r/opieandanthony: A young Sam Roberts on the 90's game show "Figure It Out" (Starts at 13:50)

My girlfriend went to the same high school as Michelle Tractenberg, her reputation was pretty much shit the whole way through. Treated people like crap, catty, gossipy, and just an all around bitch.

23 stferago 2013-03-19

Sounds like a teenage girl to me.

4 Grymreaper 2013-03-19

Booooo too old.

8 harriswill 2013-03-19

I saw a special on bullying on a Delta flight where Tractenberg talks about having to change schools cause she was bullied so hard.

/notaddinganythingdildo

16 rjl_ 2013-03-19

Fact: every celebrity ever was a "nerd".

Fact: every celebrity ever was "bullied".

More of that same shit. Yay.

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4 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2013-03-19

Back in high school I was tall and lanky and my boobs were too big so people would bully me.

Would they?

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1 [deleted] 2013-03-19

Every celebrity kid who goes to a regular high school gets that reputation, and is usually treated like crap.

2 peedeearr 2013-03-19

I can imagine. Fucking Hollywood wrecks ya.

2 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2013-03-19

They should call it Hollyweird or somethin.

2 gram_parsons 2013-03-19

Nice one, Chip.

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16 [deleted] 2013-03-19

Ohhhh boy!!! A vacation to Vermont... best prize ever!

19 pablohoney102 2013-03-19

RAMMMOOONNE, bring me my maple syrup.

11 ValleyChip 2013-03-19

Tsss... or like, bring me my waffles or sumpin... I don't know, I'm just riffin...

13 mitzman 2013-03-19

Eh ya know what waffles or pancakes it's all the same to me, just gimme a container of coffee and I'll enjoy my breakfast.

2 reno1051 2013-03-19

hey mitzman-io, you can get some coffee container waffle pancakes at my new coffee container waffle pancakes emporium!

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15 Tuvor77 2013-03-19

That show's a little too wacky for me, but what do I know? I just use the ol' idiot box to watch the news at 9 and record the Red Sox.

10 zenlogick 2013-03-19

Regular Joe always has the right answer

3 mac117 2013-03-19

Figure It Out? Everyday I figure out how I'm going to put food in my kid's mouths and pay the mortgage on time but what do I know? It's just a silly kid's show to me. I don't have time for silly kids programming when I'm working from whistle to whistle

5 Tuvor77 2013-03-19

You seem like a real nose to the grindstone kinda guy, good for you buddy, I'll see you at 7:30 AM tomorrow trying to beat the morning rush.

13 JH315 2013-03-19

Three things came out of this video:

Hard to believe Michelle Trachtenberg turned out hot.
Summer Sanders is a shitty host. Pretty hot though for the time.
Sam was and always will be a little creep of questionable racial origin. The quarter thing didn't help.

12 Vankilloquist 2013-03-19

PlayTime Sam Roberts!

12 DATDONTMAKENOSENSE 2013-03-19

He probably still has that electronic drum set. Fucking cheapo!

11 elitemrp 2013-03-19

I remember the first time Sam talked about this and I realized I remembered watching it when it first aired.

I tried to flip quarters myself but couldn't.

That's my story.

9 Grymreaper 2013-03-19

So you tried to be like Sam? :)

4 CarmaNot 2013-03-19

OOF.

2 [deleted] 2013-03-19

You know what show he talked about it on?

1 elitemrp 2013-03-19

Nah I just know he first brought it up years ago (maybe 07?) and at least one other time since but it wasn't a major part of the show so I doubt any show descriptions would mention it.

1 Mottaman 2013-03-19

has he actually been on the show as far back as 07???

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11 cajunbander 2013-03-19

Lori Beth Denberg: I've got some vital information for your every day lives. I'M HIGH AS FUUUUCK!!!

8 zenlogick 2013-03-19

how did that cute little kid become such a monster

3 [deleted] 2013-03-19

Cute? He's fucking creepy.

7 opieanthonyjim 2013-03-19

Lol what a dork sam was as a kid! I definitely watched this episode as a kid. I remember the kid flicking quarters off his ankle, wow that was sam lol. I'm 23 so I was young then.

Btw, is that DJ Who kid wearing a mustard lid on his head at the end? haha

3 danfrank 2013-03-19

Yes, all black men are DJ Whoo Kid

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6 ol_dantucker 2013-03-19

Have they talked about this/obliterated sam on the show?

Also, re: todays bitching...why aren't they using reddit? If Norton could get to #1 on the front page doing an AMA so can opie and ant. Such a good promotion tool, reddit would eat up the classic bits

10 elitemrp 2013-03-19

He's brought it up before to them and on his own show (when he interviewed danny tamberelli who was one of the judges).

They never had video though and Ant saw it on twitter so maybe they'll bring it up tomorrow.

9 ol_dantucker 2013-03-19

Hilarious, I hope they bring it up tomorrow...you know thats gonna lead to some uncle paul gold.

6 ValleyChip 2013-03-19

I'll bet Uncle Paul taught him how to flip quarters off of other body parts...

8 ol_dantucker 2013-03-19

Suuuuuuurreeeee. Until he became a tatal tale that is.

Though, it has to be said that Mr. Hargus doesn't like the blacks so maybe sam's ambiguous race might have been a deal breaker...even with hot earl (sp?) and cukes.

4 dazwah 2013-03-19

He taught Travis how to Peeny Flip.

3 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2013-03-19

I can't wait to hear what they use to fill in the blanks. That's gonna be gold.

2 ol_dantucker 2013-03-19

i hope they crucify sam, then sal for good measure.

3 tlog24 2013-03-19

Ronnie b brought Sam on his show today and ripped on it for a little bit. Love the Ronnie b breakdown. Little twink doing ankle porno.

2 [deleted] 2013-03-19

I cant wait till they destroy sam with this.

Theres just so much fucking gold.

6 kittykatman93 2013-03-19

god what a little fucking twerp.

5 CarmaNot 2013-03-19

Twerp is exactly the right word.

5 alexgough12 2013-03-19

That's a horrible secret

5 LupeTheFiasco 2013-03-19

Sam just tweeted that he was 14 for this. Holy shit.

9 insideoutside1 2013-03-19

Goddamn. This appears to be filmed in 97-98 making him 14; the guy looks 8 but has a teen's voice! What a creep!

3 noooonan 2013-03-19

WHAT THE FUCK?

5 RKO36 2013-03-19

I cannot wait until they verbally rape him for this shit.

5 [deleted] 2013-03-19

Sam's special talent should have been that he was uncircumcised and if he pinched his foreskin together while he was cumming he could make a cum balloon.

3 alostreflection 2013-03-19

I would like to Blank Blank Blank Sam's Blank.

3 RzK 2013-03-19

I would wreck her burgina so hard

3 insideoutside1 2013-03-19

D'AWWWWWWWWW

3 realister 2013-03-19

this needs to be views on the show

3 exophrine 2013-03-19

Oh wow, it really is him...

Nickelodeon knows he flicks quarters with his ankle, but only Uncle Paul known he flicks nickels with his toes, and that he loves turkey foot.

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2 nofate301 2013-03-19

Fucking sam was on my favorite game show, god dammit!

Just like Earl was on Remote Control hosted by Colin Quinn

2 Epicfro 2013-03-19

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

2 CUNTYMOM 2013-03-19

anyone else notice the booing when he walks in?

crazy he was 14 then, he looks like a young corey matthews or he looks like that kid with the curly hair from grounded for life

2 Grymreaper 2013-03-19

I forgot how much I hated that fat bitch.

2 SuicideMurderPills 2013-03-19

What happened to those other kids?

3 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2013-03-19

Danny Tamberelli was doing drugs and smoking on set and shit at 9 years old. I think he was working at a sandwich shop or something and playing in some shit band while smoking pot all day.

Trachtenberg had somewhat of a career for a while in acting.

Lori Beth Denberg did some cameo work I think but mostly she has faded into oblivion.

Kel died of AIDS in 2004.

That's all I know about them.

1 [deleted] 2013-03-19

That's not Kel.

That's Phil Moore.

-1 TheChippahChipperson 2013-03-19

Kel did not die of AIDS http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005239/?ref_=tt_ov_st

5 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2013-03-19

Well, no shit.

2 DreamingMerc 2013-03-19