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Jorge with the heel turn and rectifyed with the face turn?! Oh mah GAWD

it's really fantastic when assholes think a comedian is the beacon of truth in the world.

I witnessed a conversation about rape jokes and misogynist pages on Facebook on a friend's wall the other day, between a dudebro(who is SOOPER concerned about 'free speech') and a sexual assault survivor where he totally unironically quoted Ricki Gervais to make his point to her after she told him how when people tell rape jokes around her it makes her feel physically unsafe.

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I'm pretty sure he thinks he's hilarious, he's trying to do the Colin Quinn twitter bit but failing horribly. I was confused as to why you said he sucked the other day, but I get it now.

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You are one dumb motherfucker. See the xpost you fucking grody simpleton cunt.

That was after he messaged me with the explanation and I asked why not just do an xpost instead so he edited it you dumb cunt.

Actually the x-post edit was there long before I messaged you. Most didn't see it.

There's absolutely no way it was there beforehand. You wouldn't have had people asking what you were talking about other wise.

Also I saw you trying to defend the onion's cunt joke on /r/circlebroke, I have no idea how you have the patience. Most of the people on reddit are just young assholes. They embody that quote "If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain"

It was there before I messaged you but after I posted it initially which is when most of the initial angry comments came in.

I've been on Circlebroke since the beginning, but there's too much SRS influence there. If you're not joking, you have to be extremely reasonable and try to see it from the other guy's POV. Being rude gets you nowhere.

Yea I was on circlebroke from the beginning as well (with a different username) and it used to be awesome. I remember how it first got started. Somebody broke character in a circlejerk thread and there was a super long actual discussion about the nature of reddit and someone started circlebroke. It really is SRS lite now, kind of sad because it was awesome.

I can't even acknowledge the fact that SRS exists it is be too angry with this site to browse it.

Wrong again, cocksucka. Just because you can't Jorge with the Garrido doesn't mean you need to be so grody.

Awww, thanks Hank!

Skypesex later?

You know it, darling!

I'll have my asshole inches from the camera on my MACBOOK PRO.

Wait, are you making fun of the retards at SRS or are you anti-Burr too? I'm too drunk tonight to sort it out...

Here's my position: Bill Burr rules. FOR THE LAAAAAAAAADIES!!!!!

Guy listens to O&A, of course he's a SRSter you dumb shitlord.

i'm nawt loy-ing, awlroight?

The best line in all of this is 'Listen to NPR.'

It just seemed perfect, and it was from SRSWomen, too.

Ugh it just made me keel over. That thread, by the way, is great. If only Nick D could get some traction over there.

Faggot

STOP IT! Don't call me that!

Faggot

I asked you to STOP CALLING ME THAT! STOP IT!

NOW.

Okay fag

STOP.

Faggy

Bill Burr is hilarious. Why are you jealous of his superior intellect?

Is he still dating Sandra Bullock?

Ah, jeezus, CM. Jeezus...

It's an honest question.

I hope you're eating your cake through thin burnt lips.

I don't see what's wrong with burr he is one of the most interesting and funny humans, if you listen to his rants he is always speaking the truth he isn't as big of a dick you think he is, you probably just latch on to words he says that might be offensive

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?

The great thing about the Internet is that if you didn't pick up on what I wrote the first time you can read it again

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

I think your a psychopath, which is reasonable because you just posted your life story, if you're so smart why did you just waste 2 hours typing that boring story about how your dad never loved you?

How dare you! Take that back! NOW.

Faggot

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Fucking Bill Burr is such an asshole. And he has like 19 specials on Netflix, I had go to and rate them one star individually so I didn't have to look at that bitter misogynist every time I looked for a show to watch.

Meh, he may be misogynistic but he's funny as fuck. Besides, that shit has some truth to it.

Bill Burr, Louis C.K., Jim Norton, Bob Saget (yes, that guy) are all shitlords.

I had an ex that used to listen to the Opie & Anthony Show on XM radio and all of them were always on it. Listening would literally make me feel ill so I always made him turn it off if I was in the car with him. Now I wouldn't even consider dating anyone who likes that garbage.

Are you a chick? That's how dudes think on some primal level. The intelligent ones just acknowledge the ridiculousness of the thought and move on. As a side note, he kinda pissed me off today with his podcast saying he wouldn't watch womens MMA. His loss, missed out on a great fight sat night. Ronda Rousey is a beast.

Talk radio is a scourge on the earth, seriously. During my commute to school, there is a big part of the drive where only one radio station will come in clearly (and of course the car is crap so there's no plug-in for my ipod or anything), and sometimes I put it on just for some sound. But the DJs are such assholes. Everything they say is totally sexist and racist. The last time I listened they were playing some youtube video that this guy made, which was a whole song that consisted entirely of him drumming on women's butts. And every woman they have on that show is either a Raven's cheerleader (the station basically exists to promote the Ravens), in the lingerie football league, or, more commonly, a sex worker of some type (porn star/stripper). The one woman DJ is just this special snowflake who agrees with every negative comment made about women. All of them are racist as fuck. It's total shit.

Oh jesus hip-hoppin' christ... TURN YOUR FUCKING RADIO OFF!!

You're making a big goddamn issue about something over which you have 100% control. If you don't like what's on the radio, reach your finger over and hit the fuckin' power button. Turn it off and focus on the fuckin' road.

And then I look at your comment history: you're just trolling.

why the fuck are you in the o&a subreddit then

Listen to NPR.

I'm not sure what you're doing here, is this a bit? Do you think you're in /r/circlejerk? I don't see any SRS in your user history, so you can't be using the word shitlord non ironically. I see you in here all the time and you have +20 next to your name, I'm very confused by this. These 3rd tier novelty accounts like opiesucks just confuse me.

It seems like every talk radio show in the morning is either shock jock stuff or really dumbed down, "Is my boyfriend cheating on me" type stuff. I hate it all. Confession time: I do like the Ravens. Nothing wrong with promoting them.

I don't get it.

so are you some kind of troll only poster. If thats so maybe switch up the names because that way it would seem that you are at least trying.

This is like having the poor man version of colin quinn twitter.

If anyone else reads this just downvote all ken fresno posts so he at least has the decency of switching names.

It's okay to like the Ravens. But this radio show basically talks about the Ravens like it's fucking Jesus Christ come again. They had a segment right after the super bowl where people could call in and say what the Ravens win "meant to them", as if it were this huge touching experience that totally changed the world and cured cancer and world hunger all at the same time. Last year, when it wasn't football season, they were having a discussion about basketball or hockey or something and the one DJ still managed to steer the conversation back toward the Ravens. Their programming is like 50% Ravens, 30% Misogyny and Racism, 10% People talking about things they don't know anything about, and 10% the one DJ claiming he has psychic powers and can predict future natural disasters. Oh, my favorite, during Black History Month last year, they had a segment honoring Black historical figures (sounds good, right?), that opened with this rap, during which the most racist of the three hosts would give us an overview of a famous Black person in history, but would sound suuuuuper patronizing while he did it. It would almost have seemed genuine if he wasn't also a dick the rest of the time.

That was after he messaged me with the explanation and I asked why not just do an xpost instead so he edited it you dumb cunt.

Actually the x-post edit was there long before I messaged you. Most didn't see it.

There's absolutely no way it was there beforehand. You wouldn't have had people asking what you were talking about other wise.

Also I saw you trying to defend the onion's cunt joke on /r/circlebroke, I have no idea how you have the patience. Most of the people on reddit are just young assholes. They embody that quote "If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain"

Wrong again, cocksucka. Just because you can't Jorge with the Garrido doesn't mean you need to be so grody.

STOP IT! Don't call me that!