Club Soda Kenny Appreciation Thread

37  2013-03-02 by [deleted]

Seriously, I love the big oaf. My favorite staff character on the program next to the late great Steve C.

MORE KENNY!!!

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Thank you GH

Kenny has ALWAYS been super cool to me. Back in the old XM days, I showed up on my birthday unannounced and he brought me up to watch the show for a little bit. Also, during one of Jim's book signings he took a picture of me with the boys. In fact he took two pictures and I had to Photoshop them together to get us all looking good (in the first Anthony looks completely annoyed and in the second Jim was distracted). Kenny is a class act.

I love the stories he tells about those... police movies he saw back in the day.

In real life, I think Kenny is probably a subliminally terrifying person :[

The shittums have all the luck

Fucking love that guy

The boys are like little children and without Club Soda Kenny behind the scenes keeping things together I think they would be a mess. He does more than security. He makes sure the boys are up, gets them to work, books things for them, gets them stuff, etc, etc.

and even if he doesn't do much opie already said sometimes ya just take care of your people and you keep them around.

I assume you've already listened to this, but this is my favourite Kenny segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXfv_Cl1ntQ

Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWyRcWm2oy0

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Both are great, this is my favorite of all time though. It perfectly demonstrates this man's insanity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzBaDhRqpGM

His delivery sounds just like florentine's.

Nice try, Kenny.

I've met Kenny a many times, gotten pictures with him and Jimmy. He signs autographs "CLUBBY." He made fun of me once for wearing a leather jacket in 80 degree weather. Love the dude. Awesome.

Kenny is pretty much Jimmy's road manager now too. Did he do that for Dice? Or was he just security?

I love him.

Love him. Especially when he tries to start shit by spreading gossip etc. and when called out on it blames it on others (e.g. Troy, Sam). That "busybodies" nonsense awhile back was gold.

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Kenny made my girlfriend cry during one of the cherry darts contests. We were in the hallway in a circle me, her, Bobby Kelly, Colin Quinn & Jim Florentine, having a conversation. My chick was like star struck and we were gonna ask for a pic before they came back from commercial. Kenny just went up to me and her and started pushing us, saying 'ok move it along now, time to go' lol... Ironically enough, his peanut-sized brain remembered making her cry, and has been super nice to us every time we come to Jimmy's shows and O&A live appearances :) I am also a fan of his on the air, and she is now a fan of his too.

Sure she wasn't crying because she was violated and degraded for a bit?

Yes because we have done cherry darts on O&A since then, and I have done way more degrading things to her, it only turns her on.

Nice try Club Soda Kenny

Useless overaggressive overprotective dolt. He used to follow them into the bathroom, what a fucking dumbass.

....you do realize its a character. He's former NYPD, do you think he's really like that? Watch the bobo fugitive video

I saw that video. I meant out of character, when doing security for the boys, evidenced by his insistence he follow O&A into the washroom. It's silly.

He doesnt go into the bathroom, he walked them there and guarded the entrance.

The bathroom thing happened because Howards fans used to be nuts/and the rivalry was really strong. At one point they actually attacked a producer of the show, so Kenny vowed to be more careful.

Yes of course it makes them look like kids who cant make it there on their own. But Kenny was just being extra careful because its his job to be.

Useless overaggressive overprotective dolt.

He really is a security guard for the O&A crew. its his job to keep them safe.

pretty sure it was said that ben poured a drink on the guy beforehand, and that was on a walk over (on a public sidewalk) not a sirius/xm hallway to a bathroom :\

But does he really do this, or is it a bit?

Sure she wasn't crying because she was violated and degraded for a bit?