He is such a self-hating nigger.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Pretty much sums it up.

Looks like Sammy Davis is putting his reparations to good use.

I'm really gonna miss him when the FBI party van rolls up to his house and takes him in.

Those cruise vids are actually fun, the good ole days with Stetten, I think he was +35k on that cruise, no?

Where's the gun in this picture?

How does he get these females (almost wrote women).

What/where/how does a 70 year old guy do to interest a "teen" girl?

Ask your financial advisor about "net worth" to see if teen girls are right for you.

Oh god, he's wearing camo jorts.

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Where's the girl? Oh yeah, not joining the fun...she's got a big, fleshy Italian surprise waiting for her...

His life seems so empty.

Edit: Read my reply below, I 90% take back what I said in this comment.

million dollar salary, 20 hour work week, fucking models...Give me a 45 year old housewife, 70 hour week, and a container of coffee over that any day of the week. What the hell do I know?

Nothing you said contradicted my initial statement.

yeah i think that sometimes but then i think of how beaten down of a man he was his whole life before radio with his ex wife and how little of a man he was

but now he's rich and wants to relive those years he wasnt able to fuck 17 year olds and do whatever he wanted, he was just happy with getting a couple of hours to play half life, and i think opie always wanted a family to make up for the shit one he had growing up

And Jimmy is making up for all the hookers he couldn't afford when he was a child.

I don't begrudge him for it. Matter of fact, I mostly take back what I said, since you put it like that. The guy's having fun, he's not harming anyone, I was too hard on him... eh. It's not my thing but he seems to enjoy his life.

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Omg you're so edgy! Shut up faggot.

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I was making fun of your retarded username.

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You suck at trying to be a tough guy and purposely showing how un-P.C. and badass you are.

everyone involved in this exchange sucks.

I can say this with no irony: Homerun, Chippah.

I was being less douchey in my drunken mind.

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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PANTYWASTE.

My only qualm with the mans lifestyle choices is that he should be fucking a hotter teenager who thinks Ayn Rand is a terrible writer and a shitty person.

What's the Ayn Rand reference, Hank?

Apologygal is a fan.

Who is apologygall?

His girlfriend.

when anthonys done with her, that poor girl's gonna be the biggest social justice warrior the world's ever seen. kind of like how all those IT computer janitor guys you see all over reddit and SA were once college neckbeard libertarians but are now castrated manginas

I always found it funny Melissa Stetten's blogpost mentioned her getting "sucked into" her ex's "very unorthodox views on race," basically blaming Anthony for turning her into a racist or whatever it is Anthony would call it. I saw those twitter posts about blacks she made when she was dating him, she was All-In on Anthony's horseshit. How paper-thin does someone have to be to become a racist just because you're dating Anthony Cumia, and then IMMEDIATELY see the error of your ways just because you had a fight with him?

And Stetten was a 27 year old who considers herself "smart." Isn't his new girl 21 or something? I think you're right about what's gonna become of her.

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I don't mind Ayn Rand as much as most people, she has some good points and some bad points. She's so polarizing probably due to the nature of her philosophy that even people who reject it think you either have to reject it 100% or embrace it 100% about dogma. The Fountainhead is not that bad philosophically.

I would like it if Ant got into Ayn Rand just so his arguments would have a more intellectual bent to them. I'd love to hear Ant's take on Rand saying the artist has a right to control of his work, or what he thinks about "looters" and the like.

I'd love at least one 20-minute break on youtube about Ayn Rand.

It's true that she is really polarizing. In some of my classes in university there were such Randites that would easily be compared to ratheists. I never read Fountainhead after Atlas Shrugged. I felt that life was too short with a million things that I should read and watch. Though, speaking to how shitty of a person I am, I just re-watched Casino, Heat and Goodfellas for the trillionth time. God, I am worthless.

I liveblogged Casino and Gangs Of New York last week. It was RIVETING stuff. I should be shot.

Liar.

Apologygal is a fan.

It's true that she is really polarizing. In some of my classes in university there were such Randites that would easily be compared to ratheists. I never read Fountainhead after Atlas Shrugged. I felt that life was too short with a million things that I should read and watch. Though, speaking to how shitty of a person I am, I just re-watched Casino, Heat and Goodfellas for the trillionth time. God, I am worthless.

Ask your financial advisor about "net worth" to see if teen girls are right for you.