http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-PfzUeZ9-U

He mentioned her towards the beginning, and boy is he right. When I worked at this pharmacy, she was this 5'1, 80-90lb chick that sounded like a pterodactyl. She was obsessed with boy bands to the extent where she had a nervous breakdown when discovering Nick Carter's sister died, and she spent upwards of $2,000 to go on a party cruise with the Backstreet Boys. She's approaching 30, still a virgin, and doesn't shave anything. Hairy arms, mustache, the works.

I have no fucking idea how it took me so long to realize.