counseling. I'm serious.

Shouldn't it be "Bobo Booster #1"?

Kenny, did they ban you, too? Your posts were deleted. I loved the fact you got upvoted, though.