HELP! need Patrice bit...

0  2013-03-27 by opiesucks

it was on youtube once, i havent been able to find it again. Patrice was telling a story about how him and an asian women both saw a dude drop money out of his pocket at the same time, and it was a race to get there, but she was winning, so he yelled out to the dude that he dropped money, even though he was like 50 feet away, just to spite the asian bitch.

any ideas where this is or what its from??

6 comments

14  im_not 2013-03-27

That actually made me laugh out loud just by reading it. Fucking Patrice!

4  CUNTYMOM 2013-03-27

always had the best storys

my fav still is when he talked about getting robbed and how he went home and started crying and punching the air like cuba gooding in boyz in da hood

"YO YOU KNOW MY COUSIN"

3  BurnedEden 2013-03-27

This was off his second comedy special, it was shown on comedy central in the early 2000s on comedy central's comic remix. Let me find a link:

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/f4z01l/stand-up-patrice-oneal--fist-fight

Edit: It's 2 am and the video that autoplayed after that depressed the shit outta me. Miss you Patrice.

-1  opiesucks 2013-03-27

holy shit, this is it! thank you so much Eden. fucking gold.

1  FraudTiger 2013-03-27

that sounds like a great story. I'm listening through steve's patrice collection now and I'm at around late 2010 and haven't heard that yet, so it's probably in one of his 2011 appearances.

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-1  houseboatgambler 2013-03-27

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-1  opiesucks 2013-03-27

holy shit, this is it! thank you so much Eden. fucking gold.